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9.   Slightly better than broccoli perhaps? (3)
10. A snitch in time (2,5)
11. Portnoy’s compliant (3)
 
 
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At 9-05 am on the day of the long anticipated reopening of non-essential retailers, the police armed response unit was called to what was described by officers as a “scene of utter devastation” at Hastings’ 
Poundall’s Bargain £1 Warehouse. According to witnesses, within minutes of a 
10% off everything sign going up in the window at 9am, a large, intimidating crowd of unmasked people, many of whom had slept on the pavement overnight, began to squeeze through the front doors in search of bargains. Predictably, the main surge was to aisle 12, where a titillating selection of loss-leaders was on offer; for example you could purchase a set of 100 plastic spoons in a Victorian-style imitation bakelite spoon drawer, a combina ....

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