hey, here, music here. let s oh. wow. who that? how does amazing. leich i smoke. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guest. .you may recognize him from his feature, an average white guy magazine co-host of fox and friends, first time pyro as former mistress. she comes freshly squeezed in ortega s show. it turns out that morgan ortega ,it s been 12 years since she tested positive for food. a new york times best selling author. right. but didn t get that tip. and that great barrier reef is his loofah. new york times author, comedian and demi paris. all right, john, before we get to some new stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers and if g they hurt me, that s leftovers where i read the jokes news this week. and as always, it s my week. fit time reading them, so they . we ll put joe mackey in a meat grinder and turn them intom into hot dogs. so here we go.fi oh, fingers crossed. during a house committeettee spe speech, democratic congresswoman p
to show everybody. yeah. i m sure that he sod. e you lo yeah. what what are you looking at? seems like he s auditioning forn one of todd s movies. yeah. yeahg foe of t, that was chris . tbrad, there is a name for that morgan. morga yeah. so i saw a video of this cutn:eo darlinfg pony, and he.th he or she.it it lookstle likpoe they re getp their confidence to jump down. my daughter loves horses. she actually rides a little pon myy named chief. so that made me think of her. this also made me think of joe biden. this is very good, but it looks like joe biden, whenwn the he s trying to go down the stairs of air force, you i ! now, i m always wondering how morgan going to make some red meat out of this. yeah, you re going to tie this in. joe biden. i try to be funny. it s hard.
touches goes to gold. he says he is going to make his friend putin is his friend. what makes you think it would be any different as a president? the perception is whenwn he gets there, if he gets there, things will get done perception by whom? by his followers. people showing up in the middle of the day in arizona. still losing to hillary clinton in the hypocritical polls. but in those polls are all because he has alienated so many people. those are all polls. they are picking up the phone and dialing numbers that they already know. one thing, donald trump to a large extent is instinctsive creature. he is going by the seat of his pants. immigration is the centerpiece of his campaign i submit to you that he blurted out that immigration thing about drug dealers and racists in a totally uncalculated, unpremeditated way. and then saw the reaction from the tea party types and then made it his centerpiece
american history. did i ask you what you are trying to do? did i ask you what you are trying to do? i wanted you to get [bleep] where he breathes. i want you to find this boy. i want him dead. bill: sounds like a factor meeting. [ laughter ] just kidding. for you media matters people. get that right up on your web site. all right, now, capone was eventually busted for tax evasion and became one of the earliest inmates at what famous prison? where can d. capone go on the federal tax wrap alcatraz. doocy, how could you not a know that? i had to miss one. yeah, i guess you did. alll: right, maccallum, congratulations, four for fourht but you could still blow it. i could. bernie madoff back in the news this week as the owners of the new york mets settle a lawsuit stemming from their investment in madoff s fund. whenwn fred wilpon was in federal court today they
did i ask you what you are trying to do? did i ask you what you are trying to do? i wanted you to get [bleep] where he breathes. i want you to find this boy. i want him dead. bill: sounds like a factor meeting. [ laughter ] just kidding. for you media matters people. get that right up on your web site. all right, now, capone was eventually busted for tax evasion and became one of the earliest inmates at what famous prison? where can d. capone go on the federal tax wrap alcatraz. doocy, how could you not a know that? i had to miss one. yeah, i guess you did. alll: right, maccallum, congratulations, four for fourht but you could still blow it. i could. bernie madoff back in the news this week as the owners of the new york mets settle a lawsuit stemming from their investment in madoff s fund. whenwn fred wilpon was in federal court today they