Me all my fault. Fault. All right, all right. All righ t. Happy wednesday, everybody. So tomorrow, both president joes biden and former President Donald Trump heaidendt to the Texas Border To Duke ito out on americas current migrandut crisis. The sad part is only one of them will know wherely one he i the other will think hes on a beach in delaware during cinco de mayo. S part the bidens part, this, is only the second time hes been to the border during his presidencyn to. The other time it was to pick up a package for a Hunter Marked baby powdera pa. Baby of course, trump has beenght] to the border numerous times and its obvious why hes been talking about it for years. It just tookor years for everyoe to catch up. The truth is that trump that terribleto Catch Dragging Vulgae who are Chattering Classes love to hatrriblee, has once again sn that he has the pulse of america far better than is ea opponent who at this point may not have a pulse himself. Pulse and i know too far or far enough. Sure, trumps a billionaire, but in the end, hes a guysureau who ketchup on a steaks. Joe puts ketchup on his pancakes thinkinghe theyre steaks. Trump cared the border before it was cool. Now dems are copying him. Re im willing to bet biden is going to show up in an orange wig with Stormy Danielss his arm. But unlike the elites trump has know shon along that e border is a big issue to most americans, that in an ending wave of migrants that are less vetted than a harvard president isnt a dream. Its a nightmare. So as we gear up as w forat the showdown at the southern border, trumps got the home field advantagumpe. Because he was there first when it was patriotic and nothe political. And who is pouncing now because its political . As bouncbiden. Took th for joe and those propping him up, it took the death of a young woman before they were forced to book flights to el pasolights t. Hes like all of us at harassment training, pretendingn care. Meanwhile, the media accuses those who forctie issue of seizing the republicans, obviously seizinwhg this horrifc tragedy at the university of georgia. Theyre seizing on thi tras, an example of bidens failure to protect the American People and to secure os the border. Rileys death ignited a political firestorm, stating House Speaker john burns indicating that the Georgia House this week will take stepps on illegal immigration, as if the initial facts were not horrifying enough or the sense loss not deep enough by now. H by and all of it has now been compounded by the revelation the suspect was in this country unlawfully and hows in thi quic. That fact became politicized. Sot became solemn. Well, are we seizing . Right we are. Arent you seizing . Are. Anderson still hung over from those shots on new years eve. A young woman had her life stolen. And as the arrest paperwork shows in the most brutal way possible. It shouldnt happen. The story isnt that were seizing on it. Its that the media misses ieiz time. The only way they react to The Real News is if we shove it shoe back into their faces or, in their words, seizbacke, which is the new pounce. And when they use that term, it means, the stop. Youre humiliating us. And thats worse for them than actually the story. And the stories like this keep coming. That week in maryland, an illegal was busted in connection to the murder of a twoyearold bobustedy last month, an illegal shot at cops here in new yorklast m and an Il Honduran Man has been arrested for a 14 year old at knife point. So i guess wed better not seize that. Remember how the ap said Lincoln Rileys murder was evidence of the dangerseviden of running alone . Maybe thats how theyllcee danr these stories, too. That killing a child highlights the riske storieling a c having. A cops Murder Highlightsa The Benefits Of Defunding teen highlights the risk of puberty. Its all the same logic. C tr its trying to live in a free society that makes us at fault. So yeah, the dems and Thecy Legacy Media are on the. Yo sure, you can all get together at the White House Correspondents Dinnel Ger and. Laugh about trumps hair. But dont you realize your day is donont youe. The legacy media is like a former Star High School Quarterbactar Highk who now seli for a living. Except unlikvie al, their gloryr days were never glorious to begin with. Today, those no longer set begn the national agenda. Wyou. And like that crazy, you keepex going back to donaldke. Always has. And its not so much that todays Border Showsborder that trump was right all along. It shows that you, America Werel right all along. N no one ever voted for ope borders, and neither partyy su supports it. Trump was just willing to listepporp wan. Fact is, bidens Willful Blindness on the Border Strikesa Americans as far more vulgar than anything trump has vulg anything. Now, if you remember, it wasem trump whber, is trumo said backu that we have some bad arm race here and were going to gempt them out. It was that that the