But first, lets welcome tonights guests. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. Comedian david o. Back can we go back to angelo real quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup. All right. Shes such a makeu. They put her on philly cheesesteak. Fox business anchoy cheer Lauren Simonetti has published opinions terrified that minions Fox News Contributor truly are. And finally shes like Barbie Small Blond and as fake hair cut. Fox news contributor kat timpf. All right we have before we get to some new stories and we have plenty of them. Lets do this. Yeah. Regs, leftovers. Mm. Yeah, its leftovers whereis i read the jokes. We did news this week, and as always, its my first time reading them, so if they , will tie joe mackey to a table and then let a group of monkeys rip off his face. E an he might be an improvement. Yeah, i know. He is homely. Here we go. Brian. Kill me. Took on tyrus in a Wrestling Bout this week in a matchwrestl called the Unstoppable F
It is true. the older i get greg, the more and more i just want to unload on someone with a bamboo pole that happens to be in my. is that important to even get that now? it s a piece of bamboo. it was a bamboo.? what s it what is 7-eleven. i mean it s like i feel like more people have per per square foot more people have been diede have died or been injured in 7-eleven than in vietnam vien duringam the 1970s. so what you do research on that, guess it s like docomp how how many videos of these have you seen the 7-eleven and compare that to like what footagear, per square footage or square footage. yeah it s the deadliest place on earth. exactly. especially you re going to have. one of those microwave hot dogs in my right slurpee heaven. yeah. don t knock them. those are delicious, do. they re almostn. as good as amtrak. got you. what do you what do you make? stories. all. you know, i think that you deserve credit for this. i think you you you were on the front lines of this
Oh, no, those poor guys, they re going to press charges them for defending themselves and their store from being robbed for a third time.t and that didn t happen. it didn t have stoppedppen it the third time. and they re right across the street from the police department. and by the way, they the police two previous occasions, and they just couldn t aget therre rigreet froe fast g i left. i didn t know that. right across the street, we re>e very i was thought about living across the street from the copse . ever think about that? like being close to stupid streou ever f? like i d be great to be next to a hospital. oh, well, it is. i did that once. and then you get the sirens on. yeah, you do. you do it. but it s.over if you. if anything happens, just walk over there. yeahere., that s what s great. i like to be a regular at the hospital. know? it s likeat. like toe, greg, what s goingitl on? and i ll just sit there with a cup of coffee in the .corner, drinking it like norm from c
. t and then i pick at the end when the nurse is like, you really te need to sign your form so you can leave the hospital. savo my was okay, just pick. and that s how i named through my children pick jim pick. it s a great name.ve i started that family names on all three of them. that s good. but it s like we waited for them. the kid after you. but we kind of. we don t know. and now we re under the gun. so a lot of greg s out, and ie don t know why. charlie, you. you also have three children. so they said avoid gun related names like colt remington orke caliber. what the is your problem ca? so i come from a fact we just recycle names when they re like eight names and they all get recycled over and over again. but this story actually made me wish that i had named my kid. remington yes. you know, just just go through the entire remington smith scene because i didn t know that people got offended by it. the one piece of advice that i did think it was interesting waington ss, she s
My haircuts. awesome. greg. yeah. i don t know. again, didn t even move out of jail, but it didn t even move. yeah, you went like this. is that what was going to, like? like dance in the wind? but it s there, man. do you have any information that you can share with us on this hunter biden inquiry? well, it s a total sham. i mean, there s no ambiguity about it. this guy is a hack. yeah weiss yeah, he did this. we he worked with thed defense tem to come up with this hatchet plan. they tried to pull one over on a judge and they happened to get t the one judge in dcandh who s not also a hack. it was lik judge ie, hey, wait a minute. isn t this plea deal a little over the top? and then they had to scrambl dee and say, oh, forget it. so then he also could have asked to be a special counsel earlier. he didn t do that. so what s changed? well, now he has to. it s a cover up. now we re in cover mode.