But the schools right down the street. If we run out the door right now, we can catch it case open . Closed. Okay, well wow. Since were not doing any police work, i just wanted to mention its teds Retirement Party tonight, and somebody ate all the buffalo wings out of the fridge. Case closed. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, checks and unbalanced. Plus, stephen welcomes Bryan Cranston. Rupaul charles. And musical guest bonnie raitt. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hello i love it. I love it. Thanks, everybody. Please, have a seat, up here, down there. Thank you, one and all. What a lovely, lovely greeting. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. You know, folks, i love new york, because it is not washington, d. C. Its bad down there. Its bad, its like the battle of winterfell down there. This morning, donald trump asserted executive privilege over the Mueller Report. Executive privilege, of course, is actually trumps favorite privilege, right after white, male, and maralago handicapped bathroom. as trump i like some room to spread out in there, because god only knows whats about to happen. This cannon is loaded, and the barrel is not rifled. Trumps privilege claim covers not only the Mueller Report but the underlying evidence that House Democrats are seeking. as trump this report is a complete and total exoneration, and if anyone wants to read it, i will cut a bitch laughter no surprise im paraphrasing, obviously, paraphrasing. No surprise, democrats are not pleased, especially house judiciary chairman and man whose pudding was supposed to be here by now, jerry nadler. He wants to make himself a king, and congress cannot permit that. He wants to be a monarch. We rebelled against george iii for that. We are not going to take it now. Stephen technically, we rebelled against george iii because we didnt want to pay taxes, which makes donald trump the most patriotic american who aus ever liv as far as we know. cheers and applause as far as we know. Trump made the executive privilege claim to protect attorney general and man saying, mr. Bunny doesnt think theres obstruction, either, william barr. You see, barr has refused to obey a congressional subpoena for the Mueller Report and the underlying evidence, so today, the Judiciary Committee voted to hold barr in contempt of congress. Its just cheers and applause yes. Big news. Pretty big. Jon yeah stephen big turning point. Though, really, its just a formality, because as soon as you start working for trump, youre held in ctempt by just about everybody. But, i tell you what, tell the Prison Guards not to cavity search barr yet, because the Justice Department can decline to charge an official who defies a subpoena at the president s direction. Yes, the Justice Department can decline the same Justice Department that is run by bill barr. clears throat after careful consideration, im issuing a fourpage memorandum asserting that you can kiss my big billy barr butt. laughter now, trump wants congress to move on from the russia story, but that aint happening, because today, the Senate Intelligence committee subpoenaed donald trump jr. Over russia matters. cheers and applause uhhuh. And i think over russia matters, and i think what matters is that russia is not over. This is a really big deal, because unlike over in the house, the senate is run by republicans, which means this battle comes down to a Republican Committee chair pitted against the republican president s eldest son. Donald trump might have to choose between the Republican Party and his own family two things he was not a member of until 2016. laughter applause this is as trump i dont think so. I dont i dont really i dont want to get mixed up. This is a big deal for a lot of reasons, one of which is that this is the first congressional subpoena that we know about of one of president trumps children. Also, the first of president trumps children, that we know about. laughter applause well, well well have we will have more we will have more on this tomorrow, unless don jr. Takes a powder. Now, theres more juicy news, because the New York Times got trumps taxes from what is it . 85. Taxes from 1985 to 94. Its not exactly what you wanted. Its spending christmas stranded at the Tampa Airport not great but still christmas. Now the times dove into ten years worth of trumps tax return information, and the biggest takeaway is that, over those ten years, trump reported 1. 