i'm greg gutfeld along with roseanna scotto and dana perino, it's 5:00 in n.y.c. this is "the five." >> greg: the white house cranking up the spin cycle after a whirlwind 24 hours for america's foreign cash guzzling father-son duo. republicans launching their inquiry into president biden. and hunter playing a risky game of contempt chicken blowing off a congressional subpoena, team biden spewing out the talking points. spewing? >> wow! >> they've come up with not a single shred of evidence of any wrongdoing of any kind by president biden. yet, they're storming ahead with this impeachment stunt anyway to please their far right base and play politics and it really cheapens what a historically grave constitutional remedy of last resort. >> there's no evidence that the president has done wrongdoing. there's none. absolutely none. they are wasting their time instead of doing the work on behalf of the american people. they go after the president's family. >> greg: and while they claim there's no evidence, something is seriously spooking the bidens. president has been reportedly freaking out behind the scenes over hunter's criminal escapades. barking like a commander at aides who call it an electoral liability. that same report says hunter is worried that he may have to flee the country if trump is elected again. but if they're feeling down in the dumps, the bidens can count on the media for some tender loving care. >> 221 people without evidence voted to launch an impeachment inquiry. they merely want to tarnish his political opponent and make biden and trump all even steven impeachment wise. >> this is not a serious impeachment inquiry. >> we've seen no evidence. >> this is just storytelling. >> so patently fraudulent and mirrorless. >> they have precisely zero evidence. >> democrats tried to drill down on what exactly biden is being impeached for and, well, the well was dry. >> so transparent that this is just political retribution. they're playing politics. >> there's no evidence that president biden committed a crime. >> greg: the shoe is on the other foot, jesse. you have to admit this is pretty ballsy even for hunter and he knows balls. i think he's kind of emulating trump in the sense that let's go public. let's air it out, so to speak. let's open that robe. >> jesse: please don't go there. trump, if he had done that, he would have taken questions from the press for an hour. hunter read a prepared statement and scurried to lunch. >> greg: what about all the people saying there's no evidence? >> jesse: we've documented that. so what about let's hold 10% for the big guy? they've never even explained the e-mail. but what about when your father flies you to mexico and you get these clients in mexico and then the mexican clients come back to the united states and visit the vice president at the white house? and then hunter demands money? what about if you fly your son to china. he meets all your clients. you come back with the bag of cash, and then your dad does favors for china. and then after you leave the vice presidency, you were supposed to share an office with the chinese guy. what is that? you're not in business? what about when the chinese, he's in business with buy $23 million in diamonds and give one of them to hunter. how do we know it's just one? where are all the rest of the diamonds? how about when hunter takes $1.6 million in cash out of a.t.m.'s for three years? how do we know that joe doesn't have cash at his house? because when the f.b.i. looked at those documents that he wasn't supposed to have, they wouldn't let him go into every room. certain rooms were not allowed to be entered. or how about when joe's sister cuts him a check for 40 grand from the chinese and then the day before, takes out 50 grand in cash. what is his sister-in-law doing taking 50 grand in cash? it wasn't even christmas tip time. so we should take simple things that in an inquiry you'd want to ask why are they doing that? why is hunter biden copied on all of joe biden's ukraine e-mails when he was vice president? why would the vice president use an alias? isn't that strange? why are the bidens going to st. croix year after year after year a notorious tax shelter. why is hunter biden paying for his father's phone line? for eight years. and why is he using burner phones? none of that makes any sense. it's want that joe biden wasn't involved. joe biden is at the center of this. >> greg: is his name really dong? >> jesse: mr. dong. gong dong. >> greg: what is with hunter and dong? >> jesse: i don't know. >> greg: jessica, that was a lot of serious allegations. i would call that a long list of serious infractions. i don't think you have a response for that, do you? care to pass? >> jessica: no. >> greg: professor? >> jessica: i'll collect my $200 and keep going around the board. yeah, it was a lot of stuff. and i hope that all of it gets addressed. i realize that i have been derelict in my duty that i should begin every statement with if president biden is found guilty of whatever high crime and misdemeanor they say they have him on, though none of them can name it, then democrats should abandon him. this is not a cult. he is the leader of our party. he's the president. we like him. but he's not above the law. just like donald trump shouldn't have been above the law. but the segment was premised on this idea of the democrats are out in full force doing a spin cycle. but we're not! we're actually seeing republicans themselves admit that there's nothing to this. james comer, again, on "this morning with maria