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Focused on three stories, america versus iran, Migrant Children at the border, and the latest supersmash brothers release, the democratic primary race. laughter yes. My favorite move is the joe biden death mas sabling. Even though those are the main stories, there are tons of other stories happening in the news. The truth is we just dont have the time to talk about them. Luckily, not enough time is just the right amount of time for a segment we call aint nobody got time for that. cheers and applause all right, lets kick it off with student debt. These crippling College Loans are the reason that youre probably watching the the daily show right now, using your neighbors wifi. laughter but there could be a new way to become debt free just dont pay. All student debt gone in six months. This is a new plan proposed by senator bernie sanders, the college of all acts would create a new tax on wall street transactions using that money to free some 45 million americans from more than a trillion in student debt, senator sanders plan would make public colleges tuitionfree. Today we are offering a revolutionary proposal. The American People bailed out wall street. Now it is time for wall street to come to the aid of the middle class of this country. Trevor Bernie Bernie cheers and applause wow the man has a plan to get rid of all student debt in six months imagine that, huh . Six months yeah, student debt is about to get canceled like someone dug up its old tweets thats whats about to happen im always impressed about how passionate bernie is about this issue, especially because it doesnt affect him. I dont think he has student debts. Do they have Student Loans in ancient grease . Tell socrates i will not be paying 400 goats for that philosophy class laughter now, some people are saying that the reason bernie came out with this revolutionary plan is because he wants to oneup elizabeth warrens plan. She proposed forgiving most student debt. Bernie comes back with forgiving all student debt, which means warren has to come back even harder. Shes got to be, like, no debt and free textbooks then bernie will come back, oh yeah . Free textbooks and ill loan you one of my socks to put on your door when youre getting lucky laughter if we had more time, we could compare wernzs college plan to elizabeth warrens plan and discuss whether the wall street tax will work to get rid of student debt but we cant spend all our time on college because high schools in america are facing a new challenge of their own. Many schools named after robert e. Lee are looking for a new identity. About 100 schools across country are named for the confederate general. Theyre looking to keep part of the schools name to help the School District money because they wont have to change signs, colors and mas costs. Trevor amazing. High schools around the country named after robert e. Lee want to change their names, but in order to save money, the name still has to end in lee. laughter so theyre just going to cross the thing out . Just be, like, not that lee, other lee . So, what, spike lee . cheers and applause yeah . I guess so. I dont know. Stan lee . Yeah . Yeah . cheers and applause yeah, were on a roll. R. Kelly . audience reacts okay, fine, back to robert e. Lee fine i dont know why these schools are still trying to name themselves after people. People will always let you down, remember this. Dont name your shit after people. Its always going to happen. Or the other way, what happens is the institution will ruin the persons reputation. Look at la guardia airport. Its named after one of the greatest mayors of new york city, and now anytime someone hears his name, they associate with a place they lost their luggage and contracted typhoid laughter it really is weird to see how deeply engraidged robert e. Lee is in american culture. You guys remember the show dukes of hazzard . Yeah . The heros car was named the general lee, which means theyre changing the names of all the schools, theyre going to have to go back and change the shows and redub old episodes. Why arent you slowing down . Were going to crash wish me luck. Oh folks, this here is a historic moment. The first jump ever made by ruth bader ginsburg. laughter applause trevor yeah, i think it works. I think it works. applause now, now, you see, if we had more time, we could redub every movie with offensive civil war references but weve got to move on. Because theres one civil war reference that deserves to be saved. The Treasury Department sees Inspector General is launching an investigation into why the Trump Administration has delayed placing Harriet Tubman on the 20 bill. Treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin blames the delay on features to prevent counterfeiting. But the Inspector General has been asked to investigate. Trevor thats right, the Inspector General is going to investigate as to why the Harriet Tubman 20 bill is not yet being made. Good question. Whats going on with the tubman 20 . Taking its time . Can i say how fun it is to say the tubman 20 . laughter it sounds like the weight you put on in your first year of freedom. Thats what it sounds like. Seriously, they announced this bill how long ago and now theyre coming up with all the weird stories, saying theyre worried about security. Funny how the white house is doing more background checks on Harriet Tubman than anybody who actually works at the white house. cheers and applause or maybe, maybe theyre just worried about her, you know. Shes famous for escaping. Maybe theyre worried about her staying on the money. What if they relegal the money . Theyre going to unveil