Greg t thank you. Oh, it was for everybody. Happy wednesday, everyone. So too big surprises. O donald trump has won enoughs delegates to become the gops presumptive nominee and joe biden is still alive. Politico is reporting that bidens advance team is full of, quote, turmoil and toxicity, using the same phrase to describepresiden the president s underwear. Onderwearh, i know who writes filth. You do. Filth . I know. Scientists are reportedly close to resurrecting the extinct mas Wooly Mammoth after a stem cell breakthrough. Bthey were able to do this by harvesting cells from the mammoths distant cousin. Its not fair to pachyderms. Ogiz i know that would apologize to the Wooly Mammoth. Hong kongs newest superhero is an animated called. After speaking of animated turds. Not we didnt even writen a punchline. A Spring Breaker admitted to cocaine use in an interview on Fox And Friends and her friends and family weretraged outraged that she appeared on Fox And Friends is there for that. 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Tr the transcript of Special Counseanscril Robert interview with joe biden reveals that the president Made Car Noises when talking about his corvette. , her pull his finger all right. Through the monologue. So you remember that january six committee, the worst convening fact finders since the oj jury . Heump would have got fairer hearing in tehran wearing a pride shirt. T a hearone of the stars of Thoe Hearings was cassidy hutchinson. Tehran wshes Congressional Aidt who gave the Committee Flip Flopping Y Third Person Testimoy that trump attempted to choke out a Secret Service agenthe in the president ial limo in order to drive himself to the capitol to join the jan six riot. This despite there being a glass barrier between the front and back seats as absurd as itrr was, the committee stamped her story as fact and the medi a pushed it like jesse does his with books. Now comes a gop house report that has the limo Driver Disputing all of this. So like adam schiff getting. 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Trump is facing federal charges intearngt of your committees findings. So those interviews are what we would call Evidencrviews Aouldee i guess you would label it burn after reading that one or. R was crying and just a bit from all that smoke. Yeah. Ua and so the lies kept coming. And as usual, they only go one way to protect one guy while another. Protect 1 Gu Danny Daddy saying hunter never made any money h from. That was enough hogwash to clean the cast of the vieew. Turns out that was about as accurate as the president s crime and inflation numbers. Id saents infrsy joe, is bad a, but so far, hes pretty good at the vision. Yeah. Thoughtful. Ill take some now. Would be told joe never apologized for calling the accused killer of Lincoln Riley illegal. But guys h, its tape. Please remember something. Were not the ones who mistake wives for our sisters and ther her hearing in congress yesterday proudly continued coni the tradition. Heres an exchange with democranuheraditiont and representative dean. I want to give you a chance since the transcript is out you to correct the record on an important point. O t tha very sadly, your report on page 208 says that mr. Mr b biden couldnt come up with the dateid u the year of his son, bu bidens death when in fact in the transcript it shows that you asked him the month and do you know what he said mr. Huh . He said, oh god. O may 30th. E would you like to correct the record . His memory was prettrecordy fir. On the month and the day. Congresswoman i dont believe thats correct i don. D respect to the transcript, but if you could, referring to a specific page, id be happy to Lookwith Perript buy ive read about it in reporting. Liarg. Now, like i said, shes not making a mistake. Shes just liar, of up to her eyelids. She says her asked himakingmu bidens death. But as the transcript from his interview with Bidenscript U ,it wasnt her who brought it w up. First, it was joe. Soas joe s dean clearly had reae transcript like she claimed she liedd th. Then theres this insisting that harris report exonerated. Biden so this lengthy, expensive and Independen Tn resulted in a complete exoneration of president joe biden. Mpletei need to go back and make that i take note of wordats not that you used. Exoneration. That is a word or im going to continue with my pasts. Because im going to continue with my questions. I know thats the term i ultimately reach. I know that whether sufficient evidence existed such that of the likely outcome, do you exonerate a conviction . I know that nom. T willful words. Has mr. Hertz my time . Thank you. Let me lie. So i gather that if you keep repeating the lie, it works. Okay, then im five, seven, five, seven, nine, five, seven. Im 125. £25. But its lies too easy to disprove. Dems claim her said there was insufficient evidence to charge biden. No, the Criminal Kno Act was proven. He was just too mentally gone for the jury not to see. But a feeble old man. He was guilty of two things. Really violate was the law and e 25th amendment. Met they dont care because they count