[ laughter ] seth according to the washington post, in july of 2016 former Trump Campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, offered to provide private briefings on the president ial race to a russian billionaire who is close with vladimir putin. So Paul Manafort was the Campaign Manager for donald trump and met with a billionaire, who is friends with putin, who is in a movie with kevin bacon. I did it, you guys [ cheers and applause ] President Trump tweeted yesterday, quote, alabama is so lucky to have a candidate like big Luther Strange for the special Senate Election to fill attorney general Jeff Sessionss seat. But look how he spelled so. Hey, man, anything more than one o means youre being sarcastic. [ light laughter ] but you must know that. Youre soooo smart. [ cheers and applause ] and in an interview yesterday, bill gates said that he regrets requiring Windows Users to press control, alt, delete to log in. Saying that he would instead make that a single key. He also wishes hadnt made clippy such a prick. [ laughter ] some 7eleven stores are now offering what they are calling restaurant quality dishes. Hey, we should try that, said olive garden. [ laughter and applause ] kodak has teamed with facebook to offer a new service that will sort through old photos and suggest images to print out or have put on mugs. Said one dad, i love it [ laughter ] a teacher in South Carolina has been suspended after she gave her fifth grade class a homework assignment asking them to justify the kkks treatment of africanamericans. Also suspended, the kid who got an a. [ laughter ] 80 years ago today, j. R. R tolkiens book, the hobbit was released. To give you an idea of what 80 years feels like, watch the movie. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, the 1980s soft drink jolt cola will return to shelves this month. But if you really want a jolt, try this popular 80s product. [ laughter and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a fantastic show for you tonight shes starring in the new film, battle of the sexes. Emma stone is here, you guys [ cheers and applause ] the always wonderful emma stone. Shes an incredibly funny actor. Shes on foxs the mick. Kaitlin olson is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and music from legends. Rock icons blondie are here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] so excited, so excited about blondie fred. We saw we saw we were together and we saw blondie inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame. Fred thats rock and roll hall of fame, yeah. Seth but we had to we had to leave that night and go out and watch them. And then tonight theyre coming to us. Fred yeah. Seth its so much better. Fred yes. [ laughter ] seth before we get to all of that, republicans are once again making a mad dash to rush through a bill that would repeal obamacare and drastically overhaul health care in this country. And once again, very few republicans can actually defend their bill or explain what it does. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth theres nothing donald trump is better at than making big, empty promises even though he has no idea how to achieve them. The latest example of this strategy came yesterday when trump met with palestinian president Mahmoud Abbas at the United Nations and said hed like to achieve middle east peace. Although he seemed to have no real clue how to do it, as you can tell from his nonchalant tone. Israel is working very hard toward the same goal. And i must tell you, saudi arabia and many of the different nations are working also hard. So well see if we can put it together. Who knows . Stranger things have happened. [ laughter ] seth he talks about middle east peace the way people talk about getting back together with their ex. [ laughter ] hey, Stranger Things have happened, right . But hes right. Not only have Stranger Things happened, Stranger Things are constantly happening. I think we might all be trapped in an episode of Stranger Things. [ light laughter ] were a week away from trump saying, were going to pass health care, achieve middle east peace, and bring things barb back from the upside down. We can get it done. [ cheers and applause ] even when it comes to basic details, trump is, of course, often confused. Just take his address yesterday at a luncheon with African Leaders where he tried to praise several african countries for their efforts on health care, but seemed to make up a country on the spot. In guinea and nigeria, you fought a horrifying ebola outbreak. Nambias Health System is increasingly selfsufficient. Seth of course, the problem is nambia is not a country that actually exists. [ light laughter ] im pretty sure trump