Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight join jimmy and his guests Anthony Anderson, senator Elizabeth Warren, musical guest big boi and sleepy brown featuring killer mike and big rube, and the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. Hello oh, my goodness, thank you so much, everyone and welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show and the week that Everyone Wants to go away seriously, can we just skip this week . I mean no one wants this week. If 2020 was a week, this would be it, we dont want this week lets get to the news and jokes. Well guys, were almost there. We made it to the night before the election seriously, havent felt this stressed out since literally every day since march. [ laughter ] thats right its election eve, and everyone is nervous, President Trump is going to spend all night waiti
Welcome. Welcome. I appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you. Well, thank you. Please, relax. Thats very kind. I, thats very nice. Im jim im the host. Thank you for watching at home. This is it, this is our fifth and final night here in brooklyn. Tomorrow we disappear like a cloud of vape smoke in williamsburg. We will be gone. What a week. Once again, brooklyn, you tried to kill me with food. And once again you failed. I am leaving this borough with a song in my heart and a cow in my stomach. Last night, we ate at frankies for like the eighth time. [cheers and applause] ive had so much stuff to eat. The only thing i havent had yet is chinese food, but i [ doorbell ] oh, actually, will you give me a moment . Come in ah yes. I ordered a lot. Oh, my goodness is that mine . Is that for me . Yeah. Jimmy oh, yes. Unbelievable. Its mets allstar pitcher noah syndergaard. [ applause ] why are you delivering chinese food . This is what i do during the offseason. Jimmy i thought Baseball Players ma
Leonard klinerock at ucla and his graduate student wanted to send a transmission from a computer at ucla to a computer at stanford to something called arpa net. It took a computer the size of a room to tell you which golden girl you are. So the actual message they sent was interesting. They wrote, lo. And then the system crashed. The full message he was trying to send was supposed to be look at this picture of my penis. We made that up . They actually were trying to send the word login. But now our president is using that very technology on a daily basis, with [cheers and applause] to tweet gems like this. Today he tweeted nervous nancy pelosi is doing Everything Possible to destroy the republican party. Our polls show that its going to be just the oppodite. Is that the new eddie murphy movie oppodite . Even with all the madness, the president and first lady were handing out candy. What kind of music do you play when you have a bunch of little kids coming over . Jimmy thats right, mich
In san jose, police are investigating an officer involved shooting that left one man dead. As fire evacuees return home they explained how the tubbs fire from two years ago helped them deal with the kinkade fire. Santa rosa where theres a special Halloween Party for fire evacuees. Abc 7 news starts right now. Firefighters are making solid headway tonight on the kinkade fire in Sonoma County thanks to improving weather conditions. Containment is now up t 65 . The flames have scorched nearly 78,000 acres. And part of the fire is in 1 homes have been destroyedin in the four and four people have been hurt. People are beingme my are shari about just how different this experience was from the tubbs fire two years ago. Communication and coordinating seems to have improved significantly. Reporter hassan is live from downtown where he found evacuees very glad to get back home. Good evening. More than 186,000 people were evacuated due to the kinkade fire. Many local agencies like the Sonoma Coun
It is halloween night. If youre watching at hem wondering why a giant orange peanut is talking to you, you smoked too much weed and should go to the hospital right away. Im dressed as a circus peanut if you didnt know. Why . I have no idea. I dont remember. But i think we decided this in june and it seemed like a fogoo idea. I think i said i wanted to be the same color as the president president s face, and this is what happened. Circus peanuts are americas second favorite candy. It was not a happy halloween for the sour patch kid in the oval office. One day history will ask where were you when the house votes on the impeachment inquiry, and i will say on stage dressed as an orange peanut. The republicans in the senate will do nothing about it. But trump tweeted this was the greatest witch hunt in American History on halloween, which was funny. He claimed impeachment is hurting the stock market. And once again, defended his perfect call with the ukrainian president. He wrote read the t