If its ever built, it will carry tar extracted from Alberta Canada some 1,700 miles to nebraska, but it has been stalled for six years at the Canadian Border awaiting the president s approval. Jon oh poor lonely pipeline i dont know why this doesnt go around america this way and just sneak in from the mexican side. Apparently, we dont even control that area laughter this is a contention issue. I imagine the new congress will want to put the issue on ice and start small with other less divisive legislation. First item up in the new senate will be the keystone xl pipeline. I can confirm for you that if this bill passes this congress the president wouldnt sign it. Jon gonna be a fun two years laughter well, first thing were gonna do is poke you in the chest well, i can assure you the president will break his bleep fingers. laughter here we go. Impasse. Keystone pipeline, lasting over half a decade for something to get this contentious to last this long, it has to be special. I assume the first of its kind. Canada already has at least four major pipelines from alberta, delivering crude to u. S. Markets. That, of course, does not include a slew of secondary pipelines that cross the border into states like montana, wyoming and colorado. laughter jon i never realized america looked so much like my aunts legs. laughter it isnt that old of a leg, is it . That looks more like a tattoo than varicose veins. laughter so the fact keystone is a pipeline cant be why this issue is so contentious. laughter applause jon before i talk to the horologist someone in the audience a cross between sean penn and Bradley Cooper slapped my face because of something i didnt realize because id only been here 17 years and i did it just now and they respond bid laughing at me. cheers and applause heres my problem i dont actually watch the show, so i dont know. So the fact that keystone is a pipe cant be the issue. I know, its because keystone would be the first to transport canadian tar sands, the filthiest of the oils jon the recent one called the Alberta Clipper that takes a huge volume of Oil Sands Oil down to chicago refineries. Jon setting aside that you named a pipeline after something that ruins things why does this become a Battle Ground . Its going to be a political issue in 2011. Environmentalists adopted keystone. Theyve don a lot of work to elevate it as a symbol. We will not let you buildthispipeline you know, you dont have to go with the first chant you think of. stilted chant we do not support the keystone xl pipeline. laughter because it is very bad for the en vi. Ron. Ment deep breath laughter and it will not create the jobs that backers claim it will. laughter so some environmental activists got involved. What can they do . Turns out, quite a bit. Before their involvement a tar sand pipeline project like the Alberta Clipper sailed through congress and the state Department LikeAlberta Clippers with no congressional debate, but now that environmentalists called attention to it, both sides must dig in with their most persuasive rhetoric. First the right. When we talk about building the infrastructure that we need, think about how important that is for the security of our country. Energy independence provides economy security from the threat of terrorism by organizations that pose imminent threats to our nation like isil. Jon if we dont build this pipeline, the terrorists win. laughter jon but if we do democrats. I think xl stands for extra lethal. Black clouds have contaminated our children. Jon our children look at our children this is what pipelines have done to them theyre so contaminated we should seal them up in a drum and bury them under nevada start on some new kids. Adding the keystone would be like farting inside a manure factory. But if you can tap into our reserves, you can take a fight that should have last just one day and miraculously make it last eight teen hundred bints over 2300 days since transcanada filed its permit application. Almost as much time as it took us to build the transcontinental railroad. Longer than it took lewis and clark to explore the louisiana purchase. Long than it took for the United States to win world war ii longer than the amount of time during his presidency that William Howard taft was stuck in a bathtub laughter they couldnt get him out so, after a while, they just drew leg holes in it and let him walk around like that this is what victory sometimes looks like in a democratic system. Maybe you cant stop our countrys thirst for the anal of oils, but at least now well be encouraged to bring that oil in some safer way. Whether or not the northern leg of the Keystone Pipeline gets approval from washington, the industry says oil will get where it needs to go. Oil companies have turned to trains barges and trucks to feet their goods to market often with tragic consequences. Most experts say transporting oil by pipeline is far safer than by rail or barge. Jon trains and barges well be right back. Damn you cheers and applause [richard] shhhh. Do you hear that . Its your money. Saaaaaaaarah. Its refund season and nobody gets more of your money back than blockguaranteed. Get your billions back america. Miller invented lite beer, and that changed everything. Great taste deserved great packaging, which led to new packaging improved packaging and ultimately, too many improvements. Which led us back to our original look. Miller lite we invented lite beer, youre welcome. With tmobile and iphone 6 you can make wifi calls beyond the reach of cellular networks. Hey brandon whats up . 