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Right every is everyone eve welcome to a very specialfillin edition of. Gutfeld. Im dana perino filling in for greg, who i hear is off hidingif jesses hairpiece somewhere. So today is email day and some americans are Celebrating Delet by deleting themin. Today is also spanishs als language day. And to celebrate, a confused President Biden is plannino g to address the nation in french. Actor Michael Douglas says joe biden is, quote, sharplas as a tack. Well, heres the tack. Streaming service, cnn plus, f which operated for exactly one month in 2022. It might be a comeback. Talk about a twice baked potato. Ilhan omar, his daughter complains homeless and brokeafte after getting kicked out of college for her antisemitic views. Even worse now, she cant to g get her uncle a gift for fathers dayr. And finally, according to a new study, many seniors think 75 is the new 60 five, while others think 150 is a new 120. All right. Lets get to the monologue. Solethe. He i saw this over the weekend. A