Getting personal with coronavirus and donald trump teaches us about manners. So lets get into it. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick it off as we always do with some good news of the day. This morning republicans and democrats in the senate reached a deal to pump 2 trillion into the economy to help deal with this pandemic stvment biggest stimulus in the United States history and it basically spreads money everywhere. Direct payments to americans. Expanded unemployment insurance, aid to Small Businesses, aid to the Airline Industry and billions of dollars to help prop up the Healthcare Industry which is vital right now. So all over america people are going to be getting checks from the government. And i know a lot of people out there are des trait desperate for toy lit paper but please do not use those checks to wipe your ass. Yo
Democratic debates ended just moments ago. And we are coming to you live from new york, ladies and gentlemen slasm cheers and applause thats right, we are completely live. I can prove it, this is how i can prove it, you see, it is a newspaper. Anyway, here we are. Night two of the democratic debate. And there has been so much excitement around these debates. Basically everybody has been watching them, and i mean everybody. Hey, twitter world trk is me, yours truly. We need to watch this debate. Because a bunch of people think they are kanl of running our country, it should be interesting, because to be honestk i dont know most of these guys but im trod hear what they have to say and i think every american should be watching them. So i guess we got about 38 minutes to go, so wont be long now. Take care. Trevor oh man. Dude, o. J. Kills me. Allegedly, allegedly. I love how he just tries to act like he is a completely normal guy, he is one of the greatest running backs of all time, what a
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[cheers and applause] desus welcome to the daily show, my name is what . Desus desus thank you. Unfortunately, its my last night hosting. I know, i know. But its been an awesome week. My biggest his appointment as i wasnt able to mention the bronx 144,000 times. I was hoping for more. So one last time anyway, we got a great show for you tonight so lets get into some headlines [cheers and applause] lets kick things off with a Supreme Court justice who has accepted more gifts than makeawish kids. Clarence thomas every day theres a new story about thomas accepting lavish gifts from his richass friends and not reporting any of it. Now hes in more hot water because somebody bought him a jacuzzi. Just kidding, it was an rv. Clarence thomas has been an rv evangelist for decades, traveling the country in a 40foot luxury motor coach that he purchased in 1999 after borrowing more than a quarter of a Million Dollars from a wealthy friend. But a new report from democrats on the Senate Finance comm
From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Im trevor noah. Thank you so much. Our guest tonight, all the way from game of thrones jamie lannister, give a big hand to nikolaj costerwaldau, everybody, give him a hand, really, give him a hand, he only has one. I think tv is a real thing. But lets get to the big news. Right now it looks more certain than ever than donald trump is going to be the republican nominee. And that scares a lot of people. Well, sain people. Because crazy people love trump, lets be honest. Not just the average joes, trump has also been getting support from prominent citizens people like north korean diplomat dennis rodman, douche bag ambassador kid rock, hard liquor name sake tila tequila and this very nice strongman named mike tyson. Hi, mike, i love your punching. Now tysons endorsement is hardly surprising because he and trump have been goo