All right. Stl right. And still, its never enough. Its friday, so you know what that means. Lets welcome tonighknow what g. Hes so white, he chalk, but hes tom shillue. Shes so southern. She was baptized raised with Mountain Dew cohost. The Bottom Line of us business. Go ladies would love to try his rocky mountain oysters. Chef and restaurateuran andrew grilldrew. And although no longer a cheerleader she still commutes by Cartwheel Cohost about never ever think about yo. Yeah. All right. So before we get to some new stories, lets do this gregs leftovers. Mm. All right, its leftovers. T us this is where i read the jokes that we didnt use this week. And as always, its first time reading them. So if they , well dress. Joe Mackie F up as a goose and send him to springfield, ohioe mott. So today is the 13th. Oh, yeah. And to celebrate haitians in springfield are only eating black cats. Donald trump told the new York Post that he is done debating and will not do another. Were still waiting o
I yes, It appears theres no arbate around my appeal. Happy wednesday, everyone. So people are accusIng last NIghts Debate moderators of teamIng Uy Wednesp Trump whIe lettIng kamalas slIde. Trueator, trump was constantly under attack by the moderators. So much so youd thInk were workIng from a slanted Roofyo Belt lIke an ambush. You knowd than, wIth Kamala Ande moderators jumpIng all over trump. I havent seenlIke three on one. That dIsturbIng sInce I was at that golden gIrls trump afterparty. I just watched It. Its what I lIke to do. Understandably, the moderators were heavIly crItIcIzed for theIr bIas. TheIr DavId MuIr seemed completely crmoved by the crItIquesbI. In a bIased factcheck of trump, muIr claImed crIme Is usIng dIscredIted data from the fbI. Wow. DavId so gullIble, he probably stIll belIeves those photos I took them really were for a charIty calendar act. Jokes on you. MeanwhIle, Kamala HarrIs referred to january sIx as the greatest attack on amerIcan democracy sInce the cI
That is the focus of tonights angle. Vice president harris traveled to texas to check the border box and play a game of makebelieve. It is important to be clear. Working to build a fair and humane immigration system. I feel very strongly about that. We inherited a tough situation. In five months we have made progress. Progress . Live and more life. She has biden were not handed a tough situation on the border, they created a disaster on the border, they did, thanks to trumps remain in mexico policy illegal Border Crossings were driven way down under trump and number 2, by progress she means a total abdication because most americans define progress as reduction in the number of illegal crossings but for biden and harris, progress means an increase in crossings regardless of the harm it causes to the american people. I call this Open Borders Collusion at the highest levels of the government, the Biden Administration committing an ongoing crime against our basic sovereignty, a conspiracy
They argued in public. Fron smelled. They had cars parked on theirs front lawn and their pictures were on the post officeoks. Wall more than their high school yearbooks. They thought they were that. But you knew that . No. What . Like an snl sketch. It wasnt going to end well forl. Them or anyone dumb enough to get involved with them. Appes so what happens when that w trashy family ends up living trt 1600 pennsylvania . Yeah. Yeah. The biden family makes the clintons look like the waltons. So lets start with the thief in chief, da sd on. He he finally acknowledged his seventh granddaughter, hunters daughter, with london l roberts. This after avoiding her like she was kamala harri ls. R some for some reason, it came in an exclusive to peoplee magazine, making it their best scoop since they discovered d i hadve chil with angela lansbury. She was a hell of a an anima. But heres what you said to20 a do see back in 2019. Wond i mean, ierf youre Vice President , im wondering if you have a co
Im jesse waters, along with katie, whic h jessica tarlov, Jillian Turner and tyrutie pavls. Its 5 00 in new york city. And this is the five, another jam packed day of trump legal tornadoes ripping across courtrooms in. America, the former president showing up at a Florida Court on thipssno classified documents case. There was no ruling there yet, l but the real action was in georgia. Where is part one Season Finale for furious family and lover boy . A judge sayss pa will decide the y her fate in about two weeks. Will she get the final and stay on the trump case or rs will she be disqualified . Have to pack your bags. The star crossed lovers showing up fore to Pack Closing Argumens and getting literally seated. One person away fromway fr one another. Kind of awkwardom one. Today, the defense doubling down that the relationship between Willise De Wade began in 2019, which contradictsn sworn testimony by the loverst that it started in 2022. Earlier this week, nathan wades forme nathar par