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READER:  Nobody will get that joke. MYSELF:  I think that fact alone confirms my point READER:  Whatever. Anyway I’m excited. It’s spring and the handkerchief-waving season has started, the Morrismen are practising their dance moves and soon everyone will be blacking up and celebrating the Jack in the Green festival. MYSELF: You country folk are fascinating, which I suppose accounts for the baffling longevity of the Archers. READER: Not to mention the enduring popularity of the accordion. MYSELF:  There are mysteries which dwell beyond our comprehension. However, as an  aficionado of Olde England’s ancient fertility rites, you may be interested in the following snippet from our arts section:

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  READER: Ahoy there Grumpy! I hope the election result has put you in a better mood… MYSELF: Indeed it has. Its the kind of result that makes you want to roll in dung, lie face down on a tea towel and flog it on Ebay as the Turin Shroud. How about you? READER:  Well actually Mrs Reader and I are off to Spain for a fortnight just as soon as we’ve got our vaccination passports, visas and internationally recognised leisure permits, so I was wondering if you could recommend a good holiday read? I’m a devil for my books I am.

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