The daily show my name is jon stewart. Weve got an unbelievable show tonight. Christiane amanpour will be joining us. Shes fabulous. [cheers and applause] but first, the big news today the world ended i think . Are we still on . I dont know. There was an eclipse it happened the sun and the moon did the thing everyones been saying they were gonna do for centuries the path got totalitied and now both planets will go back to years of ignoring each other, before they inevitably hook up again. Textbook toxic relationship. But not everyone was happy about todays celestial seasonings. For danger lurks fox news alert. A rare celestial event collides with a policy failure on the ground. The southern border will be directly in the path of totality today when the moon covers the sun for nearly 4 minutes. Were told officials are bracing for higher traffic than usual. That means a real opportunity for smugglers and cartels and migrants to come right in. Jon or they just wait til nighttime. [cheers
The daily show my name is jon stewart. Weve got an unbelievable show tonight. Christiane amanpour will be joining us. Shes fabulous. [cheers and applause] but first, the big news today the world ended i think . Are we still on . I dont know. There was an eclipse it happened the sun and the moon did the thing everyones been saying they were gonna do for centuries the path got totalitied and now both planets will go back to years of ignoring each other, before they inevitably hook up again. Textbook toxic relationship. But not everyone was happy about todays celestial seasonings. For danger lurks fox news alert. A rare celestial event collides with a policy failure on the ground. The southern border will be directly in the path of totality today when the moon covers the sun for nearly 4 minutes. Were told officials are bracing for higher traffic than usual. That means a real opportunity for smugglers and cartels and migrants to come right in. Jon or they just wait til nighttime. [cheers
The daily show my name is jon stewart. Weve got an unbelievable show tonight. Christiane amanpour will be joining us. Shes fabulous. [cheers and applause] but first, the big news today the world ended i think . Are we still on . I dont know. There was an eclipse it happened the sun and the moon did the thing everyones been saying they were gonna do for centuries the path got totalitied and now both planets will go back to years of ignoring each other, before they inevitably hook up again. Textbook toxic relationship. But not everyone was happy about todays celestial seasonings. For danger lurks fox news alert. A rare celestial event collides with a policy failure on the ground. The southern border will be directly in the path of totality today when the moon covers the sun for nearly 4 minutes. Were told officials are bracing for higher traffic than usual. That means a real opportunity for smugglers and cartels and migrants to come right in. Jon or they just wait til nighttime. [cheers
The daily show my name is jon stewart. Weve got an unbelievable show tonight. Christiane amanpour will be joining us. Shes fabulous. [cheers and applause] but first, the big news today the world ended i think . Are we still on . I dont know. There was an eclipse it happened the sun and the moon did the thing everyones been saying they were gonna do for centuries the path got totalitied and now both planets will go back to years of ignoring each other, before they inevitably hook up again. Textbook toxic relationship. But not everyone was happy about todays celestial seasonings. For danger lurks fox news alert. A rare celestial event collides with a policy failure on the ground. The southern border will be directly in the path of totality today when the moon covers the sun for nearly 4 minutes. Were told officials are bracing for higher traffic than usual. That means a real opportunity for smugglers and cartels and migrants to come right in. Jon or they just wait til nighttime. [cheers
The daily show my name is jon stewart. Weve got an unbelievable show tonight. Christiane amanpour will be joining us. Shes fabulous. [cheers and applause] but first, the big news today the world ended i think . Are we still on . I dont know. There was an eclipse it happened the sun and the moon did the thing everyones been saying they were gonna do for centuries the path got totalitied and now both planets will go back to years of ignoring each other, before they inevitably hook up again. Textbook toxic relationship. But not everyone was happy about todays celestial seasonings. For danger lurks fox news alert. A rare celestial event collides with a policy failure on the ground. The southern border will be directly in the path of totality today when the moon covers the sun for nearly 4 minutes. Were told officials are bracing for higher traffic than usual. That means a real opportunity for smugglers and cartels and migrants to come right in. Jon or they just wait til nighttime. [cheers