have you ever seen this much chocolate, at least in the cityo of new york? that s why people are hatinghato on me. the race card officially over, but oh, oh, oh. disney canceled conservative star wars actress gina carano strikes back on prime time. plus, cocaine, hippos. last night, we invited senator lankford on from oklahoma. t he s the republican who coauthored the border bill with democrats who admittedd the border never closes. he said he was in a meeting last night cond he couldn t make it. so we invited him on again tonight becausuldn t make we hat of questions like, why would you spend $20 billion on a border bill that doesn t close the border0 billio ? langford lankford told our team he didn t want to come in tonight to get his skult wan cracked in. he probably doesn t realize i m a pussycat. he wrote the bill. i read the bill. why not tell me how it worksl. read? instead, lankford went on cnnt twice to talk with danona bash and jake tapper, anchors who cov
greg: that is true! happy thursday, everybody. thank you. so disney has announced that the next star wars movie will be directed by a woman. you heard that right. disney admits they can define a woman. but the new director s not just any woman, no, she s a pakistani canadian feminist activist. exactly the kind of person the star wars franchise needs. the kind who s idea of fun is lecturing you about oppression while combing dandruff out of her armpits. not her, somebody like that. see i saved that one. it s no secret that the star wars audience is mostly male. and by mostly, i mean virgin. so here s charmeen in 2015 talking to jon stewart about how she interacts with that horrible gender with the y chromosome. i like to make men uncomfortable. i enjoy making men uncomfortable greg: see that explains why jon stewart looked so comfortable. well, no doubt she s made plenty of men uncomfortable especially the ones that own disney stock. because this movie promises to be a
around the video screen for warmth and people regift the cake that dare not speak its name. here s the ten most merry festive, snowy, angelic tales of the holiday. who can forget christmas. are you ready to deck some halls? an entire evening of christmas specials starting with the grinch who stole christmas. the annual christmas specials were an event. when you first see that advertisements like frosty the snowman returns tuesday night. this was on once. if you missed it, you were screwed. mom, mom, can we watch this? mom? can we catch that? on sunday, december 4, burl ives tells the story of rudolph the red nosed reindeer. that was like the pinnacle. love that show. tells the story of rudolph based on the song, rudolph that was kind of an outsider. burl ives as the snowman. hermy the elf. he was the cast-off. i went to be a dentist. it s a lucrative business given that your boss, santa, gets paid in cookies. of course, you have the scary claym
unlike cathy hochul, he s actually qualified to be governor. former new york congressman lee zelen. she ll bless your heart and tear your dearies apart. cohost of the bottom line on fox business kagan mcdowell. he looks like your favorite applebee s manager. cohost of fox & friends first, todd cairo. and finally, like a flash flood, she shows up where she s not wanted and causes a lot of damage, fox news contributor kat timpf. yes. those jalapeno poppers were cold, todd. greg: before we get to news stories, it s friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always, it s my first time reading them so if they suck, we ll take one of the writers out, strip him naked and set him on fire. [laughter] all right. here we go. this week in new jersey, more than 500 pounds of pasta was found mysteriously dumped in the woods. in response, one enraged resident is vowing revenge. [laughter] according to reports,
r.f.k. jr. would like to see debates, but joe says no. hiding biden again teachers union boss, randi weingarten expecting to get grilled. teachers should have been back to work as soon as possible. aaron rodgers bids fare well to green bay. we are all excited to add someone of his character and ability.ndability.and ability. brian: that is billy joel singing uptown girl and it is appropriate. billy joel would have named it longer island, the indians would have or native americans, whatever we re calling them now. this was not written about christie mcpherson, it was written about elle mcpherson. ainsley: i was at a concert and christie brinkley was there on the front row and they shined the spotlight on her. she was in front of the stage on the end on the corner. and i love christie brinkley, as a child, i thought she was see gorgeous, still is. brian: whatever moisturizer she is using is working. ainsley: there are some ladies you want to know who the