huh. that s donald trump jr. just a chill, normal dude, who owns who owns a mask of his father s face. [ laughter ] i love you, don jr.! [ laughter ] the white house released the official portraits of president trump and vice president mike pence today. and they put one of steve bannon out on the front stoop. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] in an interview yesterday, white house chief of staff, john kelly, said the civil war was caused by a lack of ability to compromise. even weirder, he said that pearl harbor was an air traffic control issue. [ laughter ] i don t know why we ever thought there was a reasonable person working in trump s white house. [ light laughter ] that s like going into a hot topic and asking to meet their rocket scientist. [ light laughter ] a white house official confirmed today that president trump will not visit the korean demilitarized zone during his upcoming trip to asia. in fact to prevent an international incident, trump s aides will just
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lose? there s nothing. [ticking] it s so much more intimate than a laptop. when steve jobs unveiled the ipad, there was no way he could have predicted what it would mean to people with autism. it turns out it may be the perfect device to help unlock the isolation many with autism feel by helping them communicate in ways that they couldn t before. i want a drink. i always had said when he was younger, it was like he was a computer and i was computer illiterate, and i didn t know how to press the right keys. sorry. that was the hard part is, you knew there was more in there, and you didn t know how to get it out. welcome to 60 minutes on cnbc. i m bob simon. in this edition, we look at the life of tech titan steve jobs, the cofounder of apple, and we also examine the unexpected impact that one of his inventions, the ipad, is having on children and parents living with autism. in 2004, jobs asked walter isaacson, a former editor of time magazine, if he would write his bio
what could have been life-saving cancer surgery. you re born alone, you re gonna die alone, and what exactly is it that you have to lose? there s nothing. [ticking] it s so much more intimate than a laptop. when steve jobs unveiled the ipad, there was no way he could have predicted what it would mean to people with autism. it turns out it may be the perfect device to help unlock the isolation many with autism feel by helping them communicate in ways that they couldn t before. i want a drink. i always had said when he was younger, it was like he was a computer and i was computer illiterate, and i didn t know how to press the right keys. sorry. that was the hard part is, you knew there was more in there, and you didn t know how to get it out. welcome to 60 minutes on cnbc. i m bob simon. in this edition, we look at the life of tech titan steve jobs, the cofounder of apple, and we also examine the unexpected impact that one of his inventions, the ipad, is having on chi
what could have been life-saving cancer surgery. you re born alone, you re gonna die alone, and what exactly is it that you have to lose? there s nothing. [ticking] it s so much more intimate than a laptop. when steve jobs unveiled the ipad, there was no way he could have predicted what it would mean to people with autism. it turns out it may be the perfect device to help unlock the isolation many with autism feel by helping them communicate in ways that they couldn t before. i want a drink. i always had said when he was younger, it was like he was a computer and i was computer illiterate, and i didn t know how to press the right keys. sorry. that was the hard part is, you knew there was more in there, and you didn t know how to get it out. welcome to 60 minutes on cnbc. i m bob simon. in this edition, we look at the life of tech titan steve jobs, the cofounder of apple, and we also examine the unexpected impact that one of his inventions, the ipad, is having on chi