nobody could quite capture that comedy. it s not just finding the funniest person with the funniest voice. it s not that easy. is there something i can help you with? wow, you look cold. it is tricky when, as a comedian, you find your voice, and you figure out what you want to talk about and they give you a tv show and they re, like, oh, you can t talk about anything that s gotten you to this point. i m always trying to look good for guys, it s always backfiring on me. you re always on a diet. i m on a diet because i m trying to get the body of the women you jerk off to after i fall asleep. the whole reason you got into comedy is because you can say whatever you want and then you get on television and you can only say 2% of what you want. you stay in that bed, a storm of sexy is going to come your way. so just get your umbrella. as a standup comic you have to figure out, can i still be a large enough percentage of myself in this network format that i can still be effectiv
we have a new young comedian with us tonight. he s just 19 years old and just graduated from the high school of performing arts in new york. freddie prinze practiced latino energy to television in a way we haven t seen it. he was such an ambassador for a different voice. i asked my mother, she said they were on the subway trying to pick each other s pockets. he goes on the tonight show and catches fire. carson brings him over. that s another like this is incredible. then they go to commercial. they come back again. they bump the guest to talk more where this young comedian. you know there s no greater thrill for me personally than to have somebody come out here who is unknown and wipe them out first appearance coast to coast. he had a sit-com so fast, he became kind of the template for what you wanted to achieve if you were a standup comic at that time. mommy, what took you so long? i ve been waiting for you call.
nobody could capture that comedy. it s not just finding the funniest person with the funniest voice. it s not that easy. is there something i can help you with? wow, you look cold. it is tricky when, as a comedian, you find your voice, and you figure out what you want to talk about and they give you a tv show and they re, like, oh, you can t talk about anything that s gotten you to this point. i m always trying to look good for guys, it s always backfiring on me. you re always on a diet. i m on a diet because i m trying to get the body of the women you jerk off to after i fall asleep. the whole reason you got into comedy is because you can say whatever you want and then you get on television and you can only say 2% of what you want. you say in that bed, a storm of sexy is going to come your way. so just get your umbrella. as a standup comic you have to figure out, can i still be a large enough percentage of myself in this network format that i can still be effective doing
outgoing us ambassador to the un nikki haley, david lee miller in new york to tell us how the ambassador did. as you mentioned the us un ambassador nikki haley is stepping down by year s end and at the house smith dinner arguably she had a test run as a standup comic. listen for yourself and decide, should she quit her day job. everyone in washington called me with advice about this speech. they all said the same thing. do not, under any circumstances, make any jokes about the president. so, good night, everybody. actually the president called me this morning and gave me some really good advice, if i get stuck for laughs just brag about his accomplishments.
you can t talk about anything that s gotten you to this point. i m always trying to look good for guys, it s always backfiring on me. you re always on a diet. i m on a diet because i m trying to get the body of the women you jerk off to after i fall asleep. the whole reason you got into comedy is because you can say whatever you want and then you get on television and you can only say 2% of what you want. you say in that bed, a storm of sexy is going to come your way. so just get your umbrella. as a standup comic you have to figure out, can i still be a large enough percentage of myself in this network format that i can still be effective doing what i do? it s nothing to be overly concerned about. just watch your words. i did the bernie mack show on television, the biggest thing i was competing against was the