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the owner of a 7-foot alligator is upset because animal control officers came and took him away and he said no, he is like a dog. greg: that s a crock. jesse: good one. support alligator? dana: they found two boa constrictors and a rabbit. i m thinking the rabbit was jesse: that s launch. juan: what struck me, the alligator was in a hot tub. greg: don t ever do that. weekend in mexico, i will never forget it. dagen: being a redneck, i can tell you that alligators prefer chickens over rabbits. the rabbit was in the other roo room. dana: one more thing is up next. you re headed down the highway when the guy in front slams on his brakes out of nowhere. you do, too, but not in time. hey, no big deal.