Donald trump spent the weekend at his golf club in bedminser, new jersey. Four, yelled trump at a random woman he saw. [ laughter and applause ] you know, the news has been kind of depressing lately, so i thought wed take a break from it all in a little segment called good news. . Seth since donald trump was elected, a lot of neonazi graffiti has been popping up. People doing it, you guys are kind of terrible at drawing swastikas. [ light laughter ] i never thought id have to say this to nazis, but where is your precision . [ light laughter ] theyre facing the wrong way. Theyre curved. I think whoever did this is the same person who draws those bootleg bart simpson tshirts. [ light laughter ] so swastikas are popping up everywhere, but at least theyre really poorly drawn, and thats good news. German chancellor Angela Merkel announced yesterday she will seek a fourth term in office next year. So ill get to keep my job, said her hair stylist. [ laughter ] according to a new report, the n
Vice president elect mike pence was booed by the audience of the hit broadway show, hamilton, this weekend. But thats nothing compared to what happened when he tried to see cats. [ laughter ] after the cast of broadways hamilton addressed Vice President elect mike pence, following a show this weekend, donald trump demanded they apologize and tweeted, the theater must always be a safe and special place. To which muslims replied, two [ laughter ] [ applause ] go to the theater, youll be fine. One of Donald Trumps potential picks for Homeland Security chief may have accidentally revealed sensitive information, after he held a bulleted list of National Security proposals while posing for a photo with trump. Man, if you want to be Homeland Security chief, at the very least get a trapper keeper. Donald trump spent the weekend at his golf club in bedminser, new jersey. Four, yelled trump at a random woman he saw. [ laughter and applause ] you know, the news has been kind of depressing lately,