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criticizing putin s war person who has already survived two poisoning attempts. vladimir kara murza as attorney and longtime friend is outfront plus outrage tonight a grand jury in ohio deciding not to charge eight officers who shot a black man nearly four dozen times after a chase. police say they thought he was armed and payback from desantis the governor, threatening to build a competing theme park or even a state prison right next to disney. let s go, outfront. and good evening. i m erin burnett. outfront tonight 25 years in prison just for taking on putin . that is the shocking sentence handed down to putin opposition leader vladimir kara murza cameras. formal crime is criticizing putin s war in ukraine, which, of course he did, and did so bravely, just like he did on this show a year ago. putin has a pattern here. as you know, he falsely accused the us of developing bioweapons in georgia. ah as he invaded there. you think that he is going to launch a chemical or biologi
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