left was willing pounce on because it was racist, xenophobic. It also, it turns out common sense. And like so many of his ou, he kept this one, too, by rounding up ms13 members in long island. But the dems still cant get over trumps rhetoric, and he also presses can feelings of illegals. Heres the live mayor of athens, georgia, addressing Lincoln Rileys murder. Today, i want to say that we center our work hereorgia, a in athensclarke county and peoples humanity and partth of everybodys humanity is the expectation of human dignity. While 2019 was not that longyo ago, you might remember the dynamic we were living in in the late teens in this country, where you had, tates sp the president of the united states, speaking in the most vile terms about peopleo we who were foreign born. Anu had that notion metastasizing. How do you say swipe in spanish . Did the mayor forget, he was there to focus on a young womans heinous murder at the hands of someone who shouldnt been here in the first place . And all he could do Wasshou Focus on trumpsldnace . Most v terms. Not that long agofocus, you trumps words . Trumps words mayd have always been elegantly phrased like that one, but hes honest tha b and relevant to the actual lives of americans. And i livf the polls are any judge. Americans want the aubrey whos been willing to seize all along rather than the guy who needed bad Polling Numbers to finally wake him up from a drooling slumber. O seizso as Hopalong Joe Limps N Town thursday to try to fix a crisisg to that he creatednowl and now blames on republicans, its no surprise that many texanst is are saying too littlt too late. We need a new sheriff in towtln and one with a gun in his holster, not a melted soft serv e. Not lets welcome guess he gets a standing whenever he cancels a show. Actor, writer and comedian j. B. E lasalle. He knows free speech like i know a beacow h. Campus reform Higher Education bill. Nicholas giordano, raccoons complaints. R tr hes been going through their trash. New york times Best Selling Author and Fox News Contributor go llingt to. And when he gives you a piecehi of his mind, it gets delivered on forklift. New york times Best Selling Author, comedian and former nwa world championnew y tyrus. World but a big i just raise the roof. Always a pleasure to see you. And i mean it this time. I didnt write thi reg jamie, alwao see yos. Te ti okay. Jamie, can you relate to trump and Biden Visitings the andvisi to you visiting your kids who were taken away vi You Hadthing Elseou in life by your exwife, leaving you as a sad and broken comedian . Alaska completely. Yes wow. That was right on the nose. Is it . Oh, did you do the last thingwh you showed where Biden Wasbind i in ice cream. I was looking and i was like, i dont know if we can say definitively nt kn that that how is ice cream because thats how they serve him all his food. Sand its that to like a baloney sandwich. I saw a clip the other day. Dy s he said to somebody goes, hey, can i get an extra straw for my steakays, canw for . And i hope when trump becomes president , he builds the wall. While joe biden is in mexicso. So trump went to jus yto l on likcoe pouncing on stories. We talk about things when tragedies happen. Thats why it comes up. Its not yeah. Necessarily politicizing but. And of coursng it. E trumps when they report trumps going to eagle pass, biden is going bide. Wnsvilleo eagle which i have a feeling that every time biden doesnt get up in the morning, i gsnt e to the bathroom. He wakes up in brownsville. Yeah, nicely done. Shall we stop there . Nick, i always love how whenever there is a any kind of political Issuever Theel hear a democrat or a liberal say, we need to have a conversationwe. Its good that we have a conversation. But then when you actually have an Opinioe A But N on a conversation, they accuse you of pouncing. You. Yeah, well, they try the i and turn the issue around. I mean, the media is soullesssi thats what theyve become. Theyre more angry with the fact that they Gotwith Thefact T trying to sweep the murder under the rug. And now they havee to report its an illegal immigrant who shouldnt have been in this country than they are of the actual murder of an american. Er and it really shows you Whereic Thisan shows y country has gonei we have political officials that have completely abandoned American People and they should be held accountable. Their policies are destroyingtry the united states. I adversarys got to sit back watchiningthadversarg us i. And i just wish that the formert president tomorrow will Actuallhemer Presy just shs in brownsville instead. At the same time, bidens thert ,they roll out to podiums and they just have a debate on illegal immigration. Legal im right. The border. Itll be genius idea paper deal back that thats an amazing because if biden refuses to debate all trump has to do is go to places that represent issue so he could go to a supermarket about inflation. Well