on the media to back their lies and they assume the publicsk thei too stupid to question it. It is notable, though, wrote that her wrote that biden could not remember when his son beau th. Thats just not true. The president correctly statedeo the date may 30th,n but struggled to name the year. Mo he remembered the dayname oyr and the month. He was just sort of speaking out loud saying, what year was n that. And i was i mean, in iven a muco more conversational way as,o rel opposed to sort of really stumsling over what year it waly. I think he hopes he gets a judgeship if donald trump gets elected again. Hes trying out because he humiliated himself with thisy to. S thao the only way that guyt could be a bigger idiot would be to gain weigh wnt. So once again, its more lyingn where the lies only go in One Direction and therefore its acceptable with no Fact Checking necessary. And that direction is always what makes trump look like a cross between luthor and a creamsicle like Andrea Mitchells forehead. Le d it started out small. Try to remove the statue of mlk from the oval office. Well, actually it was behind a door. Then came the charlottesville hoax, where they smearedi ev trump as a , even though, you know he didnt go to harvard. Oka harvardy. The lies culminated on jan six where Protest Peacefullye became inciting the overthrow of the government by a bunch over tourists with no weapons. Their ridiculous lies are like college. Four years later, you realize youve been had a laptops lapto his own photos, and corroborated by his own associates, is russian d is disinfo. That tape hoax claimed russian on trump, but they couldnt find any russian that ation th ru. Rump you know, its pretty easy to pay a to say they n someon on someone. Just today i found 19 that say they on kilmeade and at least ten of them were lying. So keep making it up as you go, dems and media keep carrying their water because unlike w joe biden, we have a memory. A what welcome to the no. One broadcast. The way this broadcast. Why roundabouts highlight a Border Bridge Out to. Hes like a skinny, bald who needs ointment and makes kids cry on the playground. Writer comedian joe devito slammed grimm and probably dumped your cousin tim. New york times best selling author, budget contributor. Got it. He keeps his toothbrush in a guitar case. New york times best selling author, comedian and former. E of michelle, what did you make of the whole her thing . I love how they pain int him as irrational and crazy. He was like the homeless person ive ever seen w this thing. One of the disconcerting things about this series was tim his names her. So every time they said, well, her said, or i f listen to her, im like, oh, wait, who she wasnt. This is the person. Hits you are. I had to remind myself. He was so Composednd Factu and,s so factual. And he was so just as you said, really and confident. Confid and it was a position, that jive hall dialoen g. Yeah. Says it all. It was amazing. Its my time. Its my time. Know y so you exonerate him . No, i didnt. Yes, you did. Thank yo theyu. Im done. Yeah. I mean, thats the way they did that frickin leader. Well, except. Well, remember harry reid, when mitt romney was running for office, stood on the senate floor and said, mitt romney has not paid his taxes in ten years, a complete fabrication. Earsompletethe washington even t a fabrication. But later he said, i dont late he didnt get elected,lectd did he . I mean, this is the reasonqually they do these things,repu they completely destroy peoples reputations, their opportunitietas, futures. I thought her handled herself really weli thl. But its the other one ofungi of Trump Lungingng through the the its a monster of the beast, whatever that is to try to take over the wheel. I mean, just because of the y reality of like youre sittingfh in the back of that limo and youre lunging how do you even physically lunge to get at the wheeol. T so that had my you know, this had my mind screwed up the very beginning. And now to have all this, why do they like testimony . Y and it comes out later and weitc need to hold the betteom r we need to hold these people to account. Part of this is on us. We accep. T lies. We dont hold them to account. I think that weve just grown, grow n used to it, which is all im willing to say, mr. Devito, that the January 6th Hearing is now officiallg to gey offene than the january six itself. Yeah. Yeah. Its a theyre really pushing the boundaries of public lying. Yeah hey are , really are that firstl of all, they they try to say sar day he he didnt eve he just didnt have the year orr the year as part of the daym wht element. They didnt ask him what time t it. Of so did you try not to thing with joe biden. He doesnt have early onsetntiah dementia he has right on schedule dementia. Yeah okaye gh. Theres a reason why the people were 81 years old who are sharp. Hes not one of them. Yeah, you know, so we need to stop them81 y peopl likeing, oh, its like when you see a 95 him year old when a road race. Yeah, yeah. Good for him. Bude timenot because he ha awesome time, right, that he i didnt break. Its because good enough