bartalomo". he switched over to that because he was scared of steve doocy. >> greg: come on! >> jessica: two nights ago. >> greg: i read it three times with different media outlets, jessica. >> jessica: you should expand your reading. thank you. yes. professor is just fine. so james comer, then this guy congressman green who said if we don't go down this impeachment route, the mega base will ststo voting for us. it doesn't sound like we have a legitimate impeachment inquiry going. it sounds like i'm scared of being voted out. and on dana's show this morning, the two whistleblowers were on and bill hemmer was pushing them. they accused biden of influence peddling and didn't have anything to back it up. the story that i think will be very interesting and it's starting to get a little juicy by jesse's standards is james comer and his shell company. so he's been going on for months about the fact that people who are innocent of these things don't have shell companies. but guess what, james comer does. so he's one of the biggest landowners. >> jesse: does he have 20? >> jessica: oh! >> greg: come on. >> jessica: let me -- >> greg: there's a difference. >> jessica: the belittling that's coming emboldens me because i know it's hurting you. so he has a shell company called farm team properties that he shares with a campaign donor was opened in 2015. his wife is also co-owner and it is masking, of course the fact that he owns more lands than goes on his financial disclosure forms. is someone is trying to run an above board impeachment inquiry and is running around all over television saying innocent people don't do this thing that i'm actually doing myself and maybe there's more, maybe this won't ever be enough for you, that's probably the case. but that's something a.p. reports today, i'm going to go and check it out. >> jesse: you address never of the evidence. >> jessica: i've said every day, the diamonds and the dongs and whatever, lock them up! >> greg: that's a great david bowie song. roseanna, i want to do a call for you. an interesting thing that happened with "the new york times." when they were covering hunter biden's speech, instead of saying -- quoting me as my father was not financially involved in my business. "the new york times" quoted it as my father was not involved in my business. >> i know! >> greg: isn't that bizarre? >> they completely altered what he said. and it was, what, originally at like 9:26 a.m. it took them hours later to put the financially part back in it. but they never corrected him. they never -- you know you on sometimes they have that asterisk with the correction. what happened to "the new york times"? it used to be the paper of record. now it's an advocacy newspaper. and, you know, the people that work there, if the opinions are not what they believe, they throw themselves and start crying on the floor like 12-year-olds. it's very disappointing to see "the new york times" not cover this properly. >> greg: it's weird, though, by admitting it, they just drew attention to it. maybe that was part of the strategy. dana, here's -- you know, so you hear this back story, joe is freaking out. hunter thinks he'll have to leave the country. friend of mine talked about this theory. if you want to throw the dems into chaos, trump should promise to pardon them to see how much pressure would be applied to joe to step aside. but you'd end up with gender newsom. what do you do? >> dana: i actually had a similar thought today, that one of the things you can do is say i will pardon hunter. but this investigation should go on. at least let's get to the truth, joe. don't have to worry about it. if you're not president anymore in january of 2025, i'll pardon him. but trump could say that. we'll see. i think the other thing that's happening is president biden's numbers are so low. i think a poll came out today that had him at 33% approval. that's historically low for an incumbent running for re-election but what people can grasp is this is fundamentally unfair. what hunter biden kept saying yesterday i'm being targeted because my dad is the president. actually, you were not targeted for so many years and got so many passes for things that you should have been busted for because you're the president's son. but now, it's come home to roost because they were doing these things that make you think, well, obviously, if you go through jesse's list, it makes a lot of sense. other thing is i think on the coms front, hunter is digging a page out of trump's playbook. he wants people to know i'll fight. i'll fight. even if i might go down, i will go down swinging. what's curious to me, why would you pitch eric swawell to your wagon? he took him with him everywhere yesterday. is that where your communications strategy is coming from? i thought that was weird. >> greg: china! the china connection. >> dana: i hadn't thought about that. >> jesse: exactly. he's an idiot. >> dana: that's the problem. >> greg: maybe the republicans should copy the dems and hire an abc producer for it. she's not dreaming of a white christmas literally. boston's mayor doubling down on throwing a segregated holiday party. tired muscles and joints were keeping me from doing the things i loved most. not anymore. blue-emu gave me my freedom back. it supports healthy muscles and joints. shop our expanded family of products at major online retailers. sometimes, the lows of bipolar depression feel darkest before dawn. with caplyta, there's a chance to let in the lyte. caplyta is proven to deliver significant relief across bipolar depression. unlike some medicines that only treat bipolar i, caplyta treats both bipolar i and ii depression. and in clinical trials, movement disorders and weight gain were not common. call your doctor about sudden mood changes, behaviors, or suicidal thoughts. antidepressants may increase these risks in young adults. elderly dementia patients have increased risk of death or stroke. report fever, confusion, stiff or uncontrollable muscle movements which may be life threatening or permanent. these aren't all the serious side effects. caplyta can help you let in the lyte. ask your doctor about caplyta. find savings and support at caplyta.com. he hits his mark —center stage—and is crushed by a baby grand piano. you're replacing me? customize and save with liberty bibberty. he doesn't even have a mustache. