[ music ] okay, if you just joined us all right. My first guest. My first guest, of course, you all know. Hes a super talent, very. Sold over 50,000 records. Uh, has one out titled, simply, manilow. And as you probably know, he makes his acting debut in a tv film called copacabana, which is based of course on his 1978 hit single. Thats a movie featuring his music, which airs on, as i say another network, on december the third. Would you welcome please, [ cheering ] [ music ] there is somebody in this world somebody she was put on earth for me see im no exception i need real affection whats life worth living for if not to give it all ooh so im reaching out im in search of love ooh that im dreaming of i cant keep up no im reaching out im in search of love been on my own for long enough well im going crazy only you can save me from the tears and loneliness girl i must confess that day or nighttime there is no right time for a heart to be alone i just cant go on ooh so im reaching out im i
Its me in a nutshell. Oh, no. I knew this day would come. Zelda. Theres no music. Westbridge high just hired me to be their new substitute chemistry teacher. But teachings so frustrating for you. Didnt you once storm out in the middle of a class and never come back . Yes. But that was only because they kept asking questions. And anyway, that was a long time ago. Gosh, i wonder what happened to them. Do you think professor spellman forgot about us . Lets give it another five minutes. Sabrina morning. Good morning, sabrina. Guess whos going to be your new substitute teacher . Me great. Fitting in is hard enough look, itll only be for a couple of weeks. Mr. Melena might get out of i. C. U. Today. Do you think sea monkeys make good pets . If you like low maintenance. How long would it take to hop across the world on your tongue . Oh, i dont know about six or seven. Oh, yeah. This is a much better use of your time than studying for your elements test. For you. An invitation . To what . You
Look whats happened. Were not good parents together. This is all my fault. Nonsense. Youre just one of a multitude of things we disagree on. Ive already picked out a lovely townhouse. I loathe townhouses. See . We even disagree on that. Youll come and stay with me this weekend. Well, see you, zeldy. Bye, hildy. I cant believe this happened. I cant believe you tricked me into letting you go to that party. Why dont we just blame it all on her and call it a night . halfhearted giggle welcome to chez hilda. It didnt look like this when i moved in. I did a little remodeling with magic. You are aware this looks exactly like aunt zeldas place . Its the exact opposite. Plus, i added a doily. I hate it. Ill show you your room. And it smells like sweat and spit. Thats you. Oh. Oh, hi. Hey. What are you doing here . Just checking out your new digs. Cant quiz you if i cant find you. Mind if i use your shower . Go ahead. Just dont use my razor again. Hurry up and unpack. Ill take you to school and
Were they flipflops . Because then im with her. Sabrina, please, dont make me face my mother as a cat. Shell hate me. Use your magic. Send me somewhere. Anywhere. Im begging you. Okay. Shell never see me here. Watch the show, then call me in the morning. Oh, theres salem. Maybe he wont see us. Please . Salem, we are not sending you to palm beach. Okay, tucson, chattanooga, moosejaw, anywhere. Shes your mother. Shell find you. We should visit our mother. I just dont feel like taking a long trip right now. Hilda, itll take 1 50 of a second. Aunt zelda, aunt hilda. I didnt expect to find you standing right here. Thats the problem when a linen closet is your portal to the other realm. Now and then you need towels. Hi, dashiell. How was the date . Whatd you do . Whered you go . Anyone get kissed . Well leave you two alone. Were her legal guardians. Were morally obligated to snoop. I hope you had fun tonight. I know you never timetraveled before. I loved it. Sliding from canada to mexico on
We did that to harvey and dashiell. We couldnt wait to give you the news. They think theyre in line at the bank. Sabrina spellman, please join us tomorrow for a ceremony honoring you for receiving your witches license. all yelling this is great, and when i feel great i get suspicious. Whats the catch . No catch. Once you get your witches license, youll automatically have all the power and knowledge in the universe inside of you. And thanks to modern medicine, it no longer requires invasive surgery. So ill be able to decide between harvey and dash . Yeah. What are we waiting for . Lets go celebrate you two remind me of my first wife on our honeymoon. clears throat good night, everybody, drive carefully. Mr. Kraft okay. Attention, everyone. As you all know, this year westbridge high ranked number one in the county on the school board exams. And, so, to celebrate what i can only assume to be flagrant cheating on the part of the entire student body, principal larue is giving you a dance th