The pino is underwhelming. Coppolas dracula gave me nightmares because it was awful. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight tugowarren. Plus, stephen welcomes eddie murphy and the pioneer woman ree drummond. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hi nice to see you cheers and applause stephen hey cheers and applause oooh cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody how are you . Welcome, welcome one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Its friday cheers and applause listen to that, jon. That can only be one thing. Thats a friday crowd right there, that is. cheers and applause absolutely. Accept no substitutes. It is friday and trump is thanking god that it is. Because hes had a rough week. The impeachment inquiry has been so damning, trump needed his House Republican buddies to barge into the classified testimony to try to shut it down. When th
Today and we were blind sided by the news that Angelina Jolie filed for divorce. Brad went underground for a little bit, but he is back and hes better than ever. Brad brad during the press tour we loved getting to see you. Do you know you broke the internet . You became a meme. 65 look good on him. Lordt. Whats lordt . Its like hes looking fly. Im so unsavvy are the internet, but great. This is a picture of beyonce and now people are saying, me saving the photos of brad to my phone. Its a meme joke. Okay, so hes not a meme guy, but were still calling this the summer of brad pitt. His new movie ad astra is out tomorrow, and one critic called brads eyes the movies highest Impact Special effect. What a year for you. Two fabulous pieces of cinema. Will you be done after this for the year . You put it away. Get on to other things. How does brad pitt relax . Just friends, family, get outside. Brads ex, angelina, rocked hollywood three years ago today when she filed for divorce. A lots change
The news that Angelina Jolie filed for divorce. Brad went underground for a little bit, but he is back and hes better than ever. Brad brad during the press tour we loved getting to see you. Do you know you broke the internet . You became a meme. 65 look good on him. Lordt. Whats lordt . Its like hes looking fly. Im so unsavvy are the internet, but great. This is a picture of beyonce and now people are saying, me saving the photos of brad to my phone. Its a meme joke. Okay, so hes not a meme guy, but were still calling this the summer of brad pitt. His new movie ad astra is out tomorrow, and one critic called brads eyes the movies highest Impact Special effect. What a year for you. Two fabulous pieces of cinema. Will you be done after this for the year . You put it away. Get on to other things. How does brad pitt relax . Just friends, family, get outside. Brads ex, angelina, rocked hollywood three years ago today when she filed for divorce. A lots changed since then. Brad quit drinking
Thats very nice. Welcome, brooklyn. Thank you for coming. Thanks for watching at home. Wear on the road beaming into your heads from the Howard Gillman opera house at the Brooklyn Academy of music in brooklyn, new york. [ cheers and applause ] please, its an opera house. Sit. Thank you very much. Was there enough bike parking for everyone here tonight . This is our third time broadcasting from brooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] we had a lot of fun last time but a lot has changed since we were here in 2015. Bedstuy is the new williamsb g williamsburg. Tickets to hamilton are only 500 each now. I dont know if im going to make it to the end of the week. Ive been eating my blood mozzarella level is. 375 right now. I ate at frankies three nights in a row. My daughter jane yesterday, shes 3 years old. She asked if we can move here. She said, can this be our home . [ cheers and applause ] we had the window open and a breeze came in and i said, it smells good. And she said, sometimes it smells
Thank you for showing up here and not at my home, i appreciate that. Hey, before we get going i need to thank somebody. I need to thank our guitar player, toshi, hes from japan, he went back home to japan over the holiday break, how was it . You saw the whole family . Yeah. Jimmy he brought me back a gift. One year you brought me a kimono, which was nice, i wear it to the mailbox every morning. But this year toshi, who i know you didnt expect me to mention this, you brought me what this. Shampoo. Jimmy shampoo. He brought me a bottle i guess this is special shampoo for people with thinning hair . Well yes. I use it. Jimmy so toshi gave me the shampoo. Then this was an extra thing, you stood in front of my desk and explained how to use it. Correct me if i have it wrong. You said, wet your hair, then lather on the shampoo, then rinse it off. Yeah. Massage your head, yes. Jimmy right, right, right. See, normally [ laughter ] usually when i do it, i squirt it in the air, try to get it to l