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ whenever you're hungry, there's a deal on the subway app. buy one footlong, get one 50% off in the subway app today. now that's a deal worth celebrating. man, what are you doing?! get it before it's gone on the subway app. ♪ with 30 grams of protein. those who tried me felt more energy in just two weeks. -ahh, -here, i'll take that. woo hoo! ensure max protein 30 grams protein, one gram sugar, 25 vitamins and minerals, and nutrients for immune health. 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>> greg: i don't know. we were going to do a muslim hanukkah but we don't know how to sing from the river to the sea in hebrew. but we're working on. it you know, it shows how far we've come from a nation where we condemned separate but equal to now enforcing it. it's like what's next? are we going to start wearing white hoods because the left is going to tell us it's good for the environment? or wear white hoods because that enforces equity among the physically attractive? d.e.i.'s goals, one of the goals is to eliminate a hostile workplace. i don't know if there's anything more hostile than this! but no one complains about it because in a hostile workplace, it's hostile! >> rosanna: the white council members did not complain. >> greg: they can't. the hostility turns back to them. guess where she went to school. harvard! tells you this is a coordinated mindset and enforced ideology when three college presidents and progressive mayors all work from the same script, you know that this is an idealogical meat finder that turns it into mulch. >> rosanna: this reminded me of high school when everybody is invited to the party except you. >> dana: right. >> rosanna: now, what do you do? i don't know, i grew up -- i admired the politicians on both sides of the aisle. because they always tried to bring everybody together. >> dana: yeah, that's -- usually, that's the reason that you run for office is that you have some sort of aspiration to do that. i think it would be fun to see her testify in front of congress and explain all of this and see like under oath, what she was thinking. and you do have to wonder, if you think of martin luther king jr. i have a dream speech. this was not the dream. this was not supposed to be the dream and the melting pot and all of that. but i have to say, i am at the point of the holiday season where i would do anything to get uninvited to something except for on saturday night, please don't uninvite me. it's just been a tough holiday season. but i feel for the people that didn't get invited because you're right. >> rosanna: they were invited. >> dana: to get the invite rescinded. for that reason, imagine what the working environment is in that city council, it must be terrible. >> rosanna: is that a civil rights violation? or should i ask the doctor? >> jesse: i'll take a stab. i'm going to go with yes. i don't know if you know this, roseanna, but i am .1% black. so this wouldn't affect me. i'd get to go to the electeds of color party. but for someone that is 100% caucasian like dana, sorry, you're excluded. i want to know if the electeds of color get to go to two christmas parties. we're assuming there's going to be one big council party. so they get to go to two parties and we get to go to one? if i was white, i would -->> jessica: have to get there. >> jesse: i would try to spy on the electeds of color party to see if they were talking about us. and then what i would do is then i would crash the electeds of colors christmas party. and then i'd start drinking all their alcohol. and then i'd make the electeds of color kick me out. and if they tried, i'd sit in. sit down! that's your civil rights moment right there. >> rosanna: i was wondering how it was coming around again. so jessica, this is what i want to know. the electeds party did have a plus one. >> jessica: right? >> rosanna: were you only allowed to bring of color because the mayor's husband is white! now, i was looking -- i was trying to see who walked into that room, it was hard to see. i don't know the husband that well. but the plus one. >> jessica: i think you can bring your white husband would be my guess. they have very cute holiday cards. they're very nice looking couple. i'm sure she's -- it's the holidays. like you say we had a hanukkah celebration. i stood up there for the tree lighting. in front of millions of people, and behind me was the archdiocese, rabbi, like the holidays are about everybody together. and i don't know anybody who doesn't enjoy the holiday of another group. like do you love going to christmas parties? we lit the menorah my husband who grew up catholic loves that. it's just -- it's the wrong time for this. it's also only 