Members no i was here the whole time. I was doing shows. Larry how long you have been a crip jon . laughter jon 17 years. Larry yup that must take up a lot of your time swrz im actually in the reserves, so its one weekend a month. laughter larry and youre leaving the show to go fulltime gangbanger. Jon larry will por wilmore, everybody larry wilmore. Thats our show. No thats our show here it is your moment of zen. Beards are big insize and popularity. And now were finding out some are also as dirty as a toilet. Ioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org larry tonightly, ben carson announces hes running for president. I havent heard anything that shaky since jamie foxx tried to sing the national anthem. laughter rand paul says hes glad his campaign didnt stop in baltimore. Ive got a good idea of where else his campaign wont be stopping. laughter and finally. Bill nye the science guy is here. Well probe the science of a grown man still tr
Larry thank you very much thank you thank you. Thank you audience chanting larry larry oh, thats good very nice larry. Very good, very good welcome to the the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. We have a Great Program tonight. Bill nye the science guy the joining us on panel, so that should be a lot of fun. I have a lot of science questions for him. But first, its time for an election update. Roll that beautiful intro yeah, its the unblackening whos going to try to unblacken us now . Im ben carson, and im a candidate for president of the united states. cheers and applause audience booing larry were going to reblack . Is his whole Campaign Based on once you go black you dont go back . All right. Actually, its Perfect Timing for dr. Ben carson to jump in. Black guy, spent the last three decades working in baltimore. Hes definitely going to capitalize on all of that to score some points in the community. Youre obviously in florida right now talking to me. Larry florida . Is there a baltimore
Whos going to try to unblacken us now . Im ben carson, and im a candidate for president of the united states. cheers and applause audience booing larry were going to reblack . Is his whole Campaign Based on once you go black you dont go back . All right. Actually, its Perfect Timing for dr. Ben carson to jump in. Black guy, spent the last three decades working in baltimore. Hes definitely going to capitalize on all of that to score some points in the community. Youre obviously in florida right now talking to me. Larry florida . Is there a baltimore, florida . Oh, i get it maybe hes in florida to clear his head so he can work on his baltimore strategy. Nice. Good play, doctor. Why arent you there . Because im here. I can only be in one place at one time. Larry you dont have to be so snippy about it, doc. Its a good question you are a black dude from baltimore running for president. Do you have any plans to go . Ive weighed in on this in multiple situations, so im not going to break comm
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