Trevor lets kick things off by talking about all the news that we wont be talking about today, which i know sounds really weird, but thanks to donald junta trump, we dont have time to cover some of the more fun stories. For instance the Washington Post is reporting that the Prime Minister of israel Benjamin Netanyahu has been bringing suitcases full of dirty laundry with him whenever he visits the u. S. , and he does this because all the laundry gets cleaned for free by the president s staff at the white house. Which is pretty wild. I mean, this guy runs a country and ehes treating the white house like a College Freshman visiting his parents for the weekend . It also probably explains while netanyahu is signing all these peace deals. Im out of underwear. Meets me at the white house. Trevor an app called grant is accused of promoting digital blackface, for letting users see what theyd look like as other races. I dont know if this counts as blackface, but i do know this counts as a shitt
Im gonna miss you. Hey, dont forget me, okay . I wont forget you. Oh crap, theres more of them get him in the water goodbye, willzyx [cheering] swim, mighty whale youre free okay, manuel, hit it stop that is my whale im afraid youre too late the whale has been set free no now you see that your ways of captivity and exploiting animals will never prevail not as long as there are children like these who still believe in the beauty and the magic of freedom. For it is children with their innocence and their spirit who know what is truly best for all the world. [loud rumbling] oh, my god. We did it [all cheering] yay hooray [playing mariachi music] [laughs weakly] thanks for the ride, manuel. Si, fly. Well, see ya, fellas i got to get home before my parents wake up yeah, me too all right, thanks for your help, dudes. Well, we did it guys. It wasnt easy, but we did a really amazing thing. Yeah, i feel pretty awesome right now. I wonder if hell ever come back and visit us. I dont know. But at
Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. Thank you so much for coming out people. Lets do it. Take a seat. Lets make a show. Im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is an author whose debut novel is a satire of race in america called such a fun age. Kiley reid is joining us everybody. cheers and applause its a really brilliant book. Also on tonights show, how you can go to space. Roy wood jr. Explores black fashion. And we find out if were all gonna die. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Trevor lets kick it off with nasa, americas most expensive way of collecting rocks. If you wanted to be an astronaut when you were a little kid, first of all, congratulations on being basic. laughter and, secondly, this may be your big chance. You want to be an astronaut . Well, you better know how to swim. Nasa is looking for a new crop of cadets willing to take the plunge in hopes of reaching outer space. The odds of being selected are pret
Thank you so much for coming out people. Lets do it. Take a seat. Lets make a show. Im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is an author whose debut novel is a satire of race in america called such a fun age. Kiley reid is joining us everybody. cheers and applause its a really brilliant book. Also on tonights show, how you can go to space. Roy wood jr. Explores black fashion. And we find out if were all gonna die. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Trevor lets kick it off with nasa, americas most expensive way of collecting rocks. If you wanted to be an astronaut when you were a little kid, first of all, congratulations on being basic. laughter and, secondly, this may be your big chance. You want to be an astronaut . Well, you better know how to swim. Nasa is looking for a new crop of cadets willing to take the plunge in hopes of reaching outer space. The odds of being selected are pretty low. Nasa only needs about 20 trainees for the next class. Officials say degrees in math, science, an
Headlines. Trevor lets kick it off with nasa, americas most expensive way of collecting rocks. If you wanted to be an astronaut when you were a little kid, first of all, congratulations on being basic. laughter and, secondly, this may be your big chance. You want to be an astronaut . Well, you better know how to swim. Nasa is looking for a new crop of cadets willing to take the plunge in hopes of reaching outer space. The odds of being selected are pretty low. Nasa only needs about 20 trainees for the next class. Officials say degrees in math, science, and engineering are required, and you have to have a masters degree. So if you think youve got what it takes to survive not just the neutral buoyancy pool but an actual mission in space, the next class opens up on monday. Apply then. Trevor haha why are we laughing . laughter thank god this guy is covering nasa and not a tornado. Everyone here is now homeless or dead haha. Louvre laugh but, yes, nasa is looking for new astronauts. But yo