13 people. that's what i can't get over. we can't fit everyone in here. it's like two people. >> greg: to your point, the mayor wu went to the st. patrick's day parade. her name isn't owu. >> rosanna: good point. >> jessica: not really. >> greg: that would have been better. >> dana: that was good. >> rosanna: before we have another civil rights, you know, violation, let's move on. up next, shocking video from our southern border, thousands of migrants in mexico trying to catch a train to america. >> tech: when you get a chip in your windshield... trust safelite. ♪ upbeat, catchy music ♪ >> tech vo: this couple counts on their suv... as they travel for their small business. so when they got a chip in their windshield... they brought it to safelite... for a same-day in-shop repair. we repaired the chip right away. and with their insurance, it was no cost to them. >> woman: really? 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tomorrow, mayor adams will be on "good day new york" and we'll talk about it. as you know, he's begging d.c. and senator schumer who is a big wheel, right, in d.c. we haven't heard him come out and put his arms around our mayor and say you're right. this is terrible for our city. i mean, we know we're stretched to the ends, right? we have the cardinal come on our . cardinal dolan and the archdiocese has been wonderful to the migrants taking them in, trying to get them clothing and homes and jobs and everything else. they say they're stretched. it's not a figment of our imagination. but this is stretch our budget. but the mayor is getting no help. it's falling on deaf ears. one of the last times he went to d.c., one of his fundraisers got arrested. he had to turn around and come back again. everybody was looking. this was very suspect. was this the biden administration a little critical of our mayor because he was critical of joe biden? >> jesse: why won't joe biden do a deal with republicans on immigration? >> jessica: i think he's going to. >> jesse: you do? >> jessica: yeah. i'm not sure it will be exactly the text that we're seeing right now. >> rosanna: in our lifetime? >> jessica: yeah, listen, tying it to two aid packages that are deeply important to him and important to the american people, the israel package more so than the ukraine package but i think that he's done a pretty good job of also connecting the dots on that. but yes, i think he's going to. and i was revisiting today obama's immigration policies. and he was known as the deporter in chief. he deported three million people while he was here. he was the first president since reagan to leave office with the same amount of undocumented people as when he entered under george bush, for instance, who people i'm sure in their heads would think is much harsher on immigration because that's what you typically associate with a republican. there are an extra two million people that came in during that time. and obama left office an icon, had increased latino support in the party. it didn't backfire on him at all. and i think that there's a lot of playing this game, like oh, i don't want to upset the progressive base at all. they're very loud on line, right, very powerful social media accounts. give great interviews but that's not how people vote. that's not what we saw in 2020. no one thought joe biden would be the nominee. if we went off what the checkmarks were saying. i think he is going to do a deal. >> jesse: we saw some nasty video. they had these immigrants now, i don't know what they're dressing them in. it looks really sad. >> dana: that train video is incredible. for the last few weeks, we've seen in one day in arizona, 12,000 people came through a checkpoint. 12,000 people. and here's the kicker. they had this amazing report about how he will interview migrants as they're coming across sometimes. he talks to one guy from africa. why did you come? well, my country's economic situation is terrible. i'm looking for a job. and i want to go to new york. bill gets his number. contacts him. guy has made it to new york. he had his asylum hearing. he said that the government in his country was trying to persecute him so he was granted asylum. we have him on camera saying that he came for an economic reason. if you say economic reason, you get deported immediately. so we have him on camera. it's one of those things where there's no system where you can figure that out. the other thing that 43 told obama initially his advice on the way out, was i know you want to do health care. but i'm telling you, you can get immigration done, you should do it first before you try to get health care done. and i think all of us would have been much better off. last thing i would say is we had a guy on today, he was a reporter in mexico. he said that a lot of these people, as soon as they get across the border, they take a selfie, they send it to their family with no words. but that selfie is of the code that i made it. you should come, too. so the system is totally broken! and the biden administration, you are at 33% approval. immigration is a top three concern. and why don't you just take the win, get the ukraine and israel money and work with the republicans? 