[laughter] yeah. terrible cook. >> you are a terrible cook. greg: that's right. >> but a great cuddler. greg: you should look at friends like as an expertise leech are, meaning that you have a satellite of pals, and each one has a unique talent that you can exploit, kind of like superfriends. >> like an a-team. greg: each friend should have something, and you should have something too. i don't, but -- >> so just use people. greg: thank you for saving me on that. [laughter] all right, up next, is humor dead? well, if you're watching seth meyers, the answer is probably yes. [cheers and applause]