17 billion in losses. Thats 2 billion in todays money. That is more than the g. D. P. Of gambia or, as trump might put it as trump im a bleep hole country now cheers and applause he might he might say that. Didnt say he would. Keep in mind, 85 to 94 was trumps prime. Those were his salad days, minus the salad. Trump was everywhere back then, pushing his carefully crafted billionaire image. Just look at the articles lead photo. We finally found the central park dracula. as trump dracula i vant to suck. And i do. Everything we thought we knew cheers and applause thank you. Thank you. Its one of the characters, one of my characters. Everything we thought we knew about trump back then is a lie. Remember his cameo as the fancy rich guy in home alone 2 . Now we know when he recorded that, he was so broke, he had to borrow money from the pigeon lady. laughter trump fired back at the times this morning, tweeting, as trump Real Estate Developers in the 1980s and 1990s, more than 30 years ago, were entitled to massive write offs and depreciation which would, if one was actively building, show losses and tax losses in almost all cases. Much was nonmonetary. Sometimes considered tax shelter, dotdotdotdotdot dotdotdotdotdotdot, you would get it by building, or even buying. You always wanted to show losses for tax purposes. Almost all Real Estate Developers did and often renegotiate with banks. It was sport. Additionally, the very old information put out is a highly inaccurate fake news hit job so, his argument is, what he did was totally normal, and also, he didnt do it. laughter pick a lane, mr. President. as criminal look, officer, i could not have committed the murder. I was in my apartment all night. Plus, back then, everyone was murdering. It was sport. Trumps tax documents, they paint a picture of a man always living above his means. For instance, in 1987, the president spent 29 million on a 282foot yacht. Which he ultimately agreed to turn over to his lenders. as trump oh, really . Youre going to take away my boat . With what, a bigger boat . Really . Oh, id like to see that. That would be of course, its hard to put a positive spin on these revelations. Unless youre a fox friend. So, i think its interesting to read this article. Its interesting to see that he had a 29 million boat, or that he had this thats a big boat. Stephen thats the spin. Thats the spin big boat. as fox friend folks, this is a complicated story, so lets take out all the verbs. Big boat. Fire bad trump good cheers and applause big boat. Then they served the next course of the breakfast propaganda. If anything, you read this, and youre like wow its pretty impressive, all the things he has done in his life its beyond what most of us could ever achieve. Thats the way he lived. The reason why we all knew Donald Trumps name is for 30 years, thats what he did. He bought towers, hotels, golf courses. He did it in other countries. What do people not understand about, hes a little bit different than most people . Stephen yes, weve noticed hes a little different. If he were most people, hed either be in jail right now, or napping on the couch while his children quietly discuss the next steps. laughter applause of course of course, todays biggest story is also the littlest its the first appearance of the royal baby baby applause today, the duke and duchess followed the protocol by showing the baby to the world. Its a very important tradition. Have the mother washed and dressed. Present the child to the people. The people must see the boy child draw breath. Are the people gladdened in their hearts . Is the realm secure . Need they breed again . laughter up until today cheers and applause thats shakespeare, shakespeare. Its strange, right . Its kind of strange. I imagine thats what family talk is like in the royal family. But up until today, we didnt know much about the young heir. All we knew is that he was born monday, weighing just over seven pounds or, in american, about 9. laughter but, today, we finally got the name Archie Harrison mountbattenwindsor. Not archibald, archie. Obviously, theyre a huge fan of that sexy teen drama, windsordale. We also got to see Little Archie meet his greatgrandma. The royal couple officially introduced the baby to the queen. Present the child to her majesty. laughter the queen will smell the child. If she receives his essence, the child may thrive. You need not breed again. Now give the baby the formula. laughter the whole world was there to catch this historic moment, including cbs. Because theres so much International Interest in the baby, cbs was said to have had a cameraperson present, prompting some tuttutting in british circles. Usually, only a small nuer o british outlets are permitted at such events. 