And ill take a picture of what im seeing so you know what im seeing just so we can try to get through the monologue. Well do the monologue like this but anyways, this is our show. Welcome, we have a great show. A, rhett and link, music from tones and i, but first, lets get to some jokes here, everybody. Well, im so excited about tonights show because we are filming the entire thing from Roger Goodells basement thats right tonight was night one of the nfl draft. And this year, the commissioner announced the picks from his basement and of course, right when he started talking, someone started vacuuming. [ knocking ] do you have to do that now [ knocking ] hey thats right, tonight was the nfl draft. You know things are nuts when the most exciting sports moment in six weeks is a guy in his basement reading names off an index card it was a virtual draft, which got pretty frustrating when players would be anxiously sitting at home and hear, the new England Patriots select [ audio cutting out
Wed like to talk to our guests about different chthg youre do congratulations. Who did he say . Called the leftover challenge. Was it me . Was it me . Can you explain to everyone did you what that is so we can all do my phones not ringing. It this years draft was supposed to take place in las vegas, but yeah, this is something that the nfl didnt want to put was spearheaded by the chef for Peoples Health in danger. Our show, the mythical chef josh and some other internet thats how crazy things are. The nfl is more concerned about chefs, they collaborated to health than the mayor of las vegas. Create the leftovers challenge the idea is that you know, thats right, everyone was a lot of restaurants are having talking about this yesterday a really hard time right now Anderson Cooper interviewed the mayor of las vegas, who wants to reopen the city, and this image pretty much sums it up and so this drawing attention to the Restaurant Workers Community Foundation the idea is that you order mor
[ cheers and applause ] oh, very i appreciate it. We have so much to get to tonight, starting with none other than o. J. As you probably heard by now, this afternoon nevada state parole board unanimously voted to grant o. J. Parole. He served nine years for armed robbery. O. J. Simpson for those of you too young to remember, is the second most embarrassing Person Associated with the kardashian family. [ cheers and applause ] right after scott disick. And not only was the parole good news for o. J. It was good news for our nations news anchors who got a chance to really let their creative juices flow. The juice is almost loose. The juice will be set loose. The juice will soon be on the loose. The juice will be loose. The juice will be loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The judge let the goose loose. Or the juice, i should say. Yeah, yeah. You definitely should say. Technically
[ cheers and applause ] as you probably heard by now, this afternoon nevada state parole board unanimously voted to grant o. J. Parole. He served nine years for armed robbery. O. J. Simpson for those of you too young to remember, is the second most embarrassing Person Associated with the kardashian family. [ cheers and applause ] right after scott disick. And not only was the parole good news for o. J. It was good news for our nations news anchors who got a chance to really let their creative juices flow. The juice is almost loose. The juice will be set loose. The juice will soon be on the loose. The juice will be loose. The juice will be loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The juice is loose. The judge let the goose loose. Or the juice, i should say. Yeah, yeah. You definitely should say. Technically, the juice is not [ cheers and applause ] i dont know. Youre not clapping because o. J. s out, a
[ laughter ] he could be released by october 1st. On which date hell be picked up at the lovelock correctional facility via helicopter and flown directly to the set of dancing with the stars. Or bachelor in paradise. Whichever ones in production. [ laughter ] a number of Cable Networks including espn broadcast the hearing live, which wasnt a surprise. You know, o. J. Simpson has been on tv longer than homer simpson. So hes a big draw. [ laughter ] before the parole board weighed in, o. J. Got a chance to make his case for why he should get out sooner rather than later. Im not a guy that has conflicts on the street. I dont expect to have any when i leave here. But i feel that im much better prepared but more so for i think my commitment to being a better christian because i thought i was a good guy. I had some problems with fidelity in my life. But ive always been a guy that pretty much got along with everybody. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. With two notable exceptions. [ laughter ] but it t