pulled that right out of his djibouti. [ laughter ] trump is single handedly keeping googles did you mean feature in business. [ laughter ] thats right. Trump thinks theres a country called nambia which, of course, is right next to nigeristan and kenyabelievethis[ bleep ]guy [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] now, the who knows approach is basically the same approach trump has used on health care. During the campaign he claimed repeatedly that he would provide Great Health Care at a much lower cost that would cover everybody, and that it would be very easy to pass. Well shockingly, it turns out trump had no idea how to accomplish any of that. In fact, during a recent meeting where a Bipartisan Group of lawmakers tried to pitch him on a compromised bill to shore up obamacare, all trump cared about was the name. According to politico, upon hearing it, had bipartisan support, the president had one question. Can i call it repeal and replace . A democratic lawmaker responded, you can call it whatever you want, mr. President. [ light laughter ] hell, you can call it nambia [ laughter ] no one else is using it. [ laughter and applause ] now, democrats and republicans actually were getting close to a bipartisan solution that would have fixed some of the problems with obamacare while keeping the bill largely in place. But gop leaders decided to blow all of that up in favor of yet again another lastditch effort to repeal and replace obamacare. A health care hail mary. The president pushing republicans to not let this Obamacare Repeal fail. This is the grahamcassidy bill. This, really, for all intents and purposes is a final hail mary here for republicans on health care. Republicans pushing ahead with a hail mary plan. This hail mary option. Theyre referring to it as a hail mary, essentially. There is the lastditch, furious hail mary effort seth of course, if this thing passes, a hail mary might be the only Health Care Option some people can afford. [ light laughter ] hail mary, full of grace, does this mole look weird to you . But thats right. Theyre throwing another hail mary. Except republicans arent exactly tom brady or aaron rodgers. Theyre more like jay cutler. Hes going to launch it. And that was way out of bounds. Incomplete. [ laughter and applause ] seth now, the main sponsors of this new bill are senators bill cassidy and lindsey graham. And they are trying to rush it through for a vote as early as next week. Now, as you may recall, republicans complained repeatedly about the process democrats used to pass obamacare in 2009 and 2010. Even though it was a far more open process than theyre using now. But they didnt just complain about the process. They even complained about the length of the bill itself. In fact, back in 2009, senator Mitch Mcconnell thought the page length of the obamacare bill was so damning that during one floor speech he kept repeating it over and over. We have now had less than 48 hours to look through this 2,074page bill. This massive, 2,074page bill. Buried in this 2,074page bill. This monstrous, 2,074page bill. On what is buried in this 2,074page bill. In this 2,074page bill. Were we to pass this 2,074page bill. This 2,074page bill. What else do we know about this 2,074page bill . Seth well, theres one thing we definitely know. [ laughter ] but heres the thing. Its supposed to be long. This isnt book club. Youre reorganizing onesixth of the american economy. Details are good. Just take obamacares protections for people with preexisting conditions as an example. Obamacare had lots of very specific legal definitions for what kinds of coverage people with preexisting conditions should get. The Affordable Care act includes definitions, in law, of whats reasonable for an individual to spend on premiums, given his or her income. By comparison, the new gop bill has none of those details. That doesnt exist in cassidygraham. There arent definitions of key terms like adequate or affordable. And i dont know if youve met the guy who will be signing this bill, but im not sure we should go by his definition of affordable. [ light laughter ] so the bill takes money away from Vulnerable People on medicaid and strips away protections for people with preexisting conditions. Now you might think, how could any senator vote for such a monstrous bill . Well, the answer is, they either dont know or dont care. The website vox interviewed gop senators and asked them basic questions about the bill, and their answers were baffling. Take, for example, this exchange with kansas senator, pat roberts. Reporter why does this make things better . What is this doing . Roberts look. Were in the back seat of a convertible being driven by thelma and louise and were