Its wednesday january 8, 2020. Heres todays eye opener your world in 20 seconds. I will say this, if iran does anything that they shouldnt be doing, theyre going to be suffering the consequences and very strongly. Iran fires Ballistic Missiles alt American Forces. No known casualties at this time. President trump tweeting all is well at this time. We can say okay you hit me, i hit you, lets step back from the brink. The boeing 737 crashed outside the airport of irans capital city. There were no survivors. Mitch mcconnell said he secured enough votes to push through rules of the impeachment trial. The husband of missing connecticut mom Jennifer Dulos has been charged with murder. His girlfriend has also been charged. Puerto ricos governor declared a state of emergency after a series of earthquakes killed at least one person. The suns game, they had a puppy race. Look at that. Oh, man. And all that matters. Facebook now banning what they call deep fake videos. These videos can make it ap
But the schools right down the street. If we run out the door right now, we can catch it case open . Closed. Okay, well wow. Since were not doing any police work, i just wanted to mention its teds Retirement Party tonight, and somebody ate all the buffalo wings out of the fridge. Case closed. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, checks and unbalanced. Plus, stephen welcomes Bryan Cranston. Rupaul charles. And musical guest bonnie raitt. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hello i love it. I love it. Thanks, everybody. Please, have a seat, up here, down there. Thank you, one and all. What a lovely, lovely greeting. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. You know, folks, i love new york, because it is not washington, d. C. Its bad down there. Its bad, its like the battle of winterfell down there. This morning, donald trump asserted
this city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportion. what do you mean biblical? what he means is old testament, mr. mayor. real wrath of god type stuff. fire and brimstone coming down from the seas. rivers and seas. rivers and earthquakes volcanos. dead rising from the grave. dogs and cats living together. mass hysteria. jesse: what s going on here? i haven t seen that much smoke since the homeless guy burnt down our christmas tree. this morning the sun looked like a fireball and last night the moon looked bloody. all of a sudden the democrats are putting their masks back on. yep, they still kept their masks. serve saying stay inside. but i didn t listen. why? because i love you. i came into the city for you don t. i braved the smoke so you could watch your favorite show. the air quality is hazardous, quote, unquote, worst than 9/11, i said i don t care. the show must go on. schools are being closed, planes are being grounded and pets are being told to s
Into your used cars. And when we do, i think the benefits will be obvious and far outweigh the high probability of someone being eat nen traffic. We are so close, about 130,000 short of our goal, which is why, for the sharks, i am willing to sleep with the president and keep quiet about it for a cash payout. And, mr. President , dont worry i will not be dressed as a shark. Ill be wearing this. laughter its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, trump does davos. Plus, stephen welcomes willem dafoe Rupaul Charles and roy wood jr. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen please, have a seat ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Hey, hey cheers and applause hows everybody doing . cheers and applause i gotta say, you guys you guys are looking good. Youre looking good out there, america. Ive got to ask have you lost weight . Like, m
Into your used cars. And when we do, i think the benefits will be obvious and far outweigh the high probability of someone being eat nen traffic. We are so close, about 130,000 short of our goal, which is why, for the sharks, i am willing to sleep with the president and keep quiet about it for a cash payout. And, mr. President , dont worry i will not be dressed as a shark. Ill be wearing this. laughter its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, trump does davos. Plus, stephen welcomes willem dafoe Rupaul Charles and roy wood jr. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen please, have a seat ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Hey, hey cheers and applause hows everybody doing . cheers and applause i gotta say, you guys you guys are looking good. Youre looking good out there, america. Ive got to ask have you lost weight . Like, m