the bill in the big ceremony. Theyll pull off the curtain. Here she is oh, no gone again we can talk about how shady it is this administration has taken so many months to release a bill honoring a runaway slave, but we dont have time for that because, in oregon, theyre dealing with runaway lawmakers. In oregon tonight, 11 state e lawmaker are missing, nowhere to be found as part of a partisan standoff. The bodys 11 republicans did not show up for work, after launching a walkout five days ago to stop the state senate from acting on a contention climate bill. Theyre hoping to run out the clock till the session ends. Some even fled the state after the governor threatened to dispatch state police to round them up. One senator responded to the governors warning with a threat of his own. This is what i told the superintendent, send bachelors and come heavily armed, im not going to be a political prisoner in the state of oregon, its just that simple. Trevor holy shit what the hell is going on in oregon . You understand whatsz happening here . In order to sabotage a Climate Change vote theyre afraid theyre going to lose, republican lawmakers fled the state. Now they cant vote. The equivalent of unplugging nintendo when your brother is beating you. laughter to be fair, when the Founding Fathers set up the country, they believed in three core principals, separation of powers, independent judiciary and if youre about to lose a vote, whats that . So long, sucker thats not democracy thats basically what republicans have done. Lawmakers fleeing a state to sabotage a vote should be the craziest part of any story. If that wasnt crazy enough, one to have the lawmakers threatened to shoot police if the police tried to bring him back . I mean, did you hear him . He was, like, send bachelors, come heavily armed thats a threat. Its either a threat or its a tag line for next summers hangover featuring john wick. But it sounds like a threat. Its interesting how there are some republicans out there who have the most contradictory views about law enforcement. They will be, like, shut up collin kaepernick, Blue Lives Matter you president these cops but if these cops come for me, ill pop a cap in their ass, those precious blue asses i honor and respect, unless they try to hold me accountable, then well show them the Second Amendment laughter its like this the whole time. We dont have time to talk more about these lawless lawmakers because there is one story about the president we have to make time for. There is a new allegation of Sexual Assault against president trump. New York Magazine is out today with an excerpt from an upcoming book by the advice columnist e. Jean carroll. She says in the mid 1990s, mr. Trump forced himself on her in a Department Store dressing room. A friend of carols confirmed to nbc news that carol told her about the alleged attack the next day. Trevor for the 22n 22nd time, donald trump has been accused of sexual misconduct. Almost one accusation for each democrat running. laughter i know that because hes president , theres added skepticismo to all these claims, but it is interesting how quickly people will brush these accusations off. Sometimes people dont even listen. But 22 times is pretty high. You realize boeing had two planes go down and they were forced to ground the entire fleet because people were, like, maybe we should investigate whats going on here. People here are, like, its all fake news. Im not saying its real or fake, but i think people should listen, and one thing that definitely hasnt helped trumps case is his response. An extraordinary denial from frump in the face of a rape allegation. According to the president , writer e. Jean carroll is totally lying when he claims he sexually assault her in a new york city Department Store. He says, ill say it with great respect, number one, shes not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, okay . audience reacts trevor really . All right, first of all, thats not great respect. Thats not saying it with great respect, shes not my type . What is that supposed to mean . If your denial leaves people thinking there is a type of woman you would rape, thats not a good denial. Yeah. There should be no number one, i didnt do it, thats it. Like rules using a bathroom at a party, no number two. Only number one. A womans attractiveness has nothing to do with whether or not they were raped. Nothing at all. applause but it shows you how out of what can trumps priorities are. Hes being accused of rape and his first concern is letting people know what his standards are for women. Its like youre accused of murdering someone at a holiday inn and your response is, i stay at the ritz carlton no thats not what were focused on and whats strange is none of these allegations ever seem to have an effect on donald trump. Did you ever think about how many men were held accountable after facing a single credible accusation . This guys got 22, and its barely news. Thats the paradox of donald trump because the outrage over his election mepped, in many ways, helped make the metoo movement, not make it but inspire the metoo movement, made it mainstream. But so far, hes the one who has been immune to its effects. While many are pushing for trump to face consequences, seems like nobody in washington has the time for that. Well be right back. cheers and applause paul when you get a wireless plan, wouldnt it be great to get a phone too . Switch to sprint and get an unlimited plan with the Samsung Galaxy s10e included. For just 35 a month. Its a big deal. For people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. Com roasted pine nuts. Mmm this red pepper. Thats spicy