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and hillary clinton was just reducing the carbon footprint one lung at a time. you can't fart or breathe, i'm going to explode! but you have to ask why are they telling us this? this is the natural end point of the suicidal ideology. it's humans are inherently bad for the planet. the solution is not just fewer humans, don't procreate but the ones that are still living should probably stop breathing. no wonder canada is pushing euthanasia on their population. you're depressed have a chronic illness, step into this comfy chamber and we'll remove your pain. you'll be helping the planet. this is what happens when ego driven elites appoint themselves as the leaders of the apocalypse. so rather than having to solve specific problems like crime, drugs, mental illness, which they cause, they use this hysteria to justify these ideas and they're exempt from having to participate in them. look at john kerry, right? he marches on with his panic but still flies. and breathes. >> dana: and that's the worst part! the other thing about, for example, the technology. so the changing of the dishwashers and the leafblower point is i was talking to someone today who has a company where they used to hire a bunch of people to do landscaping in california. this law, leaf blower, you have to have like recharge believe electric leaf blowers now in california. they're twice as expensive. you can't work as many hours in the day because you have to stop and go and recharge them. and so these policy changes actually end up hurting the people the most that need the help the most, extra hours in the job. >> jesse: you'll have to peel that leafblower out of my cold, dead hands, dana. >> greg: like you blow your own leaves. >> jesse: i blow more leaves than you ever would or have! and, you know, i always knew my words were deadly, dana and now science has proven that. in order to save the world, i'm going to hold my breath for the rest of the segment. and i'm not going to cheat. >> dana: ready? go. what do you think of this idiocy? >> jessica: i'm going to talk forever, get that out there. it's always a proposal. we got hot and bothered about it. i actually don't know any of these that have gone through. and just in defense of the gas stove thing. i know that people think it's just -- the reason that they suggested this policy was because the chemicals of the gas stoves emit cause asthma in children. and it hasn't gone into effect. i like -- i know restaurants that cook steak in particular have been very agitated. let's ask roseanna. >> rosanna: i have to say, as an italian-american, have you been to my house on sunday? after we've had sauce with onions and garlic, you don't want to be near anybody's breath after that! ok? seriously, i think we've gone too far and we love our gas stoves, as you know. my family has a restaurant. what happened? >> dana: jesse can't breathe until the segment ends. >> jessica: i think what you're saying is so interesting. you should keep going. >> rosanna: gas stoves are important to how we cook because it's been emodulated. i understand that we have to be friendly to the environment and climate. >> dana: breathe! he did it. >> rosanna: wait a second! >> dana: joe biden's white house christmas video got a ton of attention but perhaps for the wrong reason. shingles. some describe it as an intense burning sensation, or an unbearable itch. this painful, blistering rash can disrupt your life for weeks and could make it hard to be there for your loved ones. shingles could also lead to serious complications that can last for years. if you're over 50, the virus that causes shingles is likely already inside you. and as you age, your risk of developing shingles increases. don't wait. ask your doctor or pharmacist about shingles today. ♪ upbeat music ♪ ♪ upbeat music ♪ ♪ upbeat music ♪ ♪ upbeat music ♪ ♪ upbeat music ♪ ♪ upbeat music ♪ in a rocky mountain setting? 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>> dana: so i usually never complain about anybody's video, and this one, if she wants to do the dance video, that's fine. >> greg: how about that? >> dana: fade to bla. i didn't like it when people criticized melania trump's. that's your artistic expression and that's what you want to do. but then when i read deeper today and found out more about this group, i was like wait, your poll numbers, one of the reasons they are where they are is because you've been polled so far left. thing you have to do is use an animal but they can't use an animal because commander bites anybody. and nobody will be better than barney cam. animal videos are the way to go. animals are great. >> jessica: animals are great. roseanna? >> rosanna: it reminded me walking down in the subway, this is what i see. i feel at home. >> jessica: jesse? >> jesse: i have a finite amount of outrage. so i'm going to save that for impeachment. >> jessica: up next, the robot doctor will see you now. more americans say they trust a.i. and social media over an actual human health care professional. roseanna, this really scares me. >> rosanna: you know what it is, people can't get to their doctor. >> jessica: that's true. >> rosanna: in new york city, i can't find a doctor who is not a conceirege doctor right now. you have to pay $5,000 on top of getting your health insurance so you can't get them on the phone unless you pay that extra $5,000. so you have to go on the web, you have to ask chatgbt for what's going on. web m.d. is my friend. >> greg: this reminds me when i was younger i took those quizzes in the newspaper. usual in dear abby, they were like self-diagnosed tests, you know, are you depressed or an alcoholic? and i would answer, you know, if you answer yes to two or more questions, you were definitely in trouble. and according to the quizzes, i was depressed, obsessive compulsive, hard drinking, oversexed insomniac with no friends. my