they were, ahem, invited to live on. and my people s citizenship was doled out over the course of years from not at all to before you vote, can you please read this? to, you can be president, but just show us your birth certificate. and nowhere in this country is that strange citizenship two-step clearer than in puerto rico, which is a commonwealth. or a territory. or, okay, it s not a state. see, that s the problem. i don t even really know what puerto rico is or how it got to be whatever it is. and do puerto ricans even want it to be what it is? honestly when i was growing up, i didn t even know any puerto rican people. the only puerto rican i had ever heard of was juan epstein from welcome back cotter and he was part jewish. it s my fault i don t know about puerto rico and its people because they certainly made an impact in america. like supreme court justice sonia soto mayor. rosie perez to j-lo to ricky martin.
they were, a hem, invited to live on. and my people silt sen ship was doled out over the course of years from not at all to before you vote, can you please read this? to, you can be president, but just show us your birth certificate. and nowhere in this country is that strange citizenship two-step clearer than in puerto rico, which is a commonwealth. or a territory. or, okay, it s not a state. see, that s the problem. i don t even really know what puerto rico is or how it got to be whatever it is. and do puerto ricans even want it to be what it is? honestly when i was growing up, i didn t even know any puerto rican people. the only puerto rican i had ever heard of was juan epstein from welcome back cotter and he was part jewish. it s my fault i don t know about puerto rico and its people because they certainly made an impact in america. like supreme court justice sonia soto mayor. rosie perez to j-lo to ricky
that s part of the problem. if you don t go top beginning you re lost jumping in the second or third season. i was disappointed. i watched tv land, welcome back cotter, and none of those are on the list. i m with bob though, there are too many award shows. they remind the rich and famous that they re still special. the job should be enough, don t you think? isn t there something called people s choice? yes, there is. i ll be waiting for that. what about the show that was on it didn t get nominations? also portlandia. i don t think it got anything. my fave ript show. you know what s strange, the wolf of wall street doesn t come out another ten days. boy, oh, boy, doesn t that sound like a family-friendly movie? there s a bunch of movies that are out. her got nominated, and american hustle got nominated, and nobody has seen it. don t they dump them all in
someone would say this gives new meaning to the term getting smashed. check out this video in today s guilty pleasure. a woman goes through a liquor store in new york knocking bottles off the shelves. a scene recorded by a surveillance camera. police are trying to figure out who the woman is. i pulled a sled up them stairs. that s murder. i don t know how santa claus does it. i love it. welcome back cotter, the tv show s cast are reunited at the tv land awards next month. the show is receiving the 35th anniversary award. how to dress like a dictator? you might want to check out hosni mubarak for pointers.