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Tomorrow night, were going to have the entire cast of veep, right here on the show. Julia louisdreyfus, tony hale, over there. And somebody will have to hose me down, i love that show so much. Im going to be a mess, a crying, slobbering, snotty mess. You have seen that show . Jon ive seen it, but i couldnt tell you much about it. Stephen you know what . Then ill do the interview. Jon thats a good idea. Stephen you sit this one out, and ill do the interview this time. Well switch off, tag team. Jon okay. Stephen okay. You know, i spend so much time in the monologue over there, carving up all the choicest cuts of news beef, sometimes i like to collect all the cattle sinews, dry them out in the sun, and use it to string the tennis racket of news that is my segment cheers and applause never fails everyone loves meanwhile. Meanwhile, uber drivers across the country went on strike this morning. Theyre demanding better pay, better working conditions, and passengers who are willing to say, oh, you play bass in a band . Tell me more laughter meanwhile, this week in norway, a whale watcher dropped their cell phone into the ocean. Then a beluga whale retrieved the cell phone for them thats amazing. Thats amazing. Now, all we need to keep our cell phones safe is a beluga whale in every toilet. laughter some believe some believe that this, this beluga whale right here some believe this whale is the same beluga found in norway last week with camera straps on it, which identified the whale as being trained by the russian government as a russian spy whale, which i reported on in my meanwhile subsegment meanwhale. laughter but clearly, its defected to our side now, which brings me to my updated meanwhile subsegment meanwhile mean whale wellmeaning whale. cheers and applause that was not easy. That was not easy to say. I really didnt think i would get through that. This isnt the only one. We also have this actual footage of a dolphin returning a womans iphone. So, either these were both Beautiful Moments of inter species cooperation, or theyre just telling us to please, stop throwing your crap into our home meanwhile cheers and applause beautiful. Meanwhile, in anticipation of overpopulation and food shortages, a scientist is suggesting maggot sausage as a meat alternative, because, he says, the biggest potential for sustainable protein production lies with insects and new plant sources. Way to breeze over the plant sources and go straight to the maggot sausage as scientist heres your dinner blowfly larva paste pushed into a tube. Whats that . I suppose you could have a salad, yes. What dressing would you like . We have a Balsamic Vinaigrette or maggot. laughter meanwhile, a wild raccoon has moved into a german zoo, and the zookeepers cant expel it. Oh, well all been there. First, your raccoon roommate asks if her boyfriend can stay for the weekend, then its a week, then suddenly, hes shirtless in the kitchen eating your garbage. laughter my name was right on it, scratchers. Zookeepers say the raccoon can expect free board and lodgings for life, because European Union rules forbid him from being released back into the wild. But hell have to be castrated. Audience oh stephen and i have a feeling theyre going to leave that part out of the disney movie. laughter meanwhile, this stray cat just went viral for crashing a Christian Dior fashion show in marrakech. Once again, setting an unrealistic body standard for the models. Now they have to be twice as leggy and weigh eight to ten pounds. But the highlight was when the cat walked over to a spectator to mark them as fashionista anna says expressing your anal glands is the look for spring well be right back with Bryan Cranston. Can you feel your heart race, while totally relaxed . 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Like me. band playing cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody ladies and gentlemen, my first guest is an emmy and Tony Award Winning actor who currently stars in the broadway show, network. Please welcome back to the late show sir Bryan Cranston applause hello, hello, hello as always, you have a great, great audience. Stephen they do. Theyre a wonderful audience, physically attractive, too. cheers and applause lovely, lovely to have you. Lovely to have you here, sir bryan. Good to be here, stephen. Sir bryan. Stephen dont you wish america had sirs or Something Like that . It would be nice, wouldnt it . Stephen you could be an actor, a good career, and they bump you up in your status a little bit. Thats right. Its like, there are some actors who do want to be called by their regal name now. Stephen right, sure. Sir ben kingsley, for instance. Stephen oh, yeah, sure. Oh, yeah, yeah. He enjoys that full title. Stephen i would enjoy it, too. I love high status. It would get you great reservations. Hi, could i get a reservation . Its ben im sorry, its sir ben. Oh, you dont have anything . Well, do you have anything for