I took ownership of the keys to the vicarage on Wednesday. My car was packed to the rafters, mainly with Diptyque candles, Iittala glassware - the essential stuff.
Should I embark on an affair with a married man? Shall I tell you first what I wore to meet the aforementioned husband? Inky Paige flares. A Zara tank. Gucci slides.
LIZ JONES S DIARY: I was shocked when I treated my sister to the spa at Babington House and she told me she had never had a facial. So I m trying to work out if all the stuff were worth it.
LIZ JONES:I wasn t planning to expand on what happened on my birthday. I alluded to it in my Moans last Sunday: I was stood up when I had booked lunch under a pergola.