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This law is about politicians and abortion politics. Whoa who said anything about a bobos. We dont call it a bobos down here. Then she told me who the law really defends. The bill defends our state funds for lawyers to represent fetuses. Excuse me. A judge appoints an attorney for the fetus. But in the state of alabama, a teen needs parental consent to get an abortion. If she cant get that consent, she can go to the court. Now, with this new law the court can appoint an attorney for the fetus and actually put the teen on trial. Oh so mcphillips is fighting for the rights of the not yet born you get a call from a fetus that needs legal representation, what happens . I cannot get a call from the fetus for anything much less legal representation. So how do you maintain confidentiality. If you have an unborn child in somebody elses womb i cant communicate with them directly. You have a crazyass job sir. I dont know whats in the recommend eerlium of pockets but i have a lot of questions. How do you know if the fetus is innocent. I think its a safe assumption that most if not all fetuses are incept. What about a fetus that eats his own twin in utero. That would never happen. A fetus can eat its own twin in utero. If thats not evil youre being ash surd. Maybe i was. After all, alabamas legal system clearly has the interest of the minor at heart. Just listen. The fetus attorney can call in witnesses like the boyfriend, the boyfriends mother, the employer, the basketball coach, her pastor. Anyone they want to testify against her. And then in the end if the teen is allowed to access an abortion the fetus lawyer can appeal and run up the clock and if theyve do that, weve got a parent. Oh, bleep , thats how babies are made in alabama. And mcphillips is sure that these Court Proceedings are carried out with the utmost sensitivity. I speak for the unborn childs mother. I may show her figurines even of how far along her baby would look like. Oh what is that . This is a human life. Oh thank goodness. This is what the unborn child looks like at 12 weeks. Cute. Im glad you think its cute. Also think an ail yeb is cute. Safe to say alabama is dmoitd protecting the unborn no near matter what the cost. The state of alabama is broke. We dont have a statewide public defender system and to take money away from that, away from the needs of people trying to navigate that system to represent fetuses is insulting. Its particularly insulting to women. So there are people out there who really need help. There are a lot of people in alabama that need a good attorney that cant afford one. Hmm. I know somebody who can help. This is a fetus 220 months gestation, life is cut short because he doesnt have access to a fair trial. No grown man is a fetus. He has a heart beat he can feel pain well, hes not a fetus. There you have it. If you cant afford an attorney, alabama has got your pack until the day youre born. Introducing the pub diet from applebees. 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Jon welcome back to the program, Sienna Miller cheers and applause Sienna Miller is here cheers and applause this is a little bit of an oscar nominated film. Very nice. Thank you. Jon wait a minute. Your acting is completely different than here. Its called acting jon acting i love it yes jon how well do you know Bradley Cooper . Really, really well. Jon youve known him a long time . I was with him a long time and did another movie set after. Ive worked with bradley for a long time. Jon so if Bradley Cooper was here, would you spot him . Yeah, in a heart beat. Jon how about a guy who doesnt really look lining like him . Where are you, dude . Can we get his face on there . Yeah. laughter jon all right, sit down. Its like a sean penn. Jon yes Bradley Cooper and sean penn bleep . Sean cooper. Jon i thought more of a sean cooper. Youre right. Jon you dont need this anymore. Okay. Jon the audience is fired Bradley Cooper is here to watch i dont think hes sitting in the third row. Hes on broadway. Jon he is going to broadway. Hes on it now. Jon youre going to broadway. Im going to broadway on february 17th. Jon youre working so hard but heres whats particularly difficult about this movie. So the gentleman in the film its about has passed away tragically. Yes. Jon but his wife is alive. Yes. Jon and now youre making a film about her husband. And how do you navigate that . Because theres going to be the want to lionize a person, but you want to make it more humenan the story. How do you do that . In terms of me playing her . Jon yes. I try to be truthful to the moment. Of course, its a film and ultimately about bradley who is amazing. Jon i thought you were. Oh well. Jon yeah. Hes incredible. Basically, i could talk to her. She was on hand to help me through it. Jon right. And a few things become an amalgamation of what was once several events. Jon was it cathartic for her . Did she think, im getting out of here . I cant watch . She didnt come on set. Shes very much, i have a nasty storm. Chris is being sued thats going on, then the trial of the murder is happening in february. Theres all this plus a movie. Jon is she on the hook for that . You wrote a book about Jesse Ventura . He apparently is suing. An ongoing nightmare. But her film is amazing, her husband. They were very close and to have this celebration of her husbands life is a beautiful thing. Jon she deserves peace if anybody does. Hopefully by this Time Next Year all this is behind her and shes moving forward. You have the broadway thing coming up. What are you doing next with Bradley Cooper . The next is with adam jones. Its a very surreal profession. Makes you a little kooky. Jon is it weird to do a movie and not know the name . Yes. Its the untitled john wells project at the moment. I think it will be called adam eventually. Jon i did a movie. Which i havent seen. Jon youre not alone. laughter but it was originally called transformers 4. Really . Jon yeah. 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