Greg t thank you. Oh, it was for everybody. Happy wednesday, everyone. So too big surprises. O donald trump has won enoughs delegates to become the gops presumptive nominee and joe biden is still alive. Politico is reporting that bidens advance team is full of, quote, turmoil and toxicity, using the same phrase to describepresiden the president s underwear. Onderwearh, i know who writes filth. You do. Filth . I know. Scientists are reportedly close to resurrecting the extinct mas Wooly Mammoth after a stem cell breakthrough. Bthey were able to do this by harvesting cells from the mammoths distant cousin. Its not fair to pachyderms. Ogiz i know that would apologize to the Wooly Mammoth. Hong kongs newest superhero is an animated called. After speaking of animated turds. Not we didnt even writen a punchline. A Spring Breaker admitted to cocaine use in an interview on Fox And Friends and her friends and family weretraged outraged that she appeared on Fox And Friends is there for that. Chu
Happy thursday, everybody. Yous him just settle down,av you savages. Kamala harris made a Campaign Stop at an Abortionfo Clinic Today where the staff told her it wa is too late. Thank you. On tuesday, special prosecutor Robert Hunter defended his decision not to charge joe bidens ghostwriter for deleting Interview Recordings with the president , since its the pre fi time a ghostwriter had worked with an actual ghostteh. Americans are being warned about a second wave of venezuelan gangs coming over the border as Anothe Abowaver 100 inmates have been released from prison. In response, the u. Sn reed. Wile sending some of our worst vene. Ezuela back in your face, researchers have come up with a list lis the 100 most obese cities in the country. Topping the list were mcallen, texas. Jackson, mississippi. And stelter ville, new jersey. Never, Never Shoehorn Him in anywhere. The white house claims their plan to borrow 16 trillion over the next ten years is fiscally responsewi able. Whats als
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Yes, yes, yes. Greg happy tuesday i love every 1 of you almost too much. Lets get started. Dylan old dany is trying to switch from chairmans Gender Influence or do standup comic. After the budweiser fiasco you have to admit that takes balls. I know where this is going. I government sponsor report says the country should move quickly to prevent ai from Making Humanity Extinct which is why ive created a robot that pokes holes in condoms. [ laughter ] greg stupid but the u. S. State department of the paints an alarming picture of the Catastrophic National Security Risk posed by rapidly evolving ai. 1 man says i wouldnt worry about it. 74 of teens feel happy with no smart phones on hand the other are tied to a Workbench In Beijing and work for apple. For astronauts return to earth at the International Space station they say they wouldve been backs sooner but they had to stop 43 times to. New special Council Investigation reports biden kept forgetting what a fax machine was he always had a