sir Stephen Colbert . Yes . Oh, i thought you would. Stephen now, thank you for being here. I know youre a busy man. Well, who isnt busy . Stephen you have already done a show today, havent you . I did one matinee today already, yes. Stephen and youre here between shows. Between shows. Stephen youre a professional, is what you are. applause and its not its not only that. You also youre also you also created a show called sneaky pete. Sneaky pete. Stephen which is coming into its third season on friday. On friday. Were very excited about that. Stephen where can you see sneaky pete . You can see it on the amazon, the shopping network. Stephen where do you find the time . Youre doing a broadway show, which is a fulltime job. It is. Its it really knocks you out. Stephen its an exhausting job to do. Where do you find the time to how involved are you in the season . Are you a watchmaker god where you just kind of let it go . I am very involved. Backstage i set up the bagels for the whole staff backstage. Stephen oh, good. You know, i just wasnt happy with what was out there. It was out t f sa, get rid of it. Lets get some new bagels in here with some schmears. Stephen last week you were nominated for a tony award for your performance in network as howard beale, the mad prophet of the airwaves. Congratulations for that. Thank you. Stephen youve been doing seven shows a week since last fall. How long have you been doing this now . Seven months. Stephen does it become easier over that period of time . Or is it hard to keep the performances fresh . We do five a week and it kind of knocks me out. It really tests you, doesnt it . You know whats interesting is you and i have a dilemma, but in the opposite way. For example, i tell the same story every night to a bnau. Whereas you have to tell a new story every night to the same audience. These are the same people that come in every single night. applause stephen i know that dude. I know that dude cheers yup. Stephen wow. Kind of interesting, right . Stephen yeah, it is. So you have to cull as many new stories as you can. Stephen exactly, yes. And i have to figure out how do i get excited we have done 180someodd performances to tell this story again to a brandnew audience . Stephen after youve done it for so long, i know youre a consummate professional youre a sir but does your mind ever wander . Do you ever mess up . Because i can do a retake if i need to, because were not live right now. Youre live. What do you do when something goes wrong . Because the whole damn show is on your shoulders. I know. But like when you do a little slipup and then you hold tape and you come back and you pick it up . That happened to me the other day. Stephen you cant but its theater, you cant hold tape. Yes it is, stephen, it is theater, it is, indeed. However, my my reality on stage is that were doing a television program. Stephen right. So i had a line that says, c. C. A. , the Communications Corporation of the world of america is going to buy the network that you know, blah, blah, blah. Instead i say, c. C. A. , the com the ka and all of a sudden, the Word Communications corp just wouldnt come out. I just stumbled on it. I tried again. I stumbled again. I tried it a third time. I stumbled. And i finally just looked over to the side of the stage where one of our actors is and i said, can we hold tape for a second . Just hold the tape. Im going to roll it back and redo it. And they signaled to the booth. And the booth is going, what are we supposed to do . Stephen hes rewriting the play. And then i just thought a second, stepped back, and said the c. C. A. , the Communications Corporation of america, bought d bodyhey ll me nobody went on, bapplauseo stephen when youre doing the i went and saw, i went and saw your performance, and its a brilliant performance, and i really i really enjoyed it. But one of the things that occurs to me is that the lights come up in the house like youre downstage, and you talk directly to the audience at times. We have some tape on that, i think, dont we . Stephen we do not have any tape. We do not have any tape. laughter when you go out there, when you look out at the audience, do you ever see people you recognize out there . Yes. Stephen does that ever throw you . For instance, i swear to god you and i made eye contact. Yes. Stephen did you see me . I saw you. applause stephen im excited i should say, i saw this. Stephen i had one eye open. I had one eye open, yeah. Oh stephen yes. I did see you. Stephen you did see me. Yeah, and, you know, you you i find it invigorating to spot people that you know. Because, you know, we were talking about what can motivate you to do that 180th show, over seven months or eight months. And its knowing