forr th that age. And joe biden is notat evenh or good enough for 81. Now, theyre always saying these things about trump. Michelle, youre right. The idea that donald trump can now lunge and shattert is plexiglass, i mean, what is he, one of the xmen now . Yeah, hes breaking through plexi like hes stealing toilet paper at cvs. A toil does it make any senset what theyre saying . Cb i did learn that ift you dont want to agree with someone says, you just wig its my time. Thats not exactly. Exactly. Kat, what did you make of that with that . Jayapal look, i a lot of things. I think that its almost as if these people might not be going into this looking for the truth. I think theyre actually not looking to gain greater t understanding. And it might just be a circus where theyre Tryingo Gaingreatt a viral clip out of it. I think thats what she wasas doin whagg. Shes like, listen, if i could just say you did say exonerated. Just s day its quiet for long enough. Thatll be the clip. Yeah. Viraral and everybody will say what a hero i am, because clearly here, run wasnt n interrupting her for no reason he was to say that thing. St He Justust Sahe said is not t true. Shes like, stop, im trying to use my titlop im trye. Is it . Wa it is. She kept she wanted, i think, to repeat it and have there ive be enough space . I dont know. But clearly Nobodyspace Don gos for greater understanding. Its all ego drive n and its supp is true. Its like, what is he supposed to do . Shes expectinosedg to remain silent. Well, he she puts words in his Mouth Lyingn Silente puts report and hes literally looking for the pages. But hes like, the word exonerates nowhere on this report. Yeah, unless you wrote it. And i wrote it right here and read it right there. Listen, i think the biggerk th issue is, is its not that he went through the plexiglass. Okay, lets leave that out out. The fact that he thought he could walk his security is a problem. Yeah, i bodyguards knew for a long time and when he got out he never said, tara, get the car. Ill takd when stuffe from hereo an inclination. And President Trump is a smart man, but he could walk or put hands one of his Secret Service agents, he wouldnt be there anymor ae. 1 gu yeah, you mean like hes got one guy whos Taking Selfies and never wants to do anythings . That guys not going to be there. Hes not going to just decide. Its like you decide one day. No, its harrison not answering my questions the way i like it. So what ill do is a nixon. He doesnt. Ill grayestions will gb shake him. S goin how do you think thats going to go . That well me from saying like well for me either ive get to see an entire and im good but this is the point man he just the story is so farfetched and thats what the longer goes. I think there needs to be some more arrests. E le but theyre on the left side. Its starting to look like they were more of the plannersie than any rightwing anyone. Yeah, because they seemle to know every angle. They werent doing anything. Exactly. Yeah. And they always knew the anglegs where there was something going on when they were Walking Around and they were aroun wereg them go. And it was maybe they might lose. Relaainly they were on what was going on because it was very casual, relaxed and stuff. Were seeing thats leakedt any and a go look, here you go,t it look, here you go, look here. See, when my kids do that, its called gotcha, you lie and get you. Who es. Theres some some left leaning guys. These are , right . Thats how you get a. Terrorists now. I know. All righ t, bob, thanks. What names are in the mix to be vp picks . So would you get to national hot tenders and three mandarin orange tenders . Its going to three classic tenders for Butterfly Shrimp for godaddy. I win. Looks like somebody needs a new hand. Thanks for sharing. Im not the buffet guys. Welcome to stormy heights, where the windows are always pella palace. Fiberglass is the strongest material for windows and patio doors. 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Oh, oh, hell still get 18 . Meanwhile President Trumpp is considering at least a dozen potential vps, Includinisg Souh carolina senator tim scott, new york congresswoman elise stefanik, ohio senator j. D. Vance and former Hud Secretarys ben carson. But seems to me hes overlooking the obvious strong candidate that Nonobody S One says you cant pickt yourselfpick. I do that all the time when im choosing partners. I know i probably should have just ended it with thethe i thatlaugh from the wife tonighct on that show you. Its rfk telling us hes not serious or is he trying to b oe careful not to pick somebody that will look like its either right orik left . Well, he made a Big Mistakee Mae in suggesting to people who are more well known than a he is. You dont want to do becau that because your Vice President , vicse aree president , supposed to be like that little tiny tire you put on when you have a flat. Yes tha terri its just theyr emergency to get you where. You you need to go, right . Thats what it is. Its not like you want to have haveh alr with. All four tires. Yes. Being like that. Yeah. I mean, interesting picks. I