stuff. Fresh flavor. Feel good food. Sabra hummus. I just had sabra hummus and now i feel good [tv] i ca[door bell]ving you. Other places deliver food. We deliver more than that. Delivering happy. Mcdonalds on uber eats. cacophonous clamour silence whispering lets all experience. Something. Together. bottle scraping tabletop light tapping fizzing this beer so pure, you can taste it. Michelob ultra pure gold. fizzing beer in its organic form. cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. American School Children today will have to fix many of societys problems tomorrow, but is there education giving them the schools theyll need to fight for change . Jaboukie youngwhite went to find out. As the daily shows youngest correspondent, im qualified to report on Civics Education in america success. Only one in nine schools require a year of civics. But many activists are demanding higher standards. Which is why im here in a small Rhode Island School to interview students who are fighting to fix their education and their futures. Afterschool spesh. Whats going on. Who are you . The new transfer student. Im chad, im 17, youre older. You smell old. Im not old. After convincing, i gained trust, the civics organizers asking for better education in rhode island. This is important because i still see people that are, like, voting isnt important, and i think we should also understand, like, the way how systems were built and how the world works. , like, how can you go about not knowing your rights or how to pay taxes. But you dont actually have to pay taxes, thats a myth. No, you have to pay taxes. Like, you have to pay taxes. Is this real . Thats why we need civics class in high school. But i do civics all the time. Im, like, constantly sending out civic tweets. Im green new deal, 2020. Sometimes i say woke, and then boom, civics. Thats not even close. Wow. You basically just talked about social media. Lets face it, were teens. Theres nothing that we can do to make our School Teachers civics. Um, i email going to have to disagree with you on that. Me and ahmed are teens. The shirts not fooling anyone. Me and ahmed are suing the United States government for civics classes in all schools. Wow. You heard that right. My sameage friends were suing the government for Civics Education in schools. Alita and ahmed are making the case with the help of columbia professor and oldest person i know Michael Robel who has been fighting for Education Equity most of his career. The Supreme Court says every child has a right to equal education. But many dont have meaningful opportunities. Why did you decide to sue rhode island and not a state everyone hates like new jersey . We looked at what cities have the worst Education System when it comes to civics, and also where would the community be supportive . If we get the Supreme Court to declare that theres a national right to education, state legislatures and School Systems will act on it, it will make a huge difference. 50 of the American Public cannot name the three branches of got. Can you do it . Federal, executive and the Supreme Court, notorious r. G. B. Shes one of nine justices. Nine, yeah. Theres r. G. B. , chris evans, chris hems worth, scarlett johansson. Youre mentioning all the actors in the avengers. They are not Supreme Court justices. I left one out, the hulk. Do you even know who your representative in congress is . It doesnt really matter about my representative because i know who my senator is, its bernie sanders. I dont think Chuck Schumers going to like that answer. Who the ~bleep is Chuck Schumer . Hes your senator from new york. I think youve got a long ways to go on civic knowledge, im sorry to say. Did i not get an education . Thats the kind of unfortunate reality that were trying to grapplele with. Thank you for teach meg that im dumb. Wait, that is not the message im trying to get across. I hear you loud and clear. Im a dumb bo. Im dumb. Im a dumbhead. Youre obviously smart from our conversation. Boys do go to jupiter and stet stupider. This wise old man made me realize do you have a hall pass . Were not in school. May i go to the bathroom first . Yes. Maybe us teens need better civics. Its to ensure an education alita and ahmed missed out on. The goal is people are more civically engaged. We have government representation that reflects the population. Wow. I learned so much today. And i hope you did, too. Teach out. I thought you were a teen. Class dismissed. Shit. cheers and applause trevor jaboukie youngwhite, everyone. Well be right back cheers and applause we hide hotel names so you can score 4star hotels at 2star prices. Hotwire hotwire. Com the 2019 corolla hatchback. Lets go places. With all of historys most if yoinfluential people,party the creators. The innovators. 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My guess is yo you havent i. D. d them. Victim six. I can give you a name, file, full personal history. Okay. I do want something in return. Mmhmm. Full access to the investigation, task force, angloamerican partnership. Well, im sorry you wasted your trip. Trevor please welcome olivia munn cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the show, ms. Munn. Thank you for having me. Excited to be back. Trevor congratulations on yet another show where you are playing another supernatural person with supernatural abilities. Yep. Trevor is this like your thing, like youre just, like, i want to kick ass in movies. It is fun to be able to kick ass in movies. Trevor i feel like you got all that training. How many hours did you spend training when you did martial arts training . All the kids in my family had to do taekwondo training till we got to