point being, there's always -- when you're self-diagnosing, there's always a bias towards a positive diagnosis because all the symptoms are general and vague enough to apply to everything. and the internet will amplify that. i think this is going to create more hypochondria. >> jessica: interesting. dana, what do you think? >> dana: this is why obama should have gone with immigration first because the health care system is very different now. and your point about concierge medicine is true. good friend of mine in colorado got diagnosed by an eye doctor, looks like you have rosacea in your eyes, you need to see a dermatologist. nine to 12 months to get an appointment. i know a doctor here. he'll do a video appointment. this is becoming like a part-time job to take care of your own health. >> greg: did she die? >> dana: she's ok. >> greg: you should have said she died. that would have been a great story. >> dana: that would have been a terrible story. >> jessica: telehealth is a big bonus for a lot of people. >> jesse: i'll take siegel over a robot any day of the week. siegel is going to give me pills that i don't need but i want. and he's going to get me in to see the specialist tomorrow! >> jessica: you can see that dermatologist? >> jesse: yes, i got to get that removed! >> jessica: up next. one more thing. for moderate to severe crohn's disease skyrizi is the first il-23 inhibitor that can deliver remission and visibly improve damage of the intestinal lining. serious allergic reactions and an increased risk of infections or a lower ability to fight them may occur. tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms, had a vaccine or plan to. liver problems may occur in crohn's disease. control of crohn's means everything to me. ask your gastroenterologist about skyrizi. ♪ control is everything to me ♪ learn how abbvie could help you save. my name is dana bellefeuille, and my husband and i own the village bakery located in hayden, idaho. our mission is to employ people with different abilities. tiktok is allowing us to show what acceptance looks like on a day-to-day basis, here at the bakery. this is a community of just complete and utter love. it's the people that lift you up when you're down. people on tiktok do that on a daily basis, and i've never found a community like that, ever. ♪ >> greg: one more thick. jesse. >> the fox shop has a holiday collection. christmas collection. not sure about kwanzaa but we have got a lot of gear. look at this sherpa blanket, guys. how cozy is that snuggle up with your loved one or your paramore. we have the snow globe. we have the stocking. we have the pajamas. now, these are slinky and cozy. definitely put those on. and put "jesse watters primetime" tonight 8:00. we have harvard president going full charlottesville tiki torch. what does that mean? >> jessica: what does that mean? >> greg: i have no idea but tune in to find out. my turn. tonight we got a great show and you are going oit to agree jamie lissow, kat timpf and tyrus. watch it at 10:00. let's do this. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great >> greg: you can't spell walrus without us. so this is at the point defiant zoo. listen to these noises. >> good. sputter. >> sing? cut gut talk about being bad for the environment. that's a lot of carbon coming out of that mouth. they are amazing. aren't they? walruses -- did you know that they're i object credibly lovable, dana. >> dana: are you taking one home. >> jessica: are they mean though? >> greg: no. and they know 17 words of english. dana? >> dana: so this weekend carley shimkus and i are going to be together at the little point book shop in point pleasant beach, new jersey, that's december 16th, this saturday. you can sign up and be there at noon. this is her first book signing, i believe. >> greg: she can get stuff down from the shelf for you. >> dana: helpful. i have a whole to-do list for her. an orange tabby cat newfoundland stuck at the top of a telephone pole. rescuers climbed up there to get him out. look how ungrateful the cat is. >> whoa. >> dana: and the cat survived. >> greg: jessica? >> jessica: my sister-in-law alissa had the most eventful commute to work. a run away bull wound up on the train tracks. took this video. how clear how he got there successfully rescued. his name is ricardo now. and he has been taken to an animal sanctuary where he is recovering from his time on the lamb. so the bull was on the lamb. and she was wearing a red sweater. >> greg: that's perverted. >> jessica: which she thinks was bringing this on. >> greg: you know what he was doing? leaving new jersey. >> judge jeanine: check out this crazy video from australia. a man was just filling his car with groceries. when he realized he forgot his walrus inside and then a tree it went boom. lightning strikes. tree on car. branches all over the place. totally obliterates the car. the guy says he is going to go out and buy a lotto ticket. really you know weigh that say. a better shot at getting struck by lightning than winning the lottery. so what do you think? what do you think? >> that is pretty amazing. >> mother nature telling him to switch to electric. >> jessica: do people leave their doors open like that. >> australia. that's australia. >> jessica: like it was the other side of the road? >> greg: i don't know. these are questions we should address tomorrow in the special hour episode why are doors always open. that's it. >> bret: good evening. i'm bret baier. russia's president address his nation and not backing down in ukrain