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Transcripts For COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 20150116

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show. Im jon stewart. My guest tonight, Sienna Miller. But first i want to show you guys something boom laughter i dont know if you know this cheers and applause you may not realize this, i collect wrists laughter im a wristologist laughter i have been doing this show, now, 93 years. Never met a dude wearing bunch of watches who says to me, i just asked you because im a horologist. Come visit us tickets are free. laughter lets get into the program. There are certain things that are forever. Diamonds. Batman. And, at this point, the debate over the keystone xl pipeline. For six years, the debate over the keystone xl pipeline has dominated beltway politics. If its ever built, it will carry tar extracted from Alberta Canada some 1,700 miles to nebraska, but it h ....

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Transcripts For COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 20150117

If its ever built, it will carry tar extracted from Alberta Canada some 1,700 miles to nebraska, but it has been stalled for six years at the Canadian Border awaiting the president s approval. Jon oh poor lonely pipeline i dont know why this doesnt go around america this way and just sneak in from the mexican side. Apparently, we dont even control that area laughter this is a contention issue. I imagine the new congress will want to put the issue on ice and start small with other less divisive legislation. First item up in the new senate will be the keystone xl pipeline. I can confirm for you that if this bill passes this congress the president wouldnt sign it. Jon gonna be a fun two years laughter well, first thing were gonna do is poke you in the chest well, i can assure you the president will break his bleep fingers. laughter here we go. Impasse. Keystone pipeline, lastin ....

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Transcripts For COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 20150116

Im a wristologist laughter i have been doing this show, now, 93 years. Never met a dude wearing bunch of watches who says to me, i just asked you because im a horologist. Come visit us tickets are free. laughter lets get into the program. There are certain things that are forever. Diamonds. Batman. And, at this point, the debate over the keystone xl pipeline. For six years, the debate over the keystone xl pipeline has dominated beltway politics. If its ever built, it will carry tar extracted from Alberta Canada some 1,700 miles to nebraska, but it has been stalled for six years at the Canadian Border awaiting the president s approval. Jon oh poor lonely pipeline i dont know why this doesnt go around america this way and just sneak in from the mexican side. Apparently, we dont even control that area laughter this is a contention issue. I imagine the new congress will want to ....

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Transcripts For COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 20150116

Comedy central jon welcome to the daily show. Im jon stewart. My guest tonight, Sienna Miller. But first i want to show you guys something boom laughter i dont know if you know this cheers and applause you may not realize this, i collect wrists laughter im a wristologist laughter i have been doing this show, now, 93 years. Never met a dude wearing bunch of watches who says to me, i just asked you because im a horologist. Come visit us tickets are free. laughter lets get into the program. There are certain things that are forever. Diamonds. Batman. And, at this point, the debate over the keystone xl pipeline. For six years, the debate over the keystone xl pipeline has dominated beltway politics. If its ever built, it will carry tar extracted from Alberta Canada some 1,700 miles to nebraska, but it has been stalled for six years at the
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