Ainsley march 12th. Where is the time going . Steve i know it. This morning on capitol hill, that man Special Counsel robert hur will defend his report that paints joe biden as an elderly man with a lousy poor memory. Ainsley plus tiktok ceo talks with lawmakers ahead of tomorrows vote to ban the platform. Brian and, permission please . Am i allowed to take any questions . [laughter] anybody here . Brian wow. They are laughing. But thats our president. Ainsley ask permission to take questions . Brian i know. Steve very polite. Brian second hour of fox friends. Mornings are better friends. Ainsley did you ask permission to say that . Brian yeah. Steve all right. It is a tuesday. And, you know what . Its primary day in georgia and mississippi and the state of washington. Plus hawaii is also holding their republican caucuses and, you know what . This is why its a red letter day. Today could be the day both parties lock in the nominees. It will probably be as of tomorrow this time joe bide
Next. Tonight, a celebration of the First Amendment and the importance of a free press in the United States. Also, jokes, lots of jokes. All the most powerful people in washington except us all in the same room and about to be roasted by the president and a comedian. The white house Correspondents Dinner starts now. Members of the White House Correspondents association, distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen, here i am. F announcer fora time honore tradition bringing togethers washingtons people and powerful laughs. I invited luther, my anger translator, to join me here tonight. I mean, really. What is he saying . Tonight, roy wood jr. Takes aim at the politicians and President Biden himself will get in on the fun. I told my grandkids and Pete Buttigieg they could stay up late and watch this show tonight. From roasts. Donald trump has been saying he will run for president as a republican. I just assumed he was running as a joke. To jokes. Reality has a wellknown liberal bias. To mi
farts. hunter, the most successful crack head the world has ever seen is returning to new york this week to exhibit his awful abstract art work at a soho art gallery. i haven t seen a mess like this since that time i took a laxative with four bags of skittles. it was for pride month. i was trying to poop a rainbow. hunter was spotted at the gallery over the weekend, even as a congressional committee is trying to find out who the hell is paying between 75 and 500 grand each for his crappy paintings. although that looks pretty good, i have to say. maybe he does have talent. meanwhile an arkansas judge ordered hunter s financial records to be shielded from the public as he tries to lower his child support payments to london roberts. she s the dancer he knocked up while he was banging his brother s widow and sleeping with the brother s widow s sister-in-law or something. i d say do the math but we have two women on the panel. a sexist would say! greg: and what kind of poverty
the gutfeld awards. greg: the very first gutfeld international feminist award. unlike the oscars, we are going to keep it short. tonight we have one winner. do you know who that is? the first gutfeld international feminist award goes to. this is so embarrassing. i had no idea. such a surprise. i don t know who to think at this point and i don t have anything prepared to say except for the monologue which i wrote so i could give myself an award. i never would make anything. i never thought of myself as a feminist probably because i could never grow a mustache. a sexist would say. greg: that s terrible. you shouldn t laugh. how could i be a feminist? i admire chivalry. i am not angry. i ve yet to burn a bra. not intentionally. in this crazy time it seems like it s time for someone to take the lead defending women since the feminist groups have gone awol. ladies, follow me. if i don t ask for directions along the way that s how dudes roll. so allow me to man- s plane. th
national experiment over? the one where we handed america over to a guy who gets lost on the way from the toilet to the sink? there is not a single optimisti photo of joe biden we can find. it s all like he s got a migraine. so do we, let s assess the mess. right now we see plunging enrollment and blood public schools, even the ones were hot teachers bang the male students. people are leaving the prisons faster than actual felons leaving. gas as climbing to ten bucks a gallon, they re talking about rationing, and biden were ever further back he would be down the leg of his bellbottoms. the only formula for babies tha the dems can find is abortion. yakima thank you. which is a shame because now even men can get pregnant. what do you say a woman is? i believe that everyone can identify for themselves. okay. do you believe than that man ca become pregnant and have abortions? yes. click it, she s got crazy crazy eyes. that is going to ruin the nfl . sorry, tom brady is