salem chortles stop can we please have a little peace and quiet . Shes right. slurping salem lets get her so you guys really need some time apart . Yes. After five centuries of living together we havent bickered this much since we picked sides in the civil war. Why are you two going to the same spa . They had a twoforone special. We have separate rooms. Were not going to see each other. You packed my toothbrush . phone ringing bueno. Oh, hi. Its cousin marigold. She wants to talk to one of you. No. You talk to her. No. You talk to her. Somebody talk to her. Fine. Uhhuh. Oh, darn. Wed love to babysit amanda but were going away. God bless the spa. Sabrina . No, thats a bad idea. Sabrina doesnt need 100. Hey could you hold a minute . Its not worth it, honey. I wouldnt take that brat for less than a grand. I can handle a nineyearold. Sabrina, amandas a full witch. Youre halfmortal. Just a minute. Yeah, ill watch amanda. Great. I cant wait. Okay, thanks. Amanda says well be having fun befor
Look whats happened. Were not good parents together. This is all my fault. Nonsense. Youre just one of a multitude of things we disagree on. Ive already picked out a lovely townhouse. I loathe townhouses. See . We even disagree on that. Youll come and stay with me this weekend. Well, see you, zeldy. Bye, hildy. I cant believe this happened. I cant believe you tricked me into letting you go to that party. Why dont we just blame it all on her and call it a night . halfhearted giggle welcome to chez hilda. It didnt look like this when i moved in. I did a little remodeling with magic. You are aware this looks exactly like aunt zeldas place . Its the exact opposite. Plus, i added a doily. I hate it. Ill show you your room. And it smells like sweat and spit. Thats you. Oh. Oh, hi. Hey. What are you doing here . Just checking out your new digs. Cant quiz you if i cant find you. Mind if i use your shower . Go ahead. Just dont use my razor again. Hurry up and unpack. Ill take you to school and
Need a hand . No, thanks. Do you mind . Check this out timespace continuum excursions. Three days, two nights and you come back younger. Oh, lets try something really different. The third ring of saturn. Ck. Lets go see the Worlds Largest ball of twine. Twine . One question why . Please let the answer be that you have a fever. Ttttwine . Is that the brochure . And, if so, can i keep it in my basket . Come on, hilda. We always go to the other realm, but we never get to see any real americana. At least tell me its somewhere exotic. Its in kansas. Oh, the paris of the midwest. A substantial ball of twine . Why . Just asking. Oh, great. Its the green hornet. So, hows the report coming . I believe it will garner a fine grade. Still havent started yet. Nope. Tough, now you have to sign up for Community Service in the other realm. But i didnt do anything wrong Community Service isnt just something professional athletes do to avoid jail. Giving to the community makes you feel good about yourse
We did that to harvey and dashiell. We couldnt wait to give you the news. They think theyre in line at the bank. Sabrina spellman, please join us tomorrow for a ceremony honoring you for receiving your witches license. all yelling this is great, and when i feel great i get suspicious. Whats the catch . No catch. Once you get your witches license, youll automatically have all the power and knowledge in the universe inside of you. And thanks to modern medicine, it no longer requires invasive surgery. So ill be able to decide between harvey and dash . Yeah. What are we waiting for . Lets go celebrate you two remind me of my first wife on our honeymoon. clears throat good night, everybody, drive carefully. Mr. Kraft okay. Attention, everyone. As you all know, this year westbridge high ranked number one in the county on the school board exams. And, so, to celebrate what i can only assume to be flagrant cheating on the part of the entire student body, principal larue is giving you a dance th
blowing fanfare i have a. fanfare continues . Break through this rotten piece of wood . As long as were going to be interrupted the music might as well be good. . So i fought again . . So i fought again . . So ill break through this rotten piece of wood again. . Two witches walk into a bar. Equivalency reunion. They hold it every year at costco. Oh, im going to be late for my symposium in the other realm. Ive proved yet another unsolvable theorem. Yes, well, before you go i must tell you, ive discovered a very curious fact. Youre your own grandpa . I found out that zelda is the rincess of Massapequa Park the country that borders my country, massapequa. Aunt zeldas a princess . Not prr just rrr. Ly tiny countries cant afford a whole princess. Okay, but nonetheless, aunt zelda theres a whole country for you to run and me to inherit. Back off, napoleon. Zelda promised me my own sovereign state for my birthday. Or was it a chew toy . We witches live so long that we constantly accumulate us