I took ownership of the keys to the vicarage on Wednesday. My car was packed to the rafters, mainly with Diptyque candles, Iittala glassware - the essential stuff.
The Mail s writers aren t sycophants. We re mindful of readers hard-earned money. But oh my god, I want to belong! I start to realise what it must be like to be Harry and Meghan.
Good news! I had been quaking in my Gucci slides about the last few weeks worth of columns, waiting for the fallout from David 1.0, oh, and everyone else in my life.