To talk about a consumer product. Now, i know what youre saying, why are we talking about products instead of black bleep . I agree, i agree. Well, it just so happens were getting both. Its a frozen treat called little obama. Its glazed with chocolate, and its wrapping features a smiling black child wearing an earring while holding an ice cream cone. Russia launching a brandnew cold war with this new obamaflavored ice cream. Larry obamaflavored . laughter tastes like Menthol Cigarettes and healthcare. Okay, there is so much wrong with that. First of all, bleep russia. Thats just so wrong. They really got obama down the earring, the rosy red cheeks, the patented yellow shirt. Its not like there arent pictures of the man. But i get it. Haha. Chocolate on the outside and vanilla on the inside. It should be half and half if anything. Wha what are you going to do for trumpm a creamsicle orange on the outside, white on the inside or the hillary clinton. Whatever flavor you want it to be unle
Budweiser are looking to replace budweiser with america on its labels this summer. Larry yeah, thats right. And now that its called america, they of course had to change the shape of the can. laughter applause yeah, hmmmm, hmmmm, thats got to have a little fat in it, man, thats how i like it. Also in unfortunate news due to copyright infringe. America ferrera was forced to change her name to budweiser ferrera. I know, thats just unfair. Its so sad for her. Okay, moving on. So you remember our old friend ted cruz, president ial candidate, zodiac killer, all around creepy guy, right, right . Okay. Just when we thought we had heard the last of grandpa munster and heidi, his wife, his wife addressed some of their supporters who go by the term, National Prayer team, by conference call. And thank god someone besides the the nsa recorded it. The council of joy that this team was chosen to fight a long battle, think that slavery took 25 years to defeat slavery, that is a lot longer than four y
Larry larry gl thanks gays. We have a great show for you tonight. Guys, lewis black on the show. Let me just say, while many in the medical community were content to stop at hearttransplants laughter some with more vision said hey, cant we do this with dicks . We got word today of a remarkable transplant surgery in boston, the first of its kind in this country. A man who lost his penis to cancer has received a new one. Larry wow oh, man yes can you imagine that, you guys . Receiving the gift of a brand new penis . Well, our studio audience doesnt have to imagine anymore, if you check under your seats right now, youll find no, no, no, im kidding. Some people looked, though. Thanks for the dick, larry. I appreciate it. I know this sounds like a funny story, but its actually an important breakthrough that could help people who really need it. Its a major development, especially for veterans whove suffered genital injuries. There are over 1,300 Wounded Warriors who have these kinds of geni
Larry larry larry thank you so much. Im Larry Wilmore. Please have a seat. What a crowd, man. You know its a good crowd when theyre not just going larry. Theyre going, larry larry you okay, man . I appreciate it my brother. I said brother, i said brother. I am Larry Wilmore. Comedian and actor paul scheer is here tonight. Very excited about that. I have to tell you im excited about tonights show. You know what . Because were going to be talking about weed in a new segment i like to call larrys dank news stash. All right, we begin with the nfl. Medical marijuana use is allowed in 24 states and the district of columbia, but for athletes in the nfl, using marijuana goes against their Substance Abuse policy. One player is looking to change that. Larry he should be trying to change their approach to that other abuse policy, but thats neither here nor there. Neither here nor there. Not talking about that. But the nfl should love the idea of marijuana and football because its the only way to
cheers and applause . Larry thank you very much. Thank you, such a good crowd. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Thank you, maam, thank you very much. So we begin tonight with america. Well, just in time for the fourth of july the makers of budweiser are looking to replace budweiser with america on its labels this summer. Larry yeah thats right. And now that its called america, they of course had to change the shape of the can. laughter applause yeah, hmmmm, hmmmm, thats got to have a little fat in it man thats how i like it. Also in unfortunate news due to copyright infringe. America ferrera was forced to change her name to budweiser ferrera. I know thats just unfair. Its so sad for her. Okay, moving on. So you remember our old friend ted cruz, president ial candidate, zodiac killer, all around creepy guy right, right . Okay. Just when we thought we had heard the last of grandpa munster and heidi his wife, his wife addressed some of their supporters w