what kind of job could you never do? jesse? accountant. anything with numbers and the masks my eyes glaze over. i can t do it. that wouldn t stop me. nobody could be a surgeon. did you ever think about that? i could be but how like how could you get over that? you re going to open up something. and people have no problem with that, when they can look i think it s great. then what if your expertise is always a part of the body that like nobody grew up thinking they would be a proctologist. may be they did, greg. them out so we weird person. katie, what kind of job could you never do? was going to say surgeon. i guess i will go with nurse practitioners. there s no way i can ever put an
yeah. terrible cook. you are a terrible cook. greg: that s right. but a great cuddler. greg: you should look at friends like as an expertise leech are, meaning that you have a satellite of pals, and each one has a unique talent that you can exploit, kind of like superfriends. like an a-team. greg: each friend should have something, and you should have something too. i don t, but so just use people. greg: thank you for saving me on that. [laughter] all right, up next, is humor dead? well, if you re watching seth meyers, the answer is probably yes. [cheers and applause] webut some of us turn outhose dreams..
me, as an international man of mystery, i m meeting people all the time. [laughter] i m meeting all sorts of friends greg: there s not much mystery to you. we know what you do not nice, and i m not loving your tone, but that s okay. we ll get along this is why we re not together anymore, because you like to embarrass me in front of people. i think it changes and there s a lot of internet stuff but, yeah, man, i make new friends quite a bit. it depends. but i think when you re younger i m talking about core friends. that you don t have to speak to, like, me and my boys don t talk for, like, five years yeah. i won t talk to those cats forever, but when i get on the phone greg: cats? you can be friends i talk like an upside down pyramid. when you get older and you know what you want out of life, your friend pool gets smaller and smaller. that s why, right. [laughter] and we start dying. greg: that s true. most of my friends are dead. usually it s my fault. [lau
you are a terrible cook. greg: that s right. but a great cuddler. greg: you should look at friends like as an expertise leech are, meaning that you have a satellite of pals, and each one has a unique talent that you can exploit, kind of like superfriends. like an a-team. greg: each friend should have something, and you should have something too. i don t, but so just use people. greg: thank you for saving me on that. [laughter] all right, up next, is humor dead? well, if you re watching seth meyers, the answer is probably yes. [cheers and applause]
[laughter] yeah. terrible cook. you are a terrible cook. greg: that s right. but a great cuddler. greg: you should look at friends like as an expertise leech are, meaning that you have a satellite of pals, and each one has a unique talent that you can exploit, kind of like superfriends. like an a-team. greg: each friend should have something, and you should have something too. i don t, but so just use people. greg: thank you for saving me on that. [laughter] all right, up next, is humor dead? well, if you re watching seth meyers, the answer is probably yes. [cheers and applause]