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city cab the truth is i m lucky to be alive because of the driving and this town is psychotic. new york is the only city in th world where you signal after you ve made it to the next lane. anywhere else in america if you want to go left to put on your blinker like you re going left. if you do that here they block you. instead you have to go left in then you put on your blinker like hot hot. i made it. the other thing you need to kno about me as i grew up in an era where late-night comedy was something the whole country could share. that s what life was in the 1980 s. every regular person could shar late-night and every celebrity could share madonna. if you did not laugh at that is because it burns when your peep. stick with me. tonight when i will try to do i unite the country with some basic truths i think which i ll be able to agree on. i do not let you allow that but you need to remember these are just jokes. if you don t like something i say get on at the ganglion h ....
i have one seat in first class and one in coach. oh. well, i ll take the first class. class has always played a role in the history of sitcoms. bon voyage, ladies. class is fascinating to us as a culture. i never check my bags. i can t stand that wait baggage area. it s good laugh at it, to get it all out on the table. you re going to have to go back to your seat. you know, our goal should be a society without classes. if we didn t laugh about social class in the united states beer we would engage in class warfare. do you realize the people up here are getting cookies? that is not a show about nothing. . oh, come inside. so to the the left we have the bar. to the right we have the bathroom. the bathroom s upstairs, downstairs, many, many bathrooms. i still believe that all the things going on in our current society in america, you can come from anywhere and end up anyplace you want. [ doorbell] revenue. life is crazy. i hope these doors open ....
where d you get those? a machine, you want one? no. you come home, turn on that television. take one. i don t want one. no, they re good. i don t want it. what do you want? you want comedy. take one. no, kramer, stop it! and boom, there you go. a situation comedy. there s 23 minutes of magic. it s so tasty, too! you fell in love with these characters. what you talking about, willis? we need to laugh at ourselves. you hide my clothes, i m wearing everything you own. laughter opens you up. okay, ready? no! no! things that we might be afraid to talk about. some people that were supposed to protect us didn t do the right thing. like racism. so the cops are the bad guys? yes. no. class wars. and gender diversity. hi, girls. you can reach in and really touch people s hearts. i hate you. are you as turned on as i am? more! whether it s a family living under the same roof dynomight! now that s the kind of t ....
up for this mexican. . . pivot. pivot. shut up. shut up. i feel like we get to know these sitcom crashes, they re your friends. i don t think it s going to pivot anymore. you think. they were purely selfish, and purely immature. are you still master of your domain. i m queen of the castle. you hope you ll have those kinds of relationships in your life. tonight is about celebrating enduring bond as families, nay, family. good to see you too, girl, where are going? carnival. your friends sometimes is more family than the people you re related to. something is bothering you. never been happier. trying to make you a way in the world having a safe harbor where everybody knows your name. i m out. what? i m out of the contest. ugly naked guy having thanksgiving dinner with ugly naked gall. friend or seinfeld you want me to choose. i can t answer that. challenge accepted. a contest? seinfeld will win. seinfeld was smart. seinfeld was ....
good morning, everyone. welcome to c cnn this morning. i m amara walker. and i m boris sanchez. president biden ordering the military to shoot down an unidentified object off the coast of alaska. what pentagon officials are saying about it and the key differences between this object and that chinese balloon that was shot down last week. and also a moment of hope amid the devastating earthquake in turkey and syria, more than 24,000 people killed, but amid the loss after days trapped under the rubble, a teenager found alive. we ll have the incredible story along with the footage. and plus governor desantis is getting new power over one of the state s most iconic theme park systems. the potential impacts of the latest twist in his feud with disney. and the situation is terrible, i can barely breathe. but you re still staying. i don t have a choice. plus months after hurricane ian slammed into the state, some in the storm s path are still living in tents. the ....