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Testimony was bad for trump, but hes now the democratic frontrunner [ laughter ] during his testimony today Gordon Sondland said that he was involved in efforts to pressure ukraine, because he and other diplomats, quote, followed the president s orders. And then trump said, look, i dont know the president ive never met the president. [ laughter ] President Trump this morning addressed sondlands testimony saying, quote, i dont know him very well. I have not spoken to him much. This is not a man i know well. He seems like a nice guy, though. [ laughter ] even worse, he stole that statement line for line from the speech he gave at erics wedding. [ laughter ] singer mariah carey has released her own Christmas Wish list on amazon oh, oh okay so i see so you were just blowing smoke up my ass when you said all you wanted for christmas is me [ laughter and applause great. Good to know [ laughter ] according to experts, thanksgiving turkeys are best paired with red wine that way theyre more rel
During his testimony today Gordon Sondland said that he was involved in efforts to pressure ukraine, because he and other diplomats, quote, followed the president s orders. And then trump said, look, i dont know the president ive never met the president. [ laughter ] President Trump this morning addressed sondlands testimony saying, quote, i dont know him very well. I have not spoken to him much. This is not a man i know well. He seems like a nice guy, though. [ laughter ] even worse, he stole that statement line for line from the speech he gave at erics wedding. [ laughter ] singer mariah carey has released her own Christmas Wish list on amazon oh, oh okay so i see so you were just blowing smoke up my ass when you said all you wanted for christmas is me [ laughter and applause great. Good to know [ laughter ] according to experts, thanksgiving turkeys are best paired with red wine that way theyre more relaxed when you kill them [ laughter ] their first trial of a male rt and if you pu
Participate in the impeachment probe, which it calls illegitimate what do you mean youre not participating . [ laughter ] its its an impeachment inquiry, not secret santa. No, not for me this year. You dont get to choose whether you participate . Youre like a guy getting dragged away in handcuffs, screaming, im not participating in this arrest. [ laughter ] according to a new poll, 58 of americans support the opening of the impeachment inquiry into President Trump. So congratulations, man, youre finally polling above 50 . [ cheers and applause got it got it over the line a poll also states that 65 of women support the impeachment inquiry. Well, thank god they cant vote, said mike pence [ laughter ] what . They can since when . [ laughter ] according to politico, President Trumps sudden announcement that he would pull american troops out of syria caught National Security officials offguard, with one saying, quote, potus went rogue. Im sorry, he went rogue [ laughter ] hes always been ro
Participate in the impeachment probe, which it calls illegitimate what do you mean youre not participating . [ laughter ] its its an impeachment inquiry, not secret santa. No, not for me this year. You dont get to choose whether you participate . Youre like a guy getting dragged away in handcuffs, screaming, im not participating in this arrest. [ laughter ] according to a new poll, 58 of americans support the opening of the impeachment inquiry into President Trump. So congratulations, man, youre finally polling above 50 . [ cheers and applause got it got it over the line a poll also states that 65 of women support the impeachment inquiry. Well, thank god they cant vote, said mike pence [ laughter ] what . They can since when . [ laughter ] according to politico, President Trumps sudden announcement that he would pull american troops out of syria caught National Security officials offguard, with one saying, quote, potus went rogue. Im sorry, he went rogue [ laughter ] hes always been ro