brian kilmeade will be here tos talk politics. [laughter] so last night i came across an interview with former fbi profiler mary ellen o toole, and she backs up something that i ve been ranting about every times bad stuff like this happens. he told the daily mail that nashville and everyone else should brace for copycat events due to the inevitable contagionw effecthe caused by the media,s adding, quote: threats increase in schoolss of nationwide aftera shooting has occurred anywhere in thes u.s. sadly, evil seems to inspire more evil. it s the same reason they keepvi l.making more sex in the city movies. [laughter] but media helps.[l now, sheau knows this to be true because after the columbine shootings in 99, the fbi studied 18 previous school shootings and found that the copycat influence was real in all of them. turns out, mass shooters are as unoriginal as they are disgusting. and why? because info on these fiends becomes instantly available in minute detail, and what d
Sat ins the stands and sobbed d people were selling the sandsell that he sat in, people are buy anything. so i feel like we should come up with som e ideas greg: i agree. if this is the i wave of the future, and i believe it is, there s .a lot of things that i could sell that i don t want anymore in my apartment, you knowul what i mean? [laughter] i m either winking or stroke thing out. do you know what i mean? laugh [laughter] joe, i was thinking about this,a if you bought his used gum, you could take his dna and make robert downey jr. meatballs from it. i believe the technology is there. [laughter] t well, just to clarify, this was gum he placed on john favreau s star this hollywood, so that s now public domain game.od i am a lawyer. greg: yes. that s like when you put your trash out, it s now anyone canhe gen t their hands on it. also nd gregs : what if trash is on your
Vincent, andto that resulted ine there being no pria if parole fe someone who tortures people because he was out basically five seconds later.es the bill s was named after him. why wasn t it named after her, mary vincent? sohe i wholeheartedly agree with you, but ae t least you know thw responsibility that we have with this position to amplify the good, to amplify those whose memories deserve to be the open and extinguish those who have no place. [cheers and applause] greg: finally, finally emily[a says something that makes sense. [laughter] the amplification of positivity is the one exception to my media blackout i n the sense that,ex like, thcee body cam foot averas e i think, was valuable becauseg showed cops doing a great job. and maybe that influences peopl- [applause] to become cops. yeah. greg: and i think it s also important to see the murderer get murdered, because i don t think mass shooters actually m
All time to be old forever and and to have everyone you love leave. it would be so loa fn toly. greg: they won t leave because they re sillld b the alive. everybody s buried, this isn the fair, dig us up, dig us up, dig us up. d that s a whole differentp. movie. greg: yeah, but, like, we owe the dead tmoo the pull them outh the ground and play with their dna becausest the unfair to them. but given the nature of your life, joe, you don t want to live [laughter] i don t. kat made a good point. this guy was talking about putting an implant in your brain for all those special powers,no and not after the 20 grand i dropped for the other implant thatin waspl a complete waste [laughter] it was a tooth. this is the thing, it s not that you want to live forever, you want to be young and healthy you forever. i hear years 99-500 are kind of a bitch. greg: yes it s a lot of releaf factor. we re going to run out. [laughter] the nanobots keep you young.r
80% of the time.time [laughter] greg: i think about your ending all the time. y ou[laughter] okay. greg: emily thought that was pretty funny. i guess emily does too. al wasl right. i also don t really trust this guy. he was, like, we re going to put computers in your brain to makes yoe u better. i don t know p how that would me yo tu better, like, in case your phone dies? greg: yeah, we don t need to do it. we don t have a phone anymore, it would be in your head. greg: this is already implanted in my hand, right in this has got more information than the 1968 space program, emily. how s that for a fact? the mercury program? greg: gold, i hate her. [laughter] i hear what you re saying which is that with immortality, the stakes are so much higher. greg: yes! i totally hear what you reh sayinghi. however, have we not learned gre anything from indiana jones and the last crusade, forever young with mel gibson and twilight which is that it would be the worst curse of all time? it