In my car. ] the real Reason Congress is banning tiktok. Hey, where are you guys moving these kids to this black car . Well, why dons black t we takee kids to school . But. Oh, my god. , joe bidens Child Trafficking Scheme exposed. Youl why are you getting in my face . Barbara, if you could describe what his Prison Experience might be like, you think Melaniience Mia will bring stufo the prison for him . The liberal fantasy of lockingr him . He liber up trus crashing down. Plus, thats what Christopher Columbus brought with him. L, Satanought Alcoho and with him. It was 19 87, a bright7, and sunny day in washington, dc ,and the steps of capitol hill a looked like a Punk Rock Concert when membersk of congress began Sledge Hammering boomboxes. Does the punishment fit the crime . After all, many companies, including american firms, have been found selling havt to the russians, members and members of congress arent smashing their productfs. E the second question, however, may be even more to
delivered all republican delegates to donald trump last night. the former was the only major candidate in the silver states contest. former south carolina governor nikki haley opted to skip the caucuses. she instead took part in tuesday night s no stakes. trump isn t making it a secret that he s ready to be the last candidate standing. i don t know why, she continues. she s a you know, i don t really care if she continues. it s know. i think it s bad for the party. i think it s actually bad for her. mr. trump also notched a win . haley in the us islands caucus for republican gop delegates were at stake there. it was the islands first ranked choice contest. all eyes are now set on the republican primary in south carolina in two weeks. it s nikki haley s home state, but trump has received most establishment documents there. and i m lorne greene. gutfeld starts now. i got back up. yeah. alhapphay thursday. all right. oh, thank you. it s the girl scouts over there . we ll get
now, let s welcome tonight sec guests. he secretly hates beingre the second guy at fox. co-host of fox and friends, we get pete hegseth herself. defense against the left is common sense communications director ed never backed out back erin perrine she s like. cottage cheese white low in fat and popular at rest homes.omes fox news contributor kat gibb had air traffic over. jfk is constantly telling to duck. my massive sidekick in the nwa world, heavyweight champion. kyra s all right. yeah, we have started. buomt beforee news get to some w stories it s friday so let s do this. greg s leftovers. mm. i don t know, man. i k and it surtlenec almost the summer. maybe. maybe i m hiding somethingm tur maybe that s when you wear turtlenecks. maybe you re a poet. there i e you go.. i m not saying the second part. all right. leftover saying ths. where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. it as always. use it s my first time reading them. so if they , we ll tar and feather a wr
hello, america. i m jimmy fallon, the king locke of late night. greg gutfeld is out. and that s a good thing becaus,e would totally trash this jacket from my overweight figure skater collection like, listen, folks, greg bashes my wardrobe a lot. but in my defense, unlike greg, i can t borrow clothes from peter dinklage. jimmy. anyway, we have a great show for you tonight with a. but before we get to them, it is friday. now, the normal tradition on gutfeld is that we d open with leftovers. but seeing as it s the last episod leftov the e of 2023, the produe agreed to let me share my final thoughts on the year. if it s okay with you people. final thoughts now.. to be honest, 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot things. , for instance, but why taught us that this was not what customers meant when they asked the bartender for a beer with some nut some s nut so silly. yeah. the mulvaney story turned the of beers into the rodney king of beers. but
housecoats . she s from denver. but gitai owning the lives editor in chief of the federalist, molly hemingway, like a speed bump.s e it s always best to avoid her. fox news contributor catchin and his bites are more lopsidedi than kathy hochul eyebrows. s emy side gig in the nba world heavyweight champion it all got. all right. before w e get to some news stories, it s friday, so let s do this. gregs left overs. mm . yea yeah, it s lefh,t over to where i read the jokes we did it use this week.s and as always, it s my firstg t, time reading these.e asap so if they , we all go outthe pa to the parking lot, we bearkt the out of a writer. here we go . on thursday, president biden totook a spill after delivering a commencement speech ath the u.s. air force academy. the white house says h he s fin he just tripped over an old sandbag. jeff bezos and lauren sanchez are reportedly spending six hundred grand a month to rent kenexa. empty malibu home amenitiesen include a poo