Plus, stephen welcomes Pharrell Williams Chris Parnell and a performance by the weeknd. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, there you are stephen thats nice. I liked it shorten that up thank you, everybody, thank you, so much. Welcome, one and all, ladies and gentlemen to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause it is friday, it is friday, nothing like friday. And with the holidays around the corner, its been a busy week for the unjolly man in the big red hat. Ill tell you all about it in tonights latest installment of don and the giant impeach. Lets get some help from ukraine. Stephen Speaker Pelosi has directed congress to start writing up articles of impeachment. So anyone involved in trumps quidproquo scheme with ukraine should be just be laying low and avoiding the scene of the crime. So, naturally, Rudy Giuliani is in ukraine. laug
Were still on fire. Theres snow on one part of the country and fire on the other, like a bipolar vortex were experiencing. In washington the president is melting down. Today we learned by the new york times, the president repeatedly considered firing the inspector general. He is ordered by law to submit any complaint he finds to be credible. This is a guy who was appointed by donald trump. Trump wanted to fire him, because he doesnt understand that he isnt still hosting a Reality Television show. Tomorrow the public portion of the impeachment hearing begins. We get to hear live, inperson testimony about the president s double dealing in ukraine, and to counter that, trump is planning a bigly reveal of his own, he wrote, i will be releasing the transcript of the first, and therefore, more important phone call with the ukrainian president. His defense has gone from read the transcript, to, wait, hold on, read this other transcript. Because its first, and therefore more important. His you
Flights were delayed today. In orde in other words, disneys Marketing Campaign for frozen ii has gone too for. Were still on fire. Theres snow on one part of the country and fire on the other, like a bipolar vortex were experiencing. In washington the president is melting down. Today we learned by the new york times, the president repeatedly considered firing the inspector general. He is ordered by law to submit any complaint he finds to be credible. Trump wanted to fire him, because he doesnt understand that he isnt still hosting a Reality Television show. Tomorrow the public portion of the impeachment hearing begins. We get to hear live, inperson testimony about the president s double dealing in ukraine, and to counter that, trump is planning a bigly reveal of his own, he wrote, i will be releasing the transcript of the first, and therefore, more important phone call with the ukrainian president. His defense has gone from read the transcript, to, wait, hold on, read this other transc
Top. Ant to go. Its monday, october 7th, 2019. Here is todays eye opener, your world in 90 seconds. People around the president are watching what is happen and our r finally saying, my god, this cannot happen anymore. They are coming forward. A second whistleblower claims firsthand knowledge of the president s ukraine call. There can be no valid impeachment process unless the president can confront the witnesses against him. Who are these people . Where did they come from . A major policy shift. The white house says turkey will move forward with its longplanned military operation into northern syria. A manhunt is underway for one of two suspects wanted in a bar shooting in kansas city that left four people dead. There was no getting out of the way. It felt like i got hit by a damn bus. Police are searching for the shooter who killed a key witness in the murder trial of amber guyger. Was this related to the trial . Theres no clear indication. More than 100 people have died and thousands
[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness, thank you very much. Hello. [ cheers and applause welcome everybody, welcome please, have a seat, have a seat welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thats it. You mat, youre here, thank you for being here [ cheers and applause thank you for coming here, tonight show studio 6b here in new york city you guys, it was 90 degrees today in new york city 90 [ cheers ] right now every guy in your office who wears shorts year round is like well, well, well, now whos the weirdo. [ laughter ] thats right it was 90 degrees today here in new york it was brutal out there on the sidewalk people were spritzing themselves with Pumpkin Spice lattes [ light laughter ] i saw, yeah it was so hot i saw a hot dog vendor fanning himself with Health Code Violations [ laughter ] steve really [ laughter ] Health Code Violations [ laughter ] jimmy it was so hot, President Trump wasnt the only thing melting down thats how hot it was. [ laught