[ cheers and applause ] oh, very i appreciate it. We have so much to get to tonight, starting with none other than o. J. As you probably heard by now, this afternoon nevada state parole board unanimously voted to grant o. J. Parole. He served nine years for armed robbery. O. J. Simpson for those of you too young to remember, is the second most embarrassing Person Associated with the kardashian family. [ cheers and applause ] right after scott disick. And not only was the parole good news for o. J. It was good news for our nations news anchors who got a chance to really let their creative juices flow. The juice is almost loose. The juice will be set loose. The juice will soon be on the loose. The juice will be loose. The juice will be loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The judge let the goose loose. Or the juice, i should say. Yeah, yeah. You definitely should say. Technically
[ cheers and applause ] as you probably heard by now, this afternoon nevada state parole board unanimously voted to grant o. J. Parole. He served nine years for armed robbery. O. J. Simpson for those of you too young to remember, is the second most embarrassing Person Associated with the kardashian family. [ cheers and applause ] right after scott disick. And not only was the parole good news for o. J. It was good news for our nations news anchors who got a chance to really let their creative juices flow. The juice is almost loose. The juice will be set loose. The juice will soon be on the loose. The juice will be loose. The juice will be loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The judge let the goose loose. Or the juice, i should say. Yeah, yeah. You definitely should say. Technically, the juice is not [ cheers and applause ] i dont know. Youre not clapping because o. J. s out, a
Its usually not i want to give a special welcome to those of you who are here on your way to comiccon in san diego, which started today. Comiccon as you know is the Worlds Largest gathering of adults wearing onesies and the reason your i. T. Guy didnt answer his phone today. [ laughter ] theyre expecting a number of big movie trailers Like Justice League and maybe aqua man. Maybe the avengers will be unveiled there this week. Trailers used to be something you had to sit through before the movie you wanted to see started. Now because of comiccon, people sit on the sidewalk in Storm Trooper outfits to see them. [ laughter ] fans are especially excited this year about the announcement that for the First Time Ever a woman will play dr. Who. [ cheers and applause ] dr. Who by the way happens to be the name of the new Republican Health care plan. [ laughter ] that was a big story of the day from washington. Today, the nonpartisan congressional budget office, the cbo estimated if obamacare is
Give a special welcome to those of you who are here on your way to comiccon in san diego, which started today. Comiccon as you know is the Worlds Largest gathering of adults wearing onesies and the reason your i. T. Guy didnt answer his phone today. [ laughter ] theyre expecting a number of big movie trailers Like Justice League and maybe aqua man. Maybe the avengers will be unveiled there this week. Trailers used to be something you had to sit through before the movie you wanted to see started. Now because of comiccon, people sit on the sidewalk in Storm Trooper outfits to see them. [ laughter ] fans are especially excited this year about the announcement that for the First Time Ever a woman will play dr. Who. [ cheers and applause ] dr. Who by the way happens to be the name of the new Republican Health care plan. [ laughter ] that was a big story of the day from washington. Today, the nonpartisan congressional budget office, the cbo estimated if obamacare is repealed under the bill p
[ laughter ] he could be released by october 1st. On which date hell be picked up at the lovelock correctional facility via helicopter and flown directly to the set of dancing with the stars. Or bachelor in paradise. Whichever ones in production. [ laughter ] a number of Cable Networks including espn broadcast the hearing live, which wasnt a surprise. You know, o. J. Simpson has been on tv longer than homer simpson. So hes a big draw. [ laughter ] before the parole board weighed in, o. J. Got a chance to make his case for why he should get out sooner rather than later. Im not a guy that has conflicts on the street. I dont expect to have any when i leave here. But i feel that im much better prepared but more so for i think my commitment to being a better christian because i thought i was a good guy. I had some problems with fidelity in my life. But ive always been a guy that pretty much got along with everybody. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. With two notable exceptions. [ laughter ] but it t