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Transcripts For CNN The Mark Twain Prize for American Humor 20240706

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Transcripts For CNN The Mark Twain Prize for American Humor 20240706



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Transcripts For CNN The Mark Twain Prize for American Humor 20240706



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Transcripts For FOXNEWS The Five 20240707



justice kavanaugh. he said he wanted to murder the justice. the man is angry over mass shootings and the leaked drafted opinion overturning roe v. wade. this comes after protests at the homes of supreme court justices including kavanaugh s house. the white house release as statement saying they have been forceful about condemning such behavior. yeah, right. take a look to how they previously lit the fuse. posted a map with the home addresses of the supreme court justices. is that the kind of thing this president wants to help your side make their point? i think the president s view is that there s a lot of passion, a lot of fear, a lot of sadness from many, many people across this country about what they saw in that leaked document. we obviously want people s privacy to be respected. we have not seen violence or vandalism against supreme court justices. we know there s an outrage about protests that have been peaceful to date. we encourage that and that s the judge ....

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Transcripts For CNNW King 20240703

As well. How could you beat that paul simon, well see how he does tonight. Thank you all so much for joining us, king charles starts right now hey, miss brown welcome to cnn studio in new york city. Its king charles not going to waste your time with gayle king but you can call me gail and Charles Barkley shoot off tonight. Senator Cory Booker Basketball Legend Shaquille Oneal friends, seen in zone. Listen cooper and he one of the bravo club house, at cohen king charles starts now we could almost call this a friendship, so yeah, a lot of Friends Muzak are not friends i have a typo but well see what jack has the sake as hes going to join us a little bit later we got so much to talk about tonight. Shows actually very pack. So were gonna get started. The ....

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