headed toward the canyon. Thats a movie that youve probably never seen. Reporter i do know thelma and louise sir. [ laughter ] roberts so we have to get out of the car and you have to have a car to get into, and this is the only car there is. I love how he realized halfway through that his analogy made no sense and he just hoped the reporter had never seen the movie. [ laughter ] you see, its kind of like forrest gump. You probably havent seen that movie. No, ive seen it. Oh, its like minions. [ laughter ] and on top of Everything Else this bill would do, it would also radically restructure a deeply cut medicaid and would reduce total federal funding to states by 489 billion through 2027. Now, those cuts may seem savage and cruel, but to be fair, republicans have always preached fiscal responsibility and the importance of saving money. And im sure this next series of clips about Trumps Health secretary, tom price, wont prove that theyre all full of [ bleep ]. Health and Human Services secretary, tom price, is taking a little bit of heat after politico found he took five private flights last week for events in maine, new hampshire, and pennsylvania. The cost . Tens of thousands of dollars. That included a flight from washington, d. C. To philadelphia and back on a 30seat private charter at a cost of and this is really astounding, 25,000. Seth 25,000. Do you know how short a flight is from d. C. To philadelphia . If you tried to watch thelma and louise on that flight, you wouldnt meet louise [ laughter ] Susan Sarandon is in it . Not the part i saw. [ light laughter ] so tom price thinks medicaid patients should lose their health care but has no problem spending tens of thousands of dollars on private jets. And hes not the only one. Treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin also came under fire after he requested use of a government jet to take him and his wife on their european honeymoon. And before that, took a government aircraft to kentucky on a trip that involved viewing the solar eclipse. And when he was asked about that taxpayerfunded eclipse trip, he tried to claim he didnt actually care about the eclipse, because hes from new york. When i got there, the staff had actually intended that we watch the eclipse on the roof of fort knox. And, you know, people in kentucky took this stuff very seriously. Being a new yorker in california, i was like, the eclipse we got there, i was like, really, i dont have any interest in watching the eclipse. Seth you think new yorkers dont care about the eclipse . I can show you one new yorker who wanted to see the eclipse so badly, he almost burned his retinas. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] no, i dont want the glasses. I want to see the whole thing. No glasses. [ laughter ] so these guys think millions of people should have their health care ripped away from them while they spend thousands on private jets and eclipse trips they dont even care about. And now the question is, can they get the votes to pass this bill. Republicans are pulling out all of the stops, even forming unlikely alliances. Lindsey graham, for example, said hes even been in contact with his onetime nemesis, trumps former chief strategist, steve bannon and that bannan has been helping him push the new repeal bill. Graham said of bannon, me and darth vader are now talking to each other. [ light laughter ] hey, lindsay, when youre trying to get a bill passed, youre not supposed to admit that the people youre working with are evil. [ light laughter ] lets just say, Cruella Deville and i have been working on something i believe will be good for all dalmatians. [ laughter ] but there are still some holdouts. Kentucky senator rand paul remains opposed to the bill, because he thinks it doesnt actually go far enough in repealing obamacare. So to win over votes, trump has been tweeting. Yesterday he claimed i would not sign grahamcassidy if it does not include coverage of preexisting conditions. It does. A great bill, repeal and replace. And before that he tweeted, rand paul is a friend of mine, but he is such a negative force when it comes to fixing health care. Grahamcassidy bill is great. Ends obamacare. So trump managed to claim three falsehoods in there. Bill covers preexisting conditions. It doesnt. Grahamcassidy bill is great. Its not. And rand paul is a friend of mine. He is . [ laughter ] his visceral response to attack people on their appearance, short, tall, fat, ugly. My goodness. That happened in junior high. Are we not way above that . And would we not all be worried to have someone like that in charge of the Nuclear Arsenal . Mr. Trump. I never attacked him on his look. And believe me, there is plenty of subject matter right