hes great at trolling. He should do it. Yeah, exactly. And it causes it cause joe to have to show up and then theyll have to debate. Thats great. Im glad. I though that cauhen they m t of this. Glad i thank you, greta. Well everything you said out and help ted. I said it can. Do you think the only reason why biden is going is because trump ise onlying is b. Yes. So, okay, so i do have analogy. Y yes. Joe biden is a guy who doesnt like hes doesnt really want to commit, doesnt want to get married. And trump is all of hiss girlfriends friends because all of his girlfriends friends are getting married and she can only be like a smiling Onl Bridesmaid at so many of those weddings before she goes crazyea. Yes, the Champagne Toast here is going to be nothing compared to the snotast is n Ing Sobbing Meltdown in the hotel room after every single wedding. So eventuallyin a hasll to propose. We have to do like something. I know this. I act. This is actually true one guy was going through this, and so he gave his girlfriend an engagementy has Tos Actualg Thrt to buy. To trley to buy him some tim. No. You want to hear the worst part . She accepted it. It. She waited around more ande then they actually got married,h and then can you guys believe he cheated on her Engagement Bracelet . Yeah. Thats going to be a thing[laur] now, huh . Oh, thats the sort of the story ended differentl. Y. Hen he its in a game. G and then he got his moneyght wo together and he got meul a beautiful ring. Now, what happened . They got married. He divorce, and she was stuck with a bracelet. Probably not going to be. Its an impending doom game. To be fair, he got one. Impending doom . Yes. One fan in the crowd. And i. Thanks for comin thewdg deb. U fh i get what you finish the show. Tyrus, what do you think joe is going to do at the border . And whatdorder, are the odds ofm maybe not showing up . What is joe biden going to dingo at the border . See, im not really good at impressions, but i got a prettol good idea. Three things will happen. Hell rocket walk the wrong way or fac run oe the wrong Side Ofe Fence because he will be standing in front of a fence. Yes. And it will be the cleanest, woautiful brown. If i was the mayor of any city id be wanting, i would ratheryy have coming to my city to speak on the border because nothing is going to after the speech, but its going to be queen. Youre going to be queen. T its going to be gorgeous. Trumps going to go downe the roadwill b. People theres going to be all these people and fans and supporters that show up later. Ns bugs and his balloons. Itll be confetti and ititll bl be this magnificent thing. And theyll be the electric bill for the city is going to be off the wall, the plugged in cameras, the people showing up. And hes up, and hes actually going tos in an area which is heavily trafficked h by illegal crossin. So there might be some Actione E You ca an. Im willing to say hell be up there like thats a this one right now. Were going there. So were going to picture him when i get in. Picture im getting you know, its going to be Something Like that. When ibut again, i never betterg everything up. You came on here. Were all trump. And first of all, yes,we are ato ugly thing of it, i think, is that conservatives arents cn against people coming to this country. Were against people coming illegally. Theres word theres another magic word, illega there isl and invasion. Pouns issue. Housing is new there. Theres always a new term pouncing on something catchy to do the things that going to eat. Yeahgs they g now is pouncing m when one network decides to tell the real truth on something and the other network was didnt want to youre pouncingt wan youre picking stories it is i dont want to get into the horribleness of the story, but its not pouncing. But s and. Tg the new maybe if they gotback back to anderson cooper, supposed to be a Newsman Ander but instead all we hear his opinions. Jake tapper, Who Someon Opine i respected and would argue and make the news, man, i cant make that argumentt because theyre so busy. Theyre so bought into like are you want to say if this is the way we want o our country to runur, we break a few eggs, guys. Yeah, we break a few eggs. Yeah few egg, its egg to us American People. I think like cnn has invente d you e what it is called the cnn face. Have you ever noticed sevee the cnn face is just a look of like, hmm, yeah, its wrestling cnn face. 