mean, especially Aaron Rodgers heard that he jump for joy and his Achillesred Tendon completely off his leed e and can we can we please refer to Jesse Ventura as jesse the body that is his actualctua name . I thinl namek the is important, unfortunately, because we have guys who were so old this time around, thats not good. We should have younger people so the v. P. Could do what theyre Supposepeople Se Vo is go to funerals of people youve never heard of in other countrieal s. Very true. Kat youre a huge sports fan, arent you . Aaron rodgers leans libertaria ln. Is that appealing to you . H, yeah, but. B but rfutk is not a libertarian. I know theres something people kind of say on twitter. T whate sayeah. So she lives it. My favorite, honestly, is people saying that trump needoples pick a woman to get vs from women, as if women never wm dont like another woman. No, never. K youll never hear a woman look at another woman and say, i dont like her. Ani. E me some of the meanest things ive heard in my whole life have come from women. Yeah. So true. And then hate you would still want you tru8 e tyrus. And should we be askingd we Aaron Rodgers to be running for anything . Yeah, why not . The trip is dumb. A gr listen, joe makes a great point. It would be if aaron was the vp, it would be the vp. B he would be on the cover of everything would be jfk, would be in the back and be like, i am the president , you know, but theres slim down and its not going to be had. No shot. Jfent thingok is not the indepe. Things are not going to go anywhere. So otherwise it be bigger wanting to be, you know, because aaron has been in the league a long is only one once. O sot its not a very good record. Just the body of interns. He would be a good vp. But again, hes got so much theres so much between you cant have too crazy people like jfk and justin bodies okay. Yeah. Well, im just like, we keep talking about like, liz. N we got to be honest sometimes its cute. Cool. Sounds good. But, hey happen it. Yeah, but the more, the more inportant issussuee with this we thing is we just need to have some insider informationy fine and yet youve been pressuring me and bugging me. Fine. Okay, fine. Me . Im running fop. R vp can go on f i. If i cant. Go on you go. Tim scott is going to taketim s. Oh, there you go. If i cant go, you know just it depends on, you know, if thg give me those days off then people we dont know funeral. So thats the only thing i think trump should pick all four of them for his vp and then have them compete to see whe. Greg n they them p youre fired. Yeset. Michelle i think his choices were designed not to look partisans were because my theory is that what if what he get is a third party would get a large percentage, i think, and it if trump loses, then the rights going to blame rfk. If if biden loses, theyre going to blame rfk. Soiden he has to thread this neh where he picked somebody. That is it from the right or left . Well, its interesting. I know for a fact that Aaron Rodgers received interest from another candidate as well. So this is not the firste candidate thats talked to Aaron Rodgers, Vivek Ramaswamha Ty and it is te truth that i know this for a fact. So that its really interesting how aaron keeps coming up. I think its aswamy. S The Wholeh Covid stance and all of that that made him very popular with a Lotimpular Wi of people. I i lived in minnesota under Jesse Ventura. Ved ininnesotai wouldnt recomms at all. So i think and i think youre right, thats just too kind of craz y people. I dont think either of them is going to end up being his pick. But it is interestin wilg that unlike in the other parties, he has to present his picks in to get ono the ballot. Yeah, its a really fascinating thing. Interestini kind of think that e president ial candidates should shconventhere and go, you know what, before the convention, heres whos going to be my thied here is heres whos g to be my second secretary of state. Here is going to be herese here my because i think that makes you all the more desirable. Peoi a lot of different people, if they know whos on your team, hes presentin your teg, by then oa way, in oakland for some reason, who lives in oakland n. . I dont know how to say. K yeah, because i dont know anybody. I mean, i have a frieny d hav that lives in oakland, but hes in real estate. I dont know and hes really lazy, but he doesnt watch this show. But hes your Baby Thinking about race by his chubby littlea face. 