there. [ laughter ] that i can tell you. Seth plenty of subject matter right there. Trump knows more about rand pauls appearance than he knows about his own Health Care Bill. In fact, his rand paul burn book is 2,074 pages. [ laughter and applause ] so republicans are racing to jam through a Health Care Bill that would destroy medicaid and strip coverage for millions of people, including those with preexisting conditions. Could republicans really be shameless enough to pass this monstrous bill . Who knows . Stranger things have happened. [ light laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with emma stone, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] announcer for more of seths closer looks be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. [bell rings] every year we take a girls trip. Remember nashville . Kimchi bbq. Amazing honky tonk . I cant believe you got us tickets. I did. 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Americas best bumpertobumper limited warranty. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Please give it up for the 8g band, right over there. [ cheers and applause ] also, so happy thhis whole week. Fred armisen has been with us. Give it up for fred, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] fred, so excited youre in the new lego movie. Fred yeah. Seth lego ninjago, and weve been showing so excited to show this is the lego character that you voice right there. Fred yeah. Seth his name is cole. Fred cole, yeah. Seth tell us a little bit about cole. Fred cole is the earth ninja. Seth oh, gotcha. Fred and hes like his mechs this bing thing that he goes inside for battles it has turntables in it. Seth fantastic. That seems so much like you. Fred yeah. Im a d. J. Seth i want to ask you this, because im so impressed with the things you accomplish in life, being in the lego movie, doing another season of portlandia, just incredible. Congratulations on that wonderful show. [ cheers and applause ] fred thank you. Seth and yet, despite that, i find you sometimes are a little dont take this the wrong way desperate for attention. [ laughter ] and because of that, you will make things up about yourself that are no less impressive than things youve actually accomplished. Fred uhhuh. Seth and [ laughter ] for example, and just tell me you can admit you were lying about this to get attention. I heard you backstage telling people that you also have ties to the kremlin. Fred i do. Seth fred. Fred i have seth fred. Fred seth. Seth okay. Fred i have ties to the kremlin. Seth tell me what are your ties to the kremlin . Fred im well, okay. Weve all run this, like rice . You know like rice paddies with like the you know, theres like the water, and youve got to go get the rice . Seth yeah, uhhuh. Fred so you sound like you dont believe me. Seth i dont believe you. Fred a bunch of us seth i will say, its a weird start to your ties to the kremlin. Fred a bunch of us seth uhhuh. Fred run one of those together. Seth who do you mean, a bunch of us . Whos the us . Fred guys from the kremlin. Seth okay. [ laughter ] fred you know, yuri. Do you know yuri . Seth i dont know any of them. Fred okay. So they live outside of moscow. And ive met them and we were just like, hey, we should sell rice. Why not . Everyone loves rice. So we just started this paddy. And we go in there and we have like, its like a strainer. Seth i dont want to know the process of making [ laughter ] fred why not . Seth well, im fascinated by your kremlin connection. Fred its beautiful. So we just find like raw rice and we soak it. And its real rice, and its natural. And we go in there. You know, we roll up our pants. [ laughter ] you know, we have a strainer. You know, and then we sell it. Like, for not that much profit. We just do it for the love of it. Seth okay. Fred thats what we do. Seth so your ties to the kremlin are that you started a rice company. Fred yes. Yes. Seth i believe you. All right. Give it up for fred armisen, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is an Academy Award winningactress you know from her work in la la land, the help and superbad. She stars as billie jean kin in the new film, battle of the sexes, which tells the story of her 1973 tennis match against bobby riggs. Its in select theaters tomorrow and opens nationwide september 29th. Lets take a look. Ive got this beautiful lollipop for billy jean. I figure shes going to be a sucker for my lob. You know, ive got something for you too, bobby. Actually, its the ultimate gift for a male chauvinist. Oh there you go. [ pig squeals ] ooh, thats okay. Thats okay. Any last words before the match, bobby . Well, this match is for all the guys around the world who feel as i do