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So what exactly was the clubs issue issue besides the fact that their only pronouns are he, him and hi s . An email sent to the comics cited discussions with local lol comedians in Neighborhood Groups and reads in part, quote, capitol hill is known for its Progressive Valuesapitoe and weve received significant feedback expressing concerns recenificantt of these upcoming shows with the neighborhood neighborhoods ethoborhoos. This this feedback includes concerns from local Advocacy Groups that are f deeply embedded in our community and work towards. Lding itits values so they were concerned about aligning with their Neighborhood Ethosh their. And what neighborhood is that . Well, the club is locatelld around the corner fromor the former capitol hill autonomous zonner fr e, or chaz, which im pretty certain latin fory a. Remember that communist paradise, since the area where. There were violent activists took oveer that r during the sur of 2020, the summer of love. It was a sitee, multiple shootings, two deaths, arson and alleged sexual assaults. Le imagine the gaza strip, but with more human, it costses City Millions in damages. But yeah, thank god theyre protecting from unwashed comics. The only thing theyll assault is your precious feelings. So to sum it all up, these guys are banned becauseto sumup, thed actually funny. And you cant have that In A Woke Environment where crime is preferable to comedy. They prefer criminals killing on the streets, not comedy. Comedians killing on stage. Which is why they wanted to get jamie list out. But he was busy Babysittino G his kids because his exwife was on a date with a hotter looking gu y. Mmhmm. Facts can get. Laughs okay, lets. Im theorizing here that the]m. Knew who they were hiring. They knew these people. Soe people canceled it. Nd not because they found out about the comedians they had to cancel because they were threatened. Right. Whats goingwe. They just did these guyses the biggest favor they could have ever possiblye the big. If you look, i didnt even know who any of these people are. I. I cant imagine anything better for their careers than anythin get a cancellation happening to them. Right. I mean, likeo. Yeah, like luis gomez and dave smith. Yeah. Waitl fans of theirdcast, podcast, legion of find out that people think theyre offensive. And like, its so absurd. And really the buzzword there more than anything is local comedians. As in people who go to open mikes and are not and are very upset. Not sosuccessful much at the cot of what these guys are saying, but at the facbutt that they are not as successful as they are. Right. I think thats what so much of this stuf i if is rooted in. N beco okay. Well, maybe if i cant become a nationally known comedian, i can takeme nawn comed one down. N. But really, what you did is you really you lifted them . Yeah. Yeah. I didnt think that it was like the. Cal comedy greg nt thin and what are they like . Yeah, its. Oh, i know exactly what they c mean. Om the ones that people do like, they come to the stage and the first thing we have to do, everybody write the pronouns on a piece of Papeeverybode Pron that theres a Pattern Paperl Er and a number two pencil with a special eraser in case youre triggered by rubberrigg um, has that front. And then well begin. The show. Problem is, that takes an hour and 45 minutes because, you know, trying to think listen, i think the club at first i looked at this and i got and i actually wrote on twitter, i firede on until jim pointed stuff. So do what i do. And i have a Perfect Exampleepst last week when i with an. I thank you, but not yet. Hold it steady. Last week i was in andover, massachusetteek i was, and i did 5000 seats sol, sold out and who was like 200 200 people wanted to come in standing. It was crazy. Because 40 milesub away, a club in boston said, well, our community is this and were just not reall, ouy s tavis is a good fit. And the only thing i said wahins find me the closest club closed to it. Yeah, and we didthat that. M was and my advice to them was do the same thing, find a club you for get together because my agent up and mynt, my wife does it all for me. So and i w wherever i wante to and they should do the same thing and you get wathy more money anyways if you do it yourself, trust me. But they need to dtheyothe po that because the point is, let them have it. Hant theyin . Say i the only other thing i was going to say is the crime is so bae isd there. Siness the club is already on its way of going out of business because of comedians. Mmhmm. Are they telling the guys dont come because theyre afraiors de getting burned down . Thats the the other side of it. Thats why i never o mad ati sa the club. I say, okay, cool. Thank you. Th asank yok me . Something close to them. Just to make the point. Ill make the poinmake a pt. Ta but it also could be that theyre like theyre scared to do Anything Becausered of nop from law enforcement, no help from the government. , theyarand theyre bringing the four guys and theyre getting threats. And this is theyve been living in theen living inep]. They livt so maybe dont take it so personally. This but like, you know what . W maybe this was just the thingys. For all four of those guys and every one of those guys can book an event and get people to come. Yeah. You knowk an epeople to come, wy it is pretty interesting, nicholas, that like no comics torched a business or