black belt. I got to Second Degree black belt. Trevor what is Second Degree black belt. Is it a blacker belt . You get, like, tabs on your belt to show youve completed because, you know, black belt is the highest and you take more tests. Trevor how do you have higher than highest some. So you got to black belt. Trevor and you trained for xmen, for instance. Yes, for xmen, i saw the movie and i said i want to do it if only theres a big fight scene because shes so badass. They said, yes, of course. When we get there, the stunt person they had for me was very talented and athletic but never did any fighting for. Its very different when its part of your dna and you know how to do it. So i said i would rather do my fight scenes and stunts and i started training seven or six hours a day. Trevor this is a supernatural spy thriller. It basically takes place in london, as i understand. The opening scene is crazy because you just have, like its under a bridge and theres a bunch of people who passed out and you dont know if theyre dead or not. Theyre dead. Trevor i didnt want to assume. I was just, like, maybe that person is awake. Tired . Maybe someone read them a story and they all fell asleep at the same time. They fell asleep with their eyes open like this. Reporter sometimes im just too tired. Its a scary story where you understand theres something supernatural going on. Your character works for america and theres a British Agency and theyre trying to corral supernatural people and youre one overthem. Youre doing a good job describing the show. Trevor i try, thank you. Yeah, so its this world where there are these Government Agencies and they recruit people who have extreme variant abilities, and all of our specialty abilities are rooted in whatever we as human beings have. My character has extreme strength. Someone else can hear a whisper in a crowd or see for miles. So its superhuman powers. Trevor really extended versions of the things we already have. Yes, exactly. Trevor whisper is cool. But strength, you could have just gone to the gym for that one. No, my character can trevor how strong . I can push a debt bolt out with the tap of my thumb. So no gym is going to get me there, you know. Trevor right. You know, like yeah. Trevor is that a superpower you would have chosen as a person . If you could, like, take any of your superpowers to the extreme, any human thing, what would you take to the extreme . What would you . I need for inspiration. Trevor but it has to be a human extended thing. Im trying to think. I would have super human taste. Thats what i would want. Oh, yeah, you laugh. But what if you eat something that tastes so bad . Trevor yeah, but i would want to be able to trace why it tasted bad so i could go back to the first person who made it taste bad, trace it back and specifically go to one person in the kitchen and be, like, you laughter sometimes, sometimes, have you ever eaten food and it makes you sick and the next day you said, i must have eaten something. Imagine if you knew what that something was. Id use that superpower. Brilliant. applause and i use that superpower to soothsuethe people and i become. Super taste buds what would you want to use . I would want super strength. If im so strong, im capable of anything. Trevor what are you going to do with superstrength in the real world . What are you going to do . Bags have wheels now. What are you going to do with the superstrength . Where are you taking superstrength to . You cant punch people, you get sued. Youre a celebrity. Why are you wanting superstrength . I thought it was a strong choice and in three seconds you convinced me, youre right, theres nothing i could do with it. Trevor even sure smell would be better. laughter maybe super hearing so i could listen to contract negotiations, thats helpful. Trevor thats nice. You will be, like, ill be outside but youre really inside. Thats nice. laughter i just feel satisfied that you agreed. Trevor you see, we would be a Superhero Team together. We would go around and you could listen and be, like, someones cooking i would be, like, let me taste whats going on and we solve crimes we made a new tv show thank you so much for coming back to the show i think we could sell that. Amazon, netflix, you guys listening . Trevor the rook premieres june 30th, premieres june 30th, everybody. Everybody has a great story to tell, and our job as producers is to help pull that story out. My name is taylor, and i am a producer for tv and podcasts. The whole production is on my surface laptop. Its very powerful, and just speeds up your whole day. I always have at least 4 or 5 programs open on my computer. I do need to be able to work everywhere. 16 hour days are pretty common, so i need a long battery life. It feels weird to be on this side of the camera for sure. [laughs] the shawn mendes verizon up concert was surreal. We were right in front of him. Dead center. Front row. 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The the daily show is going live for the democratic primary debates tomorrow and thursday, so make sure to tune in. Now here it is. Your moment of zen. Mayor bill deblasio is preparing for his first debate tomorrow. His big moment on the stage. You get 60 seconds per answer. Not a lot of time. cheers and applause lomax and lead bellys thousand hours of music changed the blues, and it changed rock n roll. You want to take your boots off . Yeah. Ouch nixon thinks hell get reelected if he deports john and yoko. Ono. Oh, yes. Sam cooke is, like, going on tour. They go to his motel. Motel, hotel. Holiday inn you blacker than i thought, derek

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