that the male is king, the male is supreme. Billy jean . Im done talking. Lets play. Seth please welcome to the show, the wonderful emma stone, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth hi, emma hi, seth seth its so good to see you. Its great to see you. Seth its the first time ive seen you since the oscars. Congratulations, you have an oscar. Thanks. Seth thats so great. Its so welldeserved. [ cheers and applause ] where do you mind im assuming you get asked this a lot. But where do you keep it . My mom has it. Seth thats very sweet. Yes. Seth did she ask before she took it . No. Seth okay, gotcha. No, she did. Seth okay, nice. So did you have any so you didnt want it in your own home . No. It felt a little strange. Seth yeah. But i have two things in my apartment that are related to that kind of idea, which is a Nickelodeon Kids choice award. Seth oh, wow. Which is an orange blimp that is also a kaleidoscope. Seth thats fantastic. And my spelling bee trophy from the fourth grade. I got first place in the spelling bee. Seth wow yeah. [ cheers and applause ] thats really great. Thank you. [ applause ] seth do you remember your winning word . I was trying to think about this for a little while. And what i remember it to be i could be incorrect was a compound word, which is microfinance. Seth microfinance. Go ahead. Seth microfinance. And now i have to give you my trophy. Seth yeah. The way when you asked me to spell it cause i and i dont want to sound like a jerk, but that seems like a super easy word. Its a super easy word. I think i was also like 10 years old, but yeah, it was pretty easy. A pretty easy word. Seth yeah. I mean, what were people going out on . Like mittens . [ laughter ] mittens was before. The guy who blew it. That josh. And mittens. Couldnt handle it. Seth still cant wear mittens. Hes so upset. You know josh. Seth this is very exciting that you got to work with Billie Jean King because yeah. Seth you actually spent time with her. Yes. Seth and she was here last night, and you guys went to the u. S. Open together. We did. Seth and here is a photo of you guys, enjoying each others company. It seems like right here. Really enjoying each others company. Seth you seem very happy right here. Youre enjoying her so much you want to obviously save it, so you can enjoy her on the road when shes not with you. But she said shes a very hard person to watch tennis with because she cant stop talking about what shes seeing. But i think thats why shes a great person to watch tennis with. Seth i would think the same. And i think i mentioned this before, but there is no one on billie jeans other side, so its just me and she does Live Commentary the entire time. Seth oh, wow. Right in your ear. Seth really . And you did not mind . I did not mind. I was learning so much. Seth is she mostly happy with what shes seeing or mostly not happy. It depends. She just every emotion shes having goes, you know, live stream with a bunch of facts interspersed of whats actually happening. Seth uhhuh. Does it ever go outside of tennis, like im hungry . Does that ever happen . [ laughter ] i think yeah, i mean shes just, shes enthusiastic. Seth oh. Shes just running everything. Yeah. Its all coming through. Seth and shes very enthusiastic. I found her very inspiring. We were talking backstage in our green room, Billie Jean King was just anybody walked by her, she would just grab and inspire. Like, she would walk by he told me this backstage. It was the best. Seth she would grab somebody. The person who was putting her mic on. She was like, do you like doing putting mics on . And she was like, i do. And shes like, follow your dreams. [ laughter ] but if you ever stop liking it if you ever stop liking it, you go do something else. And i was like, wow she just really wants to get thats her in a nutshell. Seth yeah. She inspires everyone she meets. Seth yeah, shes wonderful. Shes something else. Seth and you have never this is the first time that you have played a real person. Yes. Correct. Seth so la la land, that means, was not based on a true story. Its not based on a true story. Seth okay. None of that happened . It didnt happen. Seth okay, gotcha. I have driven a prius before. Seth thats close enough for me. You know . Seth so its based on a true story . Its based its loosely based on a true story. Seth what was it did you find it was it extra burdensome to play somebody who is real . I mean, yes, definitely. It was there is a fear factor that goes into that. Because shes going to sit down and see it at the end. And, you know, knowing that is pretty daunting. Also the fact that i didnt play tennis before playing billie jean. Seth yeah. And then when i went to meet her, you know, there