That means for you, i m stanley from the office, also known as roy wood jr. In the news this week new yorkers react to mayor eric adams, federal bribery and conspiracy indictment his postelection plans. I m going to go to a mcdonald s and i m going to work the french fry job for for about a half an hour was doing the walkman, our team captains, me and michael lee and black every season award winning comedian who wrote a book called how to make white people laugh. So she s got most of the cnn audience covered it s the game farsakh and joining michel he created, she ll times political documentary series, the circus and was an adviser for george w bush. So you know, he s got a thing for clowns. It s mark mckinnon the biggest stories this week, amara, and again, i m going to show you you a clip package referencing a major news story from this past week and youtube have to tell me what s the story here we go. All right, it takes place in pittsburgh, pennsylvania and radical was buying somet
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And now the hbo original series real time with bill maher you doing everybody. How are you doing thank you i appreciate it. Thank you very much all right. Sit down. We have some. This show, i mean unbelievable. The amount of news we have to cover it s a good thing we ve stopped clapping so let s not bury the lead. The big story this week they tried to shoot trump again. Let s not not funny. This okay i m being serious now. This is the second time this happened. I said this before. There can be no fuzz on this. This is not funny okay? it s not okay. It s not okay to wish it happened problem well, i mean, look, this happens too frequently. I m sorry this happened on the golf course. A guy was laying in wait, and it happens, too much. In fact, besides the shooter, there were two other shooters beside him waiting to play through this has got to stop to come out with a statement. This is no time to talk about gun control. They said guns do not kill people pagers kill people other big story.