people who i respect in the audience, and i go, okay, im going to just really give it give it a shot here, you know. Stephen i noticed after we made eye contact, you got a little better. laughter not much, not everyone would notice, but just a little bit better. Okay, now hes putting some effort in, exactly. Well, how much longer how much longer is your run . I have one more month of doing network. Stephen wow. Its been great. It will i did it over in london for five months. This will be seven and a half months. Stephen so a full damn year. A year. Stephen wow. A full year, yeah. Stephen well, because its live, you know, because its live theater, only so many people can go see it. I know. Stephen such a brilliant performance. Do you ever regret more people cant go see it . Its only a couple of hundred people at a time . Yeah, thats true. I mean, but thats part of the wonderful thing about theater is that its ephemeral. It dissipates. You either see it you either see the production or you didnt. And how many of you have actually seen me in network . applause oh, really . Theres, like stephen 20, maybe 20. 13, 14 people. Stephen right, exactly. There are about 400 people who have not seen you in network. I wish you could. I wish you could all see me. Would you like to see me . applause really . cheers and applause stephen hold on, hold on weve got are you serious . What are you saying . I would like to treat all of you to come see me in this play tonight. cheers and applause tonight all right make thene call. Far away . Akthe l and cancel dinner. Were going to give you some snack to eat, but youre all going to follow me over to my theater. Stephen at the end of this show. Tonight stephen hes perfectly serious. Yes im not kidding. Stephen thats fantastic ill go, can i go with you . Yes. You want to see it . 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Because you and i were both at i interviewed the first lady, michelle obama, over at the 02 arena in london, 15,000 people in england. Stephen in angleland. In angleterre . Stephen and guess who im hanging with backstage . Its me and rupaul and malala. cheers and applause getting glam. Viva glam. And and and adele. Shes not in this photo, but adele was there, too. Who were you most excited to hang out with . Miss obama thatsrue. I guess thats fair. Thats fair. That was fun. And now i know you as my friend from england. I know, we had a great time. british accent . Youre all right, mate. Youre all right, babes. Youre all right. Stephen are you okay . That was my takeaway from the whole england trip. Thats my thing, yeah. I say it to everyone. Everyone is sick of me saying it. Stephen im not. Now, the met gala was this week on monday. Marking the Exhibit Opening the exhibit camp notes on fashion. Rupaul. What is camp . What is camp . I will tell you, most people dont understand it, because camp you have to be able to see the facade of life im going to get philosophical up in here. Stephen do it. You have to be able to see the absurdity of life from outside of yourself. So the idea of drag is camp, because were saying, you know, im not this body. Im actually im actually god in drag playing humanity, right. So when you are in that place let the church say amen. Audience amen when you are in that place, then you can laugh at the absurdity. In tenth grade, i learned, my teacher mr. Pannell said, rupaul, dont take life too seriously. And that is what camp is about. Its about seeing the absurdity of this crazy life. Have you read the papers lately stephen well, let me show you cheers and applause its camp stephen let me show you some really some really lovely outfits. And you tell me whether these things are camp, because theres been a fair amount of critiques, of even these beautiful outfits im about to show you, about whether they actually are camp. Here is celine dion. It is beautiful. Its borderline camp, and ill tell you why. First of all, its beautiful, one of my favorites for the whole evening. Stephen it looks like cher, bob mackie, kind of. You know what, when i saw heri saw i met her in that moment, i swear to god, bob mackie walked by at that very moment. And i said, bob, is this your dress . He said, no, it is not my dress. But it is borderline camp. Its campy because stephen why is it borderline . Because celine dion is wacky crazy. And i love her, and shes campy because she gets the joke. Shes in on the joke. Thats the answer, right there. Did i have it . I do. Stephen how about this gentleman right here . Oh, that is pure camp, baby. That is cheers and applause thats cahmp. Thats cahmp. Stephen what went into this outfit . Is that sequins . Its sequins. Its zebra. Zaldy, whos done my outfits for the past 25 years, did this