attacked a Police Station or rioted in the no go zone. But theyre the ones that, well, is why comedy isnt funny anymore. You have these Comed Y Clubs that want to go, whoa, nobody wants to pay for virtue signalinog. He new i dont know who needs to heare that. Just turn on the news or go into a college classroom. To it all the time. Yeah. And the thing is, it used to bee that conservatives were the uptight ones, but you look at the numbers now, a poll just came out today where a third of americans think that Freedom Of Speech goes tooh far. We l and then if we look at the ageoo groups, 16 to 29 over 50 0 bel believe it goes toieo far. So theyre the uptight ones. Comedy, youve got to pushuptigs the envelope. There is no boundaries. Its all about free speech. I grew u all abo p in era of eddie murphy and richard pryor, George Carlin was eight years old. You had to watch what your parents watched on tv back then. Watched v back tthey didnt coth you just watched it and that laugh. And thats what made a it fun. Now we have what we have you. We have jimmy. We have chappelle. I meane , when we look at it, that order, theres tyrus, of course. I mean, when. Looking at it,whey those that push the boundaries ,the ones that way. Yeah, theyre the ones that are funny. Theyre the ones that are bringing in the crowds and brinn th. Ss becau hopefully this comedy club does go out of business because of it. I think jamie this is a perfect. Stunt for you. Yeah. The next time one of your shows gets canceled, which is probably tomorrow. Yeahed. Say that it was over. Threats over. Youre too hot to handlet to material. Yeah. Just yesterday, they canceled the show, and it because no one was coming, and i was like, the five of us are out of here. And ifivew myself with that. E r i was so upset when this storyyt came out. I called the clu b. I go, could i work there . And i wai wos sork jealous, tho. Youre right. Care cat is. So when i saw the story, all fo all four of those guys are incredible comics. Ofible all four of those guys are hilarious. And if you are big with Neighborhood Groupou are bs andn mic hours, i guarantee you are not funny. Yeah, i guarantee youre not funny ifcersi youre favorite. Of those guys. But when i saw this, i was so jealous because lets say bu. Sa was that people dont hear this, this unwelcomey comedy. P i know so many people that googled and youtubed, all these guys today, They Didnted T The Absolute opposite of what they wanted to do. And that makes me happy for all theso de guys. I think they did book a club down the road. I think its the tulsa comedoadi club. I was there maybe four weeks. It was sold out, just massiv oue got all fans and packed the place. So im happy for that comedy club where theyre doing mas pack the right thing and im done with all sensitive, but i just did. College, i s a college. , an i said id never do this everd o again. And i it was like it was like,na good money. So i got hired at this college and before the show, this girl comes up and she goes, heres a list of the things you cant talk about. And i am not you. Dropp iedf you had dropped her list t, they wereis the same. Im like, but im happy with these guys. Its not a big deal for them, but ill have for. 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Well, except for this sad looking, orange faced little on which hes not even a little person. And whats it cooking . Madness . Im not sure. I dont think those are bonbons in those beakers. Anyway, the entire thing was i doy, t and the compan. The candy con, apologized and promised full refund apos. But it was so bad, apparently,tl that these scottish parenty,s actually called the cops. I believe i believe we have tha t one one tape. 911. Whats your emergency . Yeah, im out the wonka Chocolate Experience, and itst obsolete. I was like, gobstopper, sir, calm down. How can i stay calm when theres a complete lack of tailn talk . Dont us giving life lessons in the for e lem song. I paid £35 plus i expect there to be freaking elevator that goes sideways and slouches and always im back with itan squared away. Sir, is it any other way . D anr as i can think of . S isn this isnt really a police matter. The chocolat ae river arent evn a wee bit short. Its literal. These people should be behind bars. Walkabouts. Maybe you have some of this come up. Just please. It was a jok wone. Im someone. You dont get. Dont come back because you have kids. Is there any lesson here fo r parents . I wish i could have taken my kids today. I mean, the Life Lessonsen My in this for such a cheap price, you get to teach themki about discipline, man. The yeah, but, you know, in life, expectations dont match, and they have to handle real world situations. They also get th reale lesson on the buyer beware. So i look at the lee positivs of this as opposed to the negativity. And lets face it, today, pares the parents, they cottle their children too much. Their all to these horrible events