Wait a second, all my results are child porn . I dont want this, undo, undo, i didnt ask for this. Oh no. Now i have to arrest myself and honestly i get where google is coming from, man. Like i tried using yahoo search the other day and even yahoo was like i dont know, hold on, let me google t that is a tough one. But to be fair, this is what monopolies do. They get rid of all their other petition competition and then say theyre the best which is technically true but also it is partly because of their action strks like if i guy named greg set up the dating app where the only option was greg. How about greg. No, i want to see some one else, swipe left. Okay k i interest you in greg. No. What about greg . Okay, i guess i will take greg . Fine choice m lady. Staying in the world of tech, last night alexandria ocasiocortez, new york congresswoman and supreme villain of your uncles facebook feed decided to pick up her controller to own the noobs and get out the gamer vote. Alexandria ocasio
Fart, but is actually silent but deadly. Mike pence is refusing to stand behind plexiglass at his debate with Kamala Harris tomorrow. Blows my mind. Forget plexiglass. After what weve seen at the white house this week the only place pence should be allowed to debate is inside an aquarium made of purelle. But we cant talk about those stories today because donald trump is back at the white house. Yep. He did that thing that tough guys do in the movies where they tear the i. V. Out of the army and say, im checking myself out of this hospital then he very carefully walk down the steps to his car. Look how he pats the banister like a puppy. Needs to reassure himself its there just in case. This covid thing is a rale dilemma for President Trump because sick man leaves hospital to continue to get roundtheclock medical attention at home is not exactly a flattering story, but sick man kicks virus ass and can never get sick again, thats a good story. I just left Walter Reed Medical Center and i
With trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off with google. The Search Engine that constantly is trying to finish your no no no, your sentences. Its dominance has raised concerns in the Justice Department for years. And now theyre finally doing something about it. Now to the blockbuster antitrust lawsuit against google tonight. The Justice Department accusing the tech giant of being a monopoly gatekeeper for the internet. They claim the tech giant has been engaging in anticompetitive tactics, paying phone manufacturers and Tech Companies billions to allow google to be their default Search Engine. Prosecutors alleging that ties were so deep a senior Apple Official wrote our vision is that we work as if we are one company. Today google responded saying the lawsuit is deeply flawed and would do nothing to help consumers. Google say this would only prop up lower quality Search Engines. Trevor yo google versus the u. S. Government, this is going to be huge, and honestly i dont know who is go
So lets do this, people. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off by talking about some of the stories that we cant really spend time on today because donald trump still has covid 19. For example, gay people taking over the proud boys hashtag with photos of themselves showing off their gay pride. I dont care what anyone says, this is great. Im glad the internet is doing more troll white supremacist challenges and less eat something that causes diarrhea challenges. This is tells how coronavirus can linger in the air after the person leaves the room, like a fart, but is actually silent but deadly. Mike pence is refusing to stand behind plexiglass at his debate with Kamala Harris tomorrow. Blows my mind. Forget plexiglass. After what weve seen at the white house this week the only place pence should be allowed to debate is ins
Domestic and geopolitical tensions, everything from what is going on in minneapolis to the president versus twitter. We will obviously be taking you through those stories and a lot more throughout the day. The s p 500 is down 0. 25 . Dollar general is once again the best performer today, but retailers lower in the s p, from gap to nordstrom. Harley davidson down 7 , matt. I know you take a special interest in harley. Yuan something we are at. Ng a close look some pretty broad we getting this last week. Right now offshore, the yuan is 7. 1666. At the dollar has been weaker, but it has also been above 99 this week as well, so plenty of whippy action for the dollar index. Gold futures up 0. 8 . A lot of fed speak as well. We will be discussing what Loretta Mester said to bloomberg a little earlier on in a few moments, and we have Jerome Powell coming up in the next hour. 6 t Harley Davidson down yesterday, so it has lost basically 1 10 of its value over the last couple of trading sessions