outfit i didnt want to go in drag because i thought i thought it was going to be a sea of drag queens. I really did. And so i thought all the guys were going to be dressed up like divine divine from the john waters films not one person was dressed up as divine. Stephen wow. I dont people dont really understand camp. Its abstract to most people. Stephen now, whats this on your shoulder here . That looks like a is that a sequin right here . Its a sequinned zebra. Stephen really . Yes stephen i was going to say it was a flipflop. Oh, i see, yeah, sure it is a zebra. Its a zebra. It was fun. We had a good time. Actually, i d. J. d at the end of the evening. Stephen oh, nice. Im a very good d. J. Stephen you said that you said that drag has always been a political statement. How how has what you do changed in this particular political environment . Well, what we do in drag is more important today than ever before. Can i get an amen up in here . cheers and applause it is. Stephen why . Well, well, because, you know, the job of the drag queen, the shaman, the court jester, is to help people understand that life is not to be taken seriously. Love is serious. Kindness is serious. But all this other meshugas is not serious. Stephen the way youre supposed to do things the way youre supposed to do things. Stephen proprieties. Exactly. But being mean is not nice, and its not cool. Its not clever. You all right, babes . And so, drag reminds people to not take themselves or life too seriously. Stephen well, this is a heres politics and drag. This is Kirsten Gillibrand backstage at a drag club in iowa. Yay stephen can you imagine, even ten years ago, this being a photograph a politician would want to have out there . No, i cant imagine that happening. This is this is really good. Im going to say this. You know, gay people pay taxes. Drag queens pay taxes. I want a politician who is going to come to my drag club, if im paying their salary, you know . cheers and applause stephen sure, sure. Well, ru, always good to see you. You all right, babes, you all right, babes. Stephen rupauls drag race airs thursday nights on vh1. Rupaul charles, everybody well be right back. With advil, youll ask. What sore muscles . What pounding head . Advil is. Relief thats fast. Strength that lasts. Youll ask. What pain . With advil. Ooohhhh the game can be rough on skin. Rehydrate and strengthen your skin. To bounce back. And rebound strong. New dove men plus care sport care. Rehydrates and strengthens skin. Who used expedia to book the Vacation Rental that led to the ride which took them to the place where they discovered that sometimes a little down time can lift you right up. Flights, hotels, cars, activities, Vacation Rentals. Expedia. Everything you need to go. Expedia. Wireless Network Claims are americas most reliable network. 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Stephen and now, with a special performance of angel from montgomery, ladies and gentlemen, bonnie raitt cheers and applause i am an old woman named after my mother my old man is another child thats grown old if dreams were thunder and lightning was desire this old house would have burnt down a long time ago make me an angel that flies from montgomry make me a poster of an old rodeo just give me one thing that i can hold on to to believe in this living is just a hard way to go well, when i was a young girl i had me a cowboy he werent much to look at just a freerambling man but that was a long time and no matter how i try the years they roll by like a broken down dam make me an angel that flies from montgomry make me a poster of an old rodeo just give me one thing that i can hold on to to believe in this living is just a hard way to go theres flies in the kitchen i can hear em there buzzing and i aint done nothing since i woke up today how the hell can a person go to work in the morning and come home in the evening and have nothing to say make me an angel that flies from montgomry make me a poster of an old rodeo just give me one thing that i can hold on to to believe in this living is just a hard way to go cheers and applause Stephen Bonnie raitt, everybody well be right back. Stephen now stick around for james corden. Lets go see network. Lets go come on stephen all right. Wow stephen its fantastic. What . Are they following us . Stephen theyre right behind us. See you over there, everybody wow. Stephen so we dont have snacks . They have a little box lunch. Stephen oh, that will be nice. Fantastic. Look at this this is crazy i love it i love it. Stephen i love new york hello hello captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org hey late late late, late show reggie ladies and gentlemen, all the way from the place that you desihe