that we have to bring our kids through. Weof they to have to suffer th. So why cant we take our kids to an event where they have to be Disappointedevent Whe . Is i think this works all around. Yes. Crush their innocenc all ad. E. Xactly exactly. You know, i do have an experience with the polar expres experiens. Right. But i paid a lot of money for it. Do not track back, paid for the train. Yeah, i paid for that. I was. S mad. Ad we said nothing. We had already read the bookd to at home. Raised i was like, yeah, my kids are having a good time because i raised them for the thing, man. Im cutting it. Im going, yeah, i wani would so this. They would have a black bugatti. Look, rainbow, go, go, run. They would have tore it up. Like, go. I that didnt go outside. Smoke doesnt look like it. Wont take a really bad art museum. Tyrus looks like events we have to go to when we. I grew up poor, brok broke. E, wd to the fair. Yeah. And then you went and you paid it extra money to go Seethe Exmo Headless Cow that was jumping and frolicking in the water. And its in a jar. You dont amount. Yeah. The two headed baby, the Mermaid Thing that clearly e was so but we just watching all this and it was like they had one really huge but by todays standards shes not that big anymore. But back in the day now, shel had to get two jobs. She got to be the big girl. And and it was lady it was the guy walking around, said he was the worlds strongest mad t n, but i was bie than him. So i was like, i dont believe this guy, you know . Anand then you had a guythey are who was like, they showed they looked up the curtain and they like, look, crack head. Yeah, yeah. And unfortunately, greg stayed and el a little too longnd inv and investigated and saw the crack haesd it smoking cigarettes, which then led to why that monologue made so sense. You got a lot out. Yeah. That was gregs Childhoothat Grd in between the stuff, guys. All that stuff that was being said. I hope that i got, you know, you can find that crazy man. And yetaz it was the Allenton County Fair side show andwhat they would have a guy who is hn this is what happens when youre on drugs and i caught him on a smokeyoure and he was absolutely normal. Do that for a refund. Yeabsolutes. Theres 2. 50. Jamie, youre used to disappointingre children. Yeah. Mhm. I think he made a great point. They kind of got missed a moment ago that they could have Jus Jamie A Gott pretended this was a modern art exhibit. Yes. A mright. Because you cant mock art. Art. You would just have to go like, yost have they have, they shou have changed it. And im with everyone else on the panel sveryono far. I dont mind that at all because i judge every experience with my children as like, how long is this going to take . Yeah. Jeremy like if we walk into one, they go, i love it here. Im like, oh no, its going to be ours. This were talking like a minute going less. Were going to be in and out. And i would have just claimed if i was in charge of this, i woulid been like, no, no, this is based on the wonka movie. Yets they. Tim burton one, they should have changed the movie and said no, this is some other movie or this cat. They could have said like this is a medical exhibit burtoreg s youre inside a giant stomach, starving. Yeai hibit. S, i actually i disagree with everyone. Im on these parents side. In first of all, this happened in scotland. So if you grow up in a culture, we have to put on if you grew ut and stockings just to play your interview. I feel like, oh might be a little sensitive to people not committing to the thing. Yeathh. And then also, speaking of,is se i saw this video on twitter that changed my mind. I think we have it. We pull this outaktwitteaw this. This is unbelievable. What does that look . What is that . Soocolate and live in the walls all day. So i go every day and i realizsl these people werent just disappointed. 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Everyone in the world knows it feels like to drink too much, like, ohoo muc like, i i know id have said that im mad. Imagine the next morning. Thats like none of anything anyones ever said compare s to getting so drunk. You tell your buddy of his fiancee that youve been buddy. Youre obsessed with her, and therefore youve been dosing with estrogen so that she would like you more estrwould li you to tell god, ie jamie. Do you believe this . Jamie i think i do. I think i do. I would likei wo to apologizulet right. Now, ive actually been putting estrogen in joe mackeys e mach and his estrogen drink. It actually makes sense. So just drinking. I was terrible. Well, i thought that was milkshakes. And you saw how he out like, this guys having some serious problems. He went to the doctor. They told hi he dm was swollen. He theyre putting it in hist preworkout. Drink straightting i. Do you know . You know, before my shows, they hand out preworkoundt drinks. No, i. 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