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Field has narrowed with moderates beginning to coalesce behind joe biden. The former Vice President winning several new endorsements including from former rivals. Coordinated efforts to stop Bernie Sanders now thrust into view. Could stabment support for biden backfire and rile up sanders supporters who disdain the powers that be . Sanders remains the frontrunner in many of the big states voting today like california. Hes fond of denouncing the 1 but the big number today, 15 . Candidates must reach a threshold vote of 15 to win any delegates. To see why that is important think back to nevada. When others failed to reach 15 they were excluded and sanders won two thirds of the delegates with only 41 of the popular vote. Reporter on the eve of super tuesday joe biden here in texas trying to project a message of strength and unity as three of his former rivals met with him here and officially endorsed his president ial campaign. Its been quite the turn of events for joe biden over the cour
14 states a third of the delegates. Bernie sanders hoping to run away with the field but joe biden and his supporters have a different idea. Can stocks keep momentum as coronavirus cases in the u. S. Top 100. Welcome to the viewers in the United States and around the world. Good morning to you. It is super tuesday march 3rd. Its the biggest day in the race for super tuesday. Onethird of all delegates up for grabs. The field has narrowed considerably with moderates beginning to coalesce behind joe biden. The former Vice President receiving new backing and after behind the scenes maneuvering backfire . Sanders remains a frontrunner in a number of the states. He sefond of denouncing the 1 . But the big number today is 15 . They must reach that threshold to reach any number. Sande sanders only 40 of the popular vote. On the trail with biden in dallas. Reporter on the eve of super tuesday, joe biden in texas trying to project strength and unity. Its been quite the turn of events for joe bid