well done, everybody. happy wednesday everybody. as you know trump s won big in iowa which means it s time for democrats to freak out. of course it s always time for dems to freak out unless you bring up the border, the economy, crime or biden getting lost in his yard. then there is nothing to see here, folks. trump really seems to bring out their inner kathy griffin. hell, even joy read bought a donald trump wig. it s true. but the closer he gets to the white house, the closer they get to committing harry kerry with a pair of dull knitting needles. they see trump and their brain seizes up like obama s appetite when he watches a dog show. he eats dogs. what s really going on? what are they planning next? it s the idea that trump will stage a totalitarian take over. nbc helped plant the seed with this headline, quote, fears grow that trump will use the military and dictate to oriole ways if he returns to the white house end quote. sounds pretty scary, right? that s the set up
happy new year. i am kat timpf. greg is off today so he asked me to check in and see how your new year s is going so far. not bad? good enough. all take it. we had a great year of shows with some awesome guests. we can t wait to bring you more in 2024. until then let s look back at some of our favorite segments from the past few months. and joy. there is a new marvel movie out. apparently it sucks. i haven t seen it yet because i have better things to do. [ yelling ] the new flick is courtesy of disney who owns the marvel cinematic universe. the real marvel is how each movie they put out is getting worse and worse. the next superhero should be the incredible shrinking box office. the latest offering, the marvels, was the worst opening for a marvel movie ever. even worse than ironman versus little women. they got destroyed in that. in this universe women are as physically strong as men. i m talking actual women, not the ones with 5:00 shadows who can p in the snow. today e
[cheers and applause] greg: yes! happy monday, more like happy fun day. i just invented that word. so friday the daily caller obtained video of an employee having anal sex inside a judiciary committee hearing room. oh, applause, thank you. pro anal sex in the senate judiciary room audience. we don t have access to the video so we had gene one of our producers sketch a screen grab. there you go. yeah, talk about yielding the floor to the next gentlemen. after the story broke democrat senator ben cardin s office released this statement quote, aidan may is no longer employed by the us senate. good thing his id badge had the picture of the back of his head. security forces tell fox news that capitol police are taking the matter seriously and charges haven t been ruled out. now, either this was a rare event or maybe this career s secret santa gift exchange got way out of hand. but where else can you get paid to have sex in the workplace with a free colonoscopy? only in dc are th
[applause] greg: happy wednesday, everyone. [laughter] greg: yes, control yourselves. remember back in grade school when the teacher would leave the room and tell everyone to behave while she was gone, of course, the second she left the room went wild. that s how i got my first tattoo. i would show you but the fcc doesn t allow frontal nudity, so it s great what the teacher got, right? but remember how after a while it would get ugly. the bullying and fights would start. things would get tossed around the room. by things, i mean me. when the teacher came back you were sort of relieved. you knew your class needed a grown-up to keep things from chaos which brings us to america. can someone please call the teacher back into the room? not so they can sleep with their students, although that helps. but to save us from the madness. every weekend we re seeing the same stories of violent mobs disrupting and destroying our cities. it makes me remember the good ole days when it u
[applause] greg: happy wednesday, everyone. [laughter] greg: yes, control yourselves. remember back in grade school when the teacher would leave the room and tell everyone to behave while she was gone, of course, the second she left the room went wild. that s how i got my first tattoo. i would show you but the fcc doesn t allow frontal nudity, so it s great what the teacher got, right? but remember how after a while it would get ugly. the bullying and fights would start. things would get tossed around the room. by things, i mean me. when the teacher came back you were sort of relieved. you knew your class needed a grown-up to keep things from chaos which brings us to america. can someone please call the teacher back into the room? not so they can sleep with their students, although that helps. but to save us from the madness. every weekend we re seeing the same stories of violent mobs disrupting and destroying our cities. it makes me remember the good ole days when it u