was that precedent. But, like, hi, im an actress thats playing you that doesnt play tennis and im super shy. And she was like, im super shy. Youre playing me. You dont play tennis. Whats going on. Seth what was the feeling when you first met Billie Jean King . I met her at her apartment. She lives in new york. And she was so sweet and warm and inspiring instantly. Seth yeah. You know, she really keys in on how to inspire you. So she brought me up to her apartment, and her partner ileana was there drinking out of a mug that said its good to be king. Seth fantastic. [ laughter ] it does seem pretty good to be king. Seth yeah. And then, you mentioned that you had never played tennis before. Obviously, youre playing a woman who not only played, but we know from your experience at the u. S. Open, will tell you what she thinks about your playing. Exactly. Seth so, and i heard that you actually developed cause you didnt have to learn how to play tennis. You had to learn how to play old tennis. Like billie jean, exactly. Wooden rackets, 70s tennis. Which one time i was actually at a public court learning with a trainer, and these guys were next to us, and they were like, oh, tight. Wooden rackets. Thats pretty cool. And i was like, im not being a hipster. [ laughter ] im just learning this form of tennis for work. But all right. I mean, i guess people do play wooden racket tennis probably. Seth yeah. Oh, im sure theres plenty of dick heads in new york that are like, im gonna play with my old Jimmy Connors racket. Its hard. Seth i would imagine its hard. And youre starting from a place where you i mean, maybe it was easier for you because you didnt have to unlearn modern tennis. No, exactly. And it was kind of fun, because at the end of my lessons, once i got a little once i started understanding a little bit more, i would get to play for five minutes with a modernday racket and a different grip, and i was like, i can really hit seth yeah. Whoa but before that, it was just my trainer was having to come up with choreography names to teach me. So it was like, you know, theres a shot thats like this, and that was called the ole. And then a volley was, serve the pizza serve the pizza [ laughter ] and he would just shout at me from across the course. Serve the pizza, run, ole and i was like [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth this is i just wanted to do her proud. Seth you just wanted to do her proud. She seemed very proud of you yesterday. So i think mission accomplished. I also had an amazing double, so things were good. Seth but lets give the credit where credit is due. This is your second movie with steve. Yes. Seth but this movie is your third movie. This is my third movie with fred armisen. Seth fred armisen fred its true. Seth three movies with fred. [ cheers and applause ] fred three movies. Seth what were your what were your other movies with fred . Fred, what were our other movies . Fred it was the rocker, right . Easy a, and this one. Seth wow, thats great. Three with fred. Weve known each other for so long, fred. Fred were like a movie duo. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] i guess you could say its our tenyear friendaversary. Seth yeah, thats really great. Did you get us anything . Seth uh, i got you freds ninjago character. Yes thats what i was hoping for fred thats cool. [ applause ] this rocks. Im going bring it to the rice paddy. Fred great, thank you. Anytime. Seth i want to ask you about this. Because you have obviously been doing this a long time. Known fred for ten years. Ten years. Seth that speaks to your time in the business. Is it true that you, at one point, tried writing a script . Like a Television Script . I dont understand how you guys found out this information. Seth we found out so i know its true. So now im basically giving you an opportunity to either admit it or lie to me. Its true. Seth its true. Its true. I was homeschooled in middle school. And i got to take a kind of screenwriting english class. And so i wrote an episode, a lost episode, of mad about you as a spec script, where paul reiser meets paul mccartney. And i believe it was called the tale of two pauls. Seth wow, so, and now i have i did not remember mad about you being a show that middle schoolers were super into. I was so into mad about you. Seth thats so great. You were just a middle schooler who was like, i mean if i could write for anyone, it would be paul reiser. [ laughter ] his delivery is fantastic. I was like, i know hell nail this. Seth um, i think if we ever get both pauls in town, id love to do a reading of it. All right. That sounds great. But i dont know how to find it. Thats crazy. I lost it, i guess. [ laughter ] so weird. Seth check under your spelling bee trophy. I think its probably there. [ laughter ] i just folded it up and those are what i keep. My specs scripts, my troph. Seth thanks so much for being here, emma. Its such a delight to see you, as always. Its great to see you. 