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Jesse welcome to jesse water prime time. Tonight. We must eradicate it from our politics. Jesse Michael Cohen takes the stand. And im innocent. Everything they touch turns to what . [ bleep ]. Jesse Massive Trump Rally in new jersey makes the media crazy. You are losing people to your cause. Jesse Arab Spring Break at a boiling point. John lovett is here plus. Show us your best come a harris impression. [ ] jesse day 16 of the trump trial where no one will tell us the crime. Star witness Michael Cohen finally took the stand in the prosecution try to paint him as a respectable family man who became a lawyer to police his granny but the packed courtroom rolled his eyes because everyone knows the real cohen, the same o get ahead. Cohen disbarred from practicing law and went to jail for perjury tax invasion lied to congress and banks and to his wife. Cohen secretly recorded conversations with trump. When you talk to your lawyer and he secretly tapes or conversations and violates your attor
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