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Dest night we told you about liberal Sports Site Deadspin going belly up after publishinad story that falsely smeared a young football fan with blackface accusationsg fo i thought what could be worse than trashing a nine year old watcworse 9yearh . W we all could have seen this coming when they actually published an article tryingncel to cancel a nine year old, a nine year old kid. I would like to knowreject what were the pitches that were rejected . Yeahs what i, thats the one ths getting through. This is actually the best that deadspibestn to offer. R. Its actually worse than wee even know. Wer why were people offering to write that . They were sayingto , you what . No. So i think that as bad as we see it is, its way wors ae. We even know. Im trying to think, like, could you see, like, is your Infant Racist . I guess you could just you could just go younger. W yeah. How would you want to beat it . If youre at home right nowan and you is your Infant Racist, that will probably would tell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But i think theres an article and indeed there was e wa. Our dutiful viewers googled my request and lo and behold, racistabies. Baby. Several articles, in fact, quote, racial bias may tha be getting babies at six months university6 months t research r. I guess its texas. I dont know. The nbc news. How to raise antiracist babies and from time your baby is racist and why can live with that . That time article cited study that found toddlers preferred to play with adults who lookedee who looked like them over those who didnt. Which doesnt prove racismst pro at all, just proves that species choose whats most familiarve them as a modeamilia of survival. And there you have it, folks. Grovinr as ag again, greg is not and beautiful. Hes right there with tyrus. Wow. I dont know. I youve had a lot of babies. Were any of them racist . I love the racist. Yes. My kids are racist. Yes. Its not my kidss notik i worrt about it was. I recently just went through that . Yeah, at the parthe pak was jusk playing with my kids. And there was a toddler in the sandbox and i heard the nword. I walked over and as followss i sit nana. He said that it was that i thought i heard something differen at. Look, hes looking at me, and i look down his little diaper, little swastika, right . Get this racist baby out. You know, when the kid had to be dragged off, i called me a black light. I wonder that little boy was. I this is a stupid world. Racist baby. I put some soap in his body and feed him. He doesnt care what color is. You need to worry about the parents. To worryhearentsyes, thats theg i checked. Like mine. Yeah, that i told him just. Well, not you. All right. No, no no. Its a moving cat. Moving is this another reason hate babies . Oh, gosh. Theyre racist. G i mean, theyre bad enough screaming, but theyre also racist. Im kind of. I kind of do wonder where they got the babies this study,n because i am not a mother that i know of. And i just. I feel like ifif i wer i were m, a new mother, six month old baby soaking, in all the joysofe that motherhood has to offer, someone was like, can i borrow your baby. And i was like, why . And they were like, well, we want was wan to see if hes racr not, maybe i would be thatate desperate for child care. I dont knowildcare. But i want to know wherey go they got the baby. T theyeah, exactly. It was willingly like, yeah, heres my baby. Let me know if hes. Yeah, thats a michelle whites. I think planned parenthood should embrace this and just say, like, every Nned Abortion stops racism. Ta oh wow. That is a thats a good tag. Great. Thank you. Yeah no, that was quite pleased with myself. I think you should be. Never happens. Never habut. Well, this study doesnt tell tl you how many toddlers like were in the groupw many, so there cod have been ten. And this happened with seven of ten babies. And that makes it 70 . Yes, but thats ten toddlersm nt in the universe of toddler them. So im not sure that id likeol to know the methodology, but ibum taras this is like yes, is youve got to keep taking things younger and younger and younger, like in the sports worln tad, you wea interested in College Players who were going to be great pros. Noo bew youre interested in hih school. Players are going to be great College Players. Now were gettinllegeg in elemea School Players who are going to be before, you know, were going to bry s e saying, whos the toddler that can didnt thay i in nba . So they they keep going younger and its an unnecessary focus on god. Its just so stupid. You take, your baby to Disneyo I World and he sees Mickey Mouseaa for the first time and he screams because hes a big brad. Yest that he hates animals. S right. And the first time he sees me,th hes goinges scream the same wa it was like i first time i sawnn santa, i saw santa and he was in black. He was holding a knife though. It was more a white man thand santa. Exaggerating. Were supposed to theyre supposed to be the most accepting of people. Ed to be and hes my sant m a joe. You surprised there are actual articles about racist babies . No. Babi all wrong. Ut st yeah, theyre all wrong. Babies. The most racist. He was the last timecivil ri they marched for civil rights. You eveyeah, wer at them . Yeah. No. To skinheads . Yeah, where they come from. But i will say i dont care for babies racist as long as they shut up on a three hour flight. Asg as i care that that baby, that baby could be sitting next to me reading the protocols of the elders of zion. As long as he shuts off, it doen doesnt interfere with me. Get my son chips. Thats that babys cool with me. Hes got a mine comp coloring. Well, the crayons are white,. Ough you had a six. 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