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So we have something for everyone, at a price thats just right for you. Maxx you. Maxx life. T. J. Maxx you get a companion ticketes visaevery year. Card so why not take. Me . I mean i always spell your name right. Seriously, take me, i cant listen to this playlist any longer. Im thinking mexico, and im a quick packer. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Our next guest is a very funny actress you know best from the popular fx show, its always sunny in philadelphia. She can be seen next in the Second Season of her hit series the mick premiering on september 26th at 9 00 p. M. On fox. Lets take a look. Back already . Yeah, i just i couldnt help notice that i was sort of left out of that apology earlier. Have some accountability, mickey. You dont hear me still complaining about that time you stole my identity. I borrowed your identity theyre not going to let you rent a jet ski without a credit card. Did you need to ram it into the side of a yacht . Im sorry, i was drunk. Thanks to you i have a record in rhode island. Is that why you never came back to visit . I had dreams and i owed it to myself to follow them. You became a stripper. Wait, what . You slept with my boyfriend. Thats because you slept with nick. Oh, like you didnt do the same thing with derrick . Damn, you guys tore through a lot of dudes. You chopped off my hair yeah, as a joke seth please welcome to the show kaitlin olson, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth hi, how are you . Im so happy to be here. Seth im so happy to be here as well. Ive been a fan of yours forever. Ive been a fan of yours forever. Seth but then we i met you on sunday night. I did. Seth but just a few days before i was going to have you here. And it was really wonderful, because theres this little, like, green room bar. Its a very cool place to run into people. Yes. Seth and right after we parted ways, you went over to speak to carol burnett. Yes. It was backstage at the emmys. And i was so excited to see you, and then i was like um, Carol Burnetts here, guys. Anybody see that . I was so excited. And i i composed myself and went up and introduced myself. And was and we talked for a minute. And i was like, listen. Because we are, actually next week, doing an episode where we need someone and weve been tossing her name around. And i was like, i would love for you to do my show. Seth oh, so you were trying to basically close the deal and get her to commit. Yeah, thats the time to do it. Seth yeah, exactly. That was my job. Seth right. And, you know, i was complimenting her. I have been a fan of hers. I mean, she was my idol when i was little. I was like, please come do my show. And she was like, that sounds awesome, thank you. And, you know, let me know. Thats when you stop talking to carol burnett. Seth right. [ light laughter ] thats when you stop talking. Seth yeah. Because i didnt. Seth okay. No. [ light laughter ] seth so you kept pushing it. Because i was very nervous. Seth uhhuh. And when im nervous, i just dont stop. And so then i proceeded to tell her, you know, yeah, its a 100yearold woman, and shes senile and she thinks that mickeys her longlost lover. Amd then we make out and you get naked. [ laughter ] so seth so how did she react to that . Well, she passed. Seth oh, she passed. [ laughter ] she passed the next day. Casting called her and she passed. She blamed it on needing to prepare for her Television Special which is i think code for, you know, like, not wanting to be sexually assaulted. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] seth either way by a stranger. Seth look, you gave it your best effort. I really did. Seth you i went a hundred like, way overboard. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth well, look 300 . Seth you cant look back and have any regrets. Thats what the emmys are for. Its very fresh. Its very fresh. I have a lot of regrets. [ light laughter ] seth this show you play is it safe to say your character mickey is a bit of a disaster . Oh, shes the worst. Seth shes the worst. Yeah. Seth good heart. Big heart. Ah really . Seth taking care [ laughter ] have you seen it. Seth i have seen it. Youre taking care of your niece and nephews while their parents are in jail. Yes. Seth and were you drawn to this character in the beginning when you first found out about it. Yeah. I mean, first of all, john and dave chernin are such amazing writers. And i read it and i was like, i have got to do it, it was so funny. But its so nice to play a character that really honestly just doesnt care what people think. Seth yeah. Because i think on sunny i play sweet dee who cares about what the guys think so much that 12 years later shes still in this bar for some reason. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] right . Trying to get them to like her which is totally ridiculous. But, yeah, yeah, i love it. Seth and scott mccarthur, whos a friend of mine, he plays your sort of on again off again boyfriend. Yes. Seth and you guys have a fantastic, like, almost chemistry i would say. But that, like, feeds into the hes got chemistry. Seth yeah. Im like, meh. Seth yeah, its really fun, actually, to have that like, that relationship in a show, which is hes so desperate for more in the relationship. Yep. Seth and you just wont give him anything. Eh. Seth yeah. Eh. Seth so i think thats eh. Seth eh is kind of your reaction to everything he says. Yes, scotts such an awesome guy and such a fun person to act with. And yeah, its been amazing. Seth you im very impressed with this. You are, i would argue, are the greatest working physical comedian right now. There are so many you do so many stunts on the show. Thank you seth so many falls. Yeah. Seth do you get hurt during the stunts . Well, i do a lot of stunts, and i get hurt all of the time, but never during the stunts. So, like, im seth do you think its because youre laser focused during the stunts and then let your guard down . Yeah, so when were doing the stunts im so body aware and, like, theres this and then theres this i get hurt i mean, from sunny to this every year i either go to the hospital or the emergency like its i get very, very hurt. But never during never during. Seth whats a recent notduringastunt injury . So we actually just a couple nights ago we were down in san pedro, we were shooting this thing. It was very late at night. My stunt guy whos been warned that i hurt myself was like [ laughter ] going over this fight that scott and i were having. It was just really that were grappling over something and there is a lot of physical stuff but im wearing a long dress and heels and he was really worried about it. And we go over and go over it and im like, im, fine, im good. And we get it all done and we do a great job. And at the end of the stunt, im so proud of myself because i dont hurt myself and i take a lot of pride in that now because everyones betting against me. And i go over and im just supposed to talk into a microphone but it gets stuck. And so i was pulling on it and i bashed myself [ laughter ] in the face so hard. I think i am concussed. [ laughter ] i probably wont remember any of this. Seth and no one on the stunt team felt like they needed to talk to you about how to take a microphone off the stand. They thought the mic was safe. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] it was not. Seth they was not. Not safe. Seth just so that people if people havent seen the show, just so they dont think im exaggerating, these are a series of clips of stunts you have done on the show. Oh, okay. Seth i mean, this is really like the six Million Dollar man. The stuff youre doing here. [ laughter ] lets take a look at kaitlin doing her thing. Whoa ah [ glass shatters ] ohh wah [ crash ] ah [ laughter and applause ] seth bravo thank you. Seth bravo. Thank you. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth yeah. No problem. Seth no problem with those. All that time. Do not give me a microphone. Seth there you go. [ light laughter ] yeah, were all in danger. Seth thank you so much for being here. So nice to see you. Seth its just lovely to talk to you. Thank you. Seth kaitlin olson, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] Second Season of the mick premiers next tuesday at 9 00 p. M. On fox. Well be right back with music from blondie. [ cheers and applause ] posting hashtag yeehaw. Hashtag i have no signal and i still cant post out here. Woah look out, coming through. Hey thomas. Howdy there joy. See joys got the new iphone with verizon unlimited. You bet i do. Best phone, best network. Americas largest, most reliable 4g lte network. She can post out here like she does in the city. Hey twelve likes. What . Likes wont get you didly around these parts. 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[ cheers and applause ] seth my thanks to emma stone, kaitlin olson, blondie, everybody [ cheers and applause ] fred armisen, the 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly. Well see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] carson